Esther Baumbach

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Is there a deeper meaning ama ni josks😂
18/09/2025

Is there a deeper meaning ama ni josks😂

Mwathani wa iguru ate the guy is married to his high school sweetheart 🙆‍♀️Endeni kwa OMG
18/09/2025

Mwathani wa iguru ate the guy is married to his high school sweetheart 🙆‍♀️
Endeni kwa OMG

Hustle till you make it sindio😉At 21 years old.Heh kazi ye teddy bear ikaleta shida vile mwenyewe alianza kuniguza ma be...
18/09/2025

Hustle till you make it sindio😉
At 21 years old.
Heh kazi ye teddy bear ikaleta shida vile mwenyewe alianza kuniguza ma behind na bo***es. Nikaacha kwenda because ain’t no way. Ananiambia atanipea promotion nifanyange part ya tu puppets😂😂 brother ewww!

Anyways nikajaribu mpaka modeling pale Ruiru, palm shade kumbe number 3 alikua analipwa smirnoff ice tatu na 100 bob🤦‍♀️ na nguo nilikua nimeomba. Show ikaisha late time singemake kwenda home nisinyongewe githurai ahhh. Nikajaribu kurudishia waiter tule tupombe anipee pesa akakataa nikatukunyua😔

Nikaona hustle ya Nairobi haileti shangwe. I moved to Mombasa to work as a Casheer/receptionist. Tena huko ndio uyo ithe wa shiana akisema heeey bebeee let’s see how this goes😂😂
Nikawacha kazi nikaenda kujaribu ndoa. Aiyayayaya five or six years later ata sijui ni ngapi but two children later kwa kina ndoa kukaleta kinyoriro and I was back to the hustle except this time nilikua na tumidomo tuwili extra🙆‍♀️
Gaes I tried everything now, nikakua salesperson wa sigara, nikakua waitress..nikaenda big brother africa auditions, tusker project fame ahhhhh but finally nikaanza kuimba mugithi and this right here is where I stuck because ilikua inaleta tupesa.
Lakini bado nikiwa naimba juu that only happens on weekends, nilikua naamka mapema weekdays kuskiza Kiss FM wakianza zile michezo za sijui do this to win..napiga simu immediately. I won a phone yenye niliuza 18k, nikashinda airtime ya 2k nikauzia watu wa hood😂 nilikua nasimama karibu na duka nauliza k**a wanataka na nawaambia nitawaongezea one bob.
Now one valentines day week, Kiss FM had a competition. They were looking for a single lady, aende date wamlipie kila kitu, na wampee mbesha.
Let me tell you my friends, I was that lady.
Called in and Kenyans voted for me.
Sasa I went to the studio and guys were asked to call in, give a reason why I should choose one of them to go on a date with me. I listened carefully to each one of them na the one I picked juu ya sauti heh😂😂😂🙆‍♀️
I think I will continue with this story on the next post juu hii ni k**a imekua too long. AmaNjeri Muirurieri Muiruri my sister kuna mahali nimewacha juu wewe tulikua partners in crime ni vile tu wewe ulikua ka rich kid.

You have seen how first hustle refused to work out right? Iyo ya kua mushishian 🎸 Henewe, I saw a bigger dream! I had to...
18/09/2025

You have seen how first hustle refused to work out right? Iyo ya kua mushishian 🎸
Henewe, I saw a bigger dream! I had to be international no matter what. Someone who worked in Safari Park told me there were auditions for dancers, ‘the safari cats’
Mimi huyo, nikakimbia huko.
At least I had one qualification, ‘my age’ juu the rest were way out of range😂
My height betrayed me but the guy still gave me a chance.
Sikwenda mbali sana though. Nilitolewa tu kwa warm up😭
Ati give me a 380 split ladies hahaha mimi hata 120 split ilikua shida senbuse 180. Everyone else was on the floor but me.
Kamwili kangu kalikua above sea level overlooking the rest of the team. Nikaekwa kando. I waited waseme show us your talent niwaonyeshe belly dancing but they said, thank you for coming. Hata kasoda gaes😔
Lakini if you are meant to work in the entertainment industry hata wakukatae utaingia tu because sikwenda mbali sana before nipatane na jamaa flani akaniambia anaweza nipea job huko tu safari park.
I accepted the offer before ata aexplain. Job ilikua ya kuvaa costume ya teddy bear nichezeshe watoto.
The first day karibu nizimie juu ilikua outside in the sun in that heavy costume.
Haki tutaendelea na hii series ya hustle mpaka muelewe nimepigana vita😂

Nimekumbuka back in the days nikiwa 20 years old nilikua nimeenda kutafuta kazi pale Ndanga hotel Ruiru. Kufika nikaitiw...
18/09/2025

Nimekumbuka back in the days nikiwa 20 years old nilikua nimeenda kutafuta kazi pale Ndanga hotel Ruiru. Kufika nikaitiwa manager na tulikua na my friends pia. When the manager came tukaulizwa tunatafua kazi gan. Nikasema we are a band na kazi yetu ni kuimba🤣
I knew afew songs but hakuna nilikua namalizia.
Henewe the guy said turudi Sunday tuperforn juu ni family day🤣
Sunday tulikua hapo tumengara kungara. Mind you we didn't have any instruments juu hakuna hata mmoja alikua anajua kucheza amongst us.
The guy showed us the stage akadhani tutaanza set up. Nikachukua mtiya pool nikaiseti k**a guitar nikaanza kuimba afroo afroooo mtoto wa sagana mamaaa then musichanaa wa suraa nzuriii.....place ya instruments tulikua tunacheza na mdomo..ten ten tee tereree ten ten tee....
The shock on the customers faces🤣
The shock on the staff along with their manager 🤣
I will never forget ! Anyways we took a break after a while and they gave us fries na soda. He also told us kazi imeishia hapo. Hatukulipwa😏
Looking back, that was all levels of BOLD! I wouldn't do it again though 🤣

Ka genz kakipika kalifika mahali kakaitana kasaidiwe. Mr Wajilo ran to the rescue. Mimi niliwaambia tu ikiiva waniite to...
17/09/2025

Ka genz kakipika kalifika mahali kakaitana kasaidiwe. Mr Wajilo ran to the rescue. Mimi niliwaambia tu ikiiva waniite tondu riri, sinaweza chukua off😂😂😂

Elephant has addressed the nation 🤷‍♀️
17/09/2025

Elephant has addressed the nation 🤷‍♀️

Sasa baby top atakua anakunywa chai bila kucheka juu amekua sued. Huyo mwenye amestakiana pia alikua mumerekia?
17/09/2025

Sasa baby top atakua anakunywa chai bila kucheka juu amekua sued. Huyo mwenye amestakiana pia alikua mumerekia?

Let me confess siku moja nimeletewa udaku ya a certain cerebretee at anatesa bibi yake na anampiga vibaya. Ati anamthrea...
17/09/2025

Let me confess siku moja nimeletewa udaku ya a certain cerebretee at anatesa bibi yake na anampiga vibaya. Ati anamthreaten pia ati akimuacha atamumalisaaa. Nikavaa my effmbiay mode nikaanza investigations. Bruh nilikua mpaka na notebook. Nikaanza upekuzi wa hali ya juu. Nikauliza uyo cerebretee, akanipiga bonge la block. Sasa nikamtoa kwa key suspect nikamueka kwa list ya the actual suspect.
Nikaingia inbox ya bibi nikamshow my name is bla bla bla and i am here to help you. Acha niwaambie alininyorosha wewe😂😂😂😂😂
Alinipasha kila siku for about seven days. Heh hii kazi ya volunteer journalist nitawacha😂😂😂😂🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️

Married man: kaschana unakunyua nini?Lady: black labelMarried man: itichaaaaLady: huyu nitamtrap na pregnancy Months lat...
17/09/2025

Married man: kaschana unakunyua nini?
Lady: black label
Married man: itichaaaa
Lady: huyu nitamtrap na pregnancy
Months later
Lady: I am pregnant
Married man: I am out of town wewe jua vile utafanya
Lady goes to socials to expose the man! All this should have ended at the bar that day. I mean kikitaka kununua kinunue lakini wewe kua mjanja, isipite hapo. They are all from the safe cloth.

17/09/2025

Mr Elephant ukitoka golf uingie WhatsApp group huko naskia mtoto ni mgonjwa ako hosi. Wamesema hushiki simu na ati baby ni wako. Angalia missed calls daddie🤷‍♀️

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