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14/04/2025

To all April babies
Cheers 🥂

16/01/2025

I've always been ashamed of my small d*ck🍆, 😔 I'v dated my girlfriend for a year but I never touched her because I thought she might dump me after discovering that I have a tiny d*ck🍆

So yesterday, I gathered enough courage and invited her over to my house around 7pm.

We got to my room and I switched the lights off because I never wanted her to see anything..

While she sat on my bed, I took my clothes off and went closer to her, I took her hand and made her touch my d*ck🍆 then she said "But baby you know I don't smoke cigàrette"🤷‍♀️

Please what does she mean?😭💔

05/01/2025

If a w0man shows any of the following 14 behaviors, leave her.
Failing to walk away will cost you your time, energy, and resources.
1) If she's giving you inconsistent vibes.
One moment she’s interested, the next she’s cold.
W0men who behave like this are testing you. It’s a sign of low interest or emotional instability.
A w0man is either interested in you or not. Never entertain anything in-between.
Walk away.
2) If she only contacts you when she needs a favor.
This is pure manipulation.
She sees you as a resource, not a man.
If her texts revolve around asking for help, money, or rides, you’re just her backup plan.
Cut her off immediately.
3) If she ghosts you.
A w0man who disappears without reason is showing you two things:
1. She doesn’t value you.
2. She doesn’t respect you.
Gh0sting = disrespect.
Never give a ghost another chance.
4) If she gives late or no replies.
W0men who value you respond quickly.
Late replies show low interest or that you’re not her priority.
Stop chasing her. Chase your goals instead.
5) If you feel like you're the only one putting in effort.
Relationships are a two-way street.
If you’re always initiating texts, planning dates, and carrying conversations, she’s checked out.
Stop wasting energy on her.
6) If she’s “busy” all the time.
Everyone has a busy life, but Women make time for men they desire.
“Busy” is just an excuse to keep you at arm’s length.
Respect yourself. Move on.
7) If her actions don’t match her words.
She says she likes you but doesn’t act like it?
This is a classic sign of manipulation. W0men will say one thing and do another to keep you hooked.
Believe her actions, not her words.
😎 If she asks for space or a break.
“Space” or “breaks” mean one thing: She’s exploring her options.
No woman asks for space from a man she’s truly attracted to.
Take the hint: She’s done. Be done too.
9) If you catch her lying multiple times.
Lying destroys trust. If she’s lying about small things, imagine what she’s hiding about the big o to

05/01/2025

All the women I've slept with ended up dying within a week.

This has aroused great concern within my family and close friends.

A lot of people have said I was an Ogbanje. Some have said It was a curse from birth.

But come to think of it, was I supposed to care?
Of course I have no hand in their demise.

Despite all of this, these beautiful girls never ceased to flock around me.

Infact, every single night, I have made it a norm to always visit the clubhouse, and whenever I was returning home, these ladies would request to follow me. Sometimes I wondered why. But I got to realize that they were only attracted to my flashy cars and the money I flaunted around.

It was during the heat of this saga that I met Esther.

Unlike every other girl, Esther was just in her early twenties; a typical Yoruba girl.

She was tall in height and her fair skin was synonymous to that of Queen Elizabeth. Her beauty radiated an air of charm that men hardly resist.

As expected, we got to know ourselves.

One thing led to another, she began to develop feelings for me and that was when we started dating.

All these while, we have never had séx; I intentionally avoided the act because I didn't want her to díe like the rest.

Sometimes, when she comes to visit at my house, we'd end up kíssing and touching, but I always made sure I didn't cross the line.

On several occasions, she has questioned me on why I have refused to touch her.

I have always been smart to dodge all her questions, but the last time she came around, trust me, I was thrown off balance.

“Mike, am I beautiful?” She had asked, screwing through my face for answers, with her eyes.

"Of course you are.” I answered.

"Am I not good enough for you?”

"Common, why all the questions? Have I said you're not good enough for me?”

"Then if I'm good enough, why have you refused to have séx with me? Why have you refused to make me feel like a woman? Why have you refused to…?” She hadn't completed her statement when she burst into tears.

I couldn't help it.

That was how our lips intertwined.

My heart was beating so fast; I reciprocated the kiss immediately.

This time around, as her hands swept across my chest, I knew there was no turning back.

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05/01/2025

*I NO FIT LAUGH ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!*
A lecturer walked into a
class room and told all the students that
there will be An emergençy test...
He Went straight to the black board and
wrote the instructions which says:
1) time is 15mins
2)no copyíng
3) no cançellâtion of answers
4) once it's time walk away from your desk. He told the students to get ready... that it will be a simple two
questions test
1)list four of your best foods
Immediately students started writing..
Boy's were writing Eba, pounded yam,rice, beans, fufu etc...
The girls were busy writing
Hotdogs, pizza, shawarma, burger,
vanilla iced cream etc....
All the ladies were happy until they saw the
final
question
2) Explaín how to prepare your
favourite meal as listed in
question 1.
Yawa cm gâs😅😅..
See girls and cançellâtion
They cançelled all their first answer and started
changing it to:
yam, beans, white rice,, egg,
tea, akamu, indomie, dodo e.t.c. I was surprised when somebody wrote hôt water.
Lolz😂😂

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05/01/2025

This will make you laugh 😅 😅

(Mosquitoes in public compounds)

Mosquito 1: Let’s enter Mama Emeka’s room this night nah.

Mosquito 2: Nah, that one is menstruating abeg. Her blood go dey taste somehow. How about Papa Ezekiel’s room?

Mosquito 3: That drunkard that’s always with Alomo? You’ve forgotten how his blood made me high the last time we visited his room? Omo I no want abeg.

Mosquito 4: Na wa o. Why don’t we try Slim Diva Frosh’s room?

Mosquito 5: That one na olosho nah. You don see runs girl dey stay house for night? She’s probably in one cheap hotel collecting preeq at the moment. Let’s go to the room of that Bachelor that just moved in.

Mosquito 6: That idiot has sprayed insecticide as usual jare

Mosquito 7: That guy own too much sef. Every time insecticide. E dey fear malaria but e no dey fear HIV. Na every day the bastard dey carry different girls come house. Fool

Mosquito 8: Oya let’s try Kunle’s room.

Mosquito 9: Kunle the factory worker? Bet9ja don finish that one life nah. E no go dey house by this time. He’s probably in one bet shop shouting “Play am over 2.5!”

Mosquito 10: Oya let’s just enter Mummy Victoria’s room.

Mosquito 11: Guy that woman just gave birth two days ago. Why do you want to suck a nursing mother’s blood? Grow some conscience!

Mosquito 10: Wahala for who wan grow conscience o. Me that is hungry. Ogbeni I will suck both her and her baby’s blood. Ask around, I don’t have shame.

Mosquito: 12: Guys, guys relax... Mosquina is right. We can’t suck Mummy Victoria’s blood. She’s still weak. Let’s wait till after a month when she starts regaining her body.

Mosquito 13: Well, I guess our only option now is Funny UncleB, that Føølish joke writter and YouTube comedian, he always make people laugh too much on the internet ...Let’s go to his room. I saw him buying Milo and Peak Milk this morning sef so him blood go make sense.

All the mosquitoes in unison: That’s true, that’s true!.....(they all fly together to my room)

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05/01/2025

🥳 LAUGH 🤭

1. So far I have bëtrayed 8O girls starting from Favour🙄, my target is 4OO girls.😇
You girls will päy for what DELILAH did to our brother ‘SAMSON’ 🤢😒🥲🤭😂😂
2. I miss secondary school oo when we do not understand what the Chemistry teacher is saying🙄:
Chemistry teacher:“ Will the reaction increase or decrease?”
Us: mmmcrease 🤭
Na too much wisdom dey worry us 😂😂
3. If you want to know a girl’s real name, bring out çheque book and do as if you want to write it in her name...🙄
You will hear: “My Names is Adeniyi Favour Grace Stephanie 🤭😂😂
4. “Nothing lasts forever!!”
“Nothing lasts forever!!!”
That’s me testing the microphone at my Ëx Favour’s wedding 😒🤭😂😂
5. Me as a Lawyer: “My Lord no dey shöut for me nah, na person I come defend, no be me thïef the plantain. 🙄😒😂😂
6. Me as a bricklayer: “Oga e be like say we go need super glue oo, this blöck no wan stand 😒😂😂
7. I saw a pöliceman 👨‍✈️ on the road and I decided to joke with him:
ME: A bank has been röbbed...🙆
POLIÇEMAN: (Shoçked) Which Bank?😳
ME: Power Bank 🤭
Now they are taking me to the stätion...🥲 Did I do anything wrong?? 😩😂😂
8. Where are the Geography students?🥲
What is the name of the star we see after receiving slap...? 🤭😂😂
9. If you see a bricklayer drïnking Bëer in the afternoon, just know that a bag of cement have disappeared. 🤭😂😂
10. A side chiçk is a gïrl from 18 to 2O years. If you are 24 to 28 years, you are a Side Hen🙄...
Then if you are 3O to 35, you must be a side vülture 🏃🤭😂😂
11. If you want them to stop urïnating at your Backyard, Remove that sign that says “Don’t urinate here” and re-write it to 👉 “Your Urine is Urgently Needed Here” and see God fight fight your battle 😇🤭😂😂
12. This question has been bothering me! Please is mosquito a domestic anïmal or wïld anïmal 🤔😒🤭😂😂
13. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄
It’s not fair oo 😢😭
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05/01/2025

This is 2025 guys, don't foot the bills of any girl you’re not married to.

Don't pay her rent, buy her gifts, or fund her expensive lifestyle.

Be smart.

This makes perfect sense right?

Well ladies in the year 2025, stop sleeping with men you are not married to.

Stop visiting to do chores proving to be wife material.

Let him cook his meals, wash his clothes, clean his house, etc.

Stop letting people milk the cow for free.

If anyone wants you to do these things let them get married.

It's time to sanitize our planet.

That makes perfect sense right?

I think I read somewhere that the slogan for the year is DEY FOR WHO DEY FOR YOU.

Well very soon by the time the Gen Alpha Generation is old enough to get married kindness and benevolence would no longer exist.

I don't support using people or being entitled but I'll always assist people whenever I can.

What has helped me is helping people without expecting anything in return.

Just assist without being used and leave the rest for God.

What am I even saying?

We must sanitize the world.

Stop doing charity work that no one is paying you to do.

Chai, who stoned me?

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