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Pedro neto is really sad☹️☹️
05/07/2025

Pedro neto is really sad☹️☹️

05/07/2025

Wilkister Atieno Otieno

BREAKING NEWS Diogo Jota and his brother have tragically passed away in a car accident. So sad💔 May his soul rest in pea...
03/07/2025

BREAKING NEWS
Diogo Jota and his brother have tragically passed away in a car accident.

So sad💔 May his soul rest in peace
just 5 days after getting married

18/06/2025

Kenyans composing a song for the president

18/06/2025

Kenya doesn't make sense currently

18/06/2025

Unagongewa

18/06/2025

Starting to rethink my religion

18/06/2025

What kinda disaster is this😭😌

Goodnight guys
06/05/2024

Goodnight guys

I laughed so hard i almost dropped my iphone 15 pro max fully paid,1 terabyte,fast charging ,with built in aircon and a ...
30/04/2024

I laughed so hard i almost dropped my iphone 15 pro max fully paid,1 terabyte,fast charging ,with built in aircon and a solar panel.

UNIVERSITY OF ADULTERYFIRST YEAR EXAMSCOURSE: MARRIAGEMATICSTime 3Hrs 30MINSINSTRUCTIONS:ANSWER ALL QUESTIONSALL QUESTIO...
10/04/2024

UNIVERSITY OF ADULTERY

FIRST YEAR EXAMS

COURSE: MARRIAGEMATICS

Time 3Hrs 30MINS

INSTRUCTIONS:

ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS

ALL QUESTIONS MUST BE ANSWERED IRRESPECTIVE OF GENDER.

1. You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for two years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)

2. You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)

3. For Men, You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s

(A). Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. (15marks)

(b). Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks)

(c). Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. (5 marks)

4. You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. (20 marks)

5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than Ksh 1,000,000. Your daughter who is awaiting kcse result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy worth Ksh 700,000 each. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)

6. For ladies* You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)*

7. You can't give your wife Ksh 10,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over Ksh 50,000 in bars and restaurants.

Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 (20 marks)

8. You have been in the place of worship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark).

YOUR TIME START FROM NOW,Good luck my

Chelsea kupigwa labda na upepo sasa😂😂😂😂
04/04/2024

Chelsea kupigwa labda na upepo sasa😂😂😂😂

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