10/05/2025
BECOMING president is not like becoming pope. For you to become president of Kenya, you need numbers, not character. You can roast people in churches and still become president. You can delete the balls and b***s of all your enemies and still get elected into office as president. You can shoot someone on the neck and still dream of becoming president. You can steal all the money in the central bank and still become president. You can be so corrupt and tribal in your thinking and in your behaviour, but when the election time comes, people queue to vote for you in numbers. You can ng'ondo someone's wife in a hotel room just like David, and when it comes to politics, such is not used as a deterrent yardstick. So, don't be shocked to see characters with questionable credentials or behaviours ascending to positions of leadership. Wenye wanasema Riggy G can't be president coz he was impeached, hii ni siasa, siyo kanisa. K**a ni story na church, Trump hangekuwa president. Martha Koome will allow Riggy G to contest for the top seat. Kikuyus will vote en masse to send Ruto back to his chicken business. Since Luos get orders from Baba, Baba will always tell them to oppose potential presidential winners only to force them into working with the government under the pretext of bringing development. Mimi kura zangu za Rarieda ziko intact. The method I intend to use to win the Rarieda Parliamentary race will shock even my own relatives. By 2027, all my opponents, including Otiende Amolo, will be singing "RariedaEnKich".
Dtr Owiti Owayo, Kich
