25/05/2025
“Mission Luilu Kihungulo: Got Lost, Got Muddy, Got Famous!”
So I finally got a curtain rod installation job in **Luilu, Kihungulo**.
Simple, right? .............Wrong.
First, Google Maps gave up on me. The boda guy King,ori swore he knew a shortcut. That “shortcut” included:
* A cow chase..... Walai na tuko juu ya nduthi
* A river crossing with no bridge🥲🥲
* A road so rough, my drill asked for early retirement.... Husikiii Hadi tapemeasure
Ilipotelea hapo
By the time we arrived, my shoes were finished, my spirit was half gone — but my skills? Fully charged.
I walked in. Client looked at me and said,
“Just make sure they’re straight.”
I didn’t say a word. Just unleashed the Kariobangi spirit.
Installed those rods so straight, even the window stood at attention.
She was so impressed, she didn’t even tip — she did worse… she shared my number on the estate WhatsApp group!
Next thing I know, I'm getting calls from:
* Mama Shiko from Plot 12
* A guy called “Chairman”
* Auntie from upstairs who said, *“You’re the one who drilled in Luilu?”*
I went there for one job.
I came out a local celebrity, mandevu wa curtain rods.
GRIND HARDWARE AND DECOR – Kariobangi HQ.
I arrive looking like a fundi… leave like a legend.
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I’ll get there. Late, maybe — but I’ll deliver perfection!
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