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Pole sana walikugusia mrima
11/01/2025

Pole sana walikugusia mrima

We are finishing year 2024 in style. Please drink responsibly, do not drink and drive. Arrive safe, arrive alive.
31/12/2024

We are finishing year 2024 in style. Please drink responsibly, do not drink and drive. Arrive safe, arrive alive.

31/12/2024

Day 366/366
K**a uko salama weka tick ✅.

Thank you Jesus 🙏

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Betwel Kipkorir Rotich, Cruez K-vin, Wajockoyah Kiprono, ...
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Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Betwel Kipkorir Rotich, Cruez K-vin, Wajockoyah Kiprono, Ale Wai, Brian Philson

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Search DNA and register.
Referral code 12729
Redeem and get coins for this week.

28/10/2024

How the modern Kenyan man eats:

At 6 AM

A large mug of tea (with half a kilo of sugar)

White bread slathered in Blue Band margarine

Samosas from a roadside vendor

Proceeds to scroll through WhatsApp groups, forwarding memes before heading to work.

At 10 AM

"Strong tea" (more milk than water, plus sugar)

Mandazi or chapati

A boiled egg, if feeling fancy

Yawn deeply, look around for no reason, and claim it’s time for a "small break."

At 1 PM (Lunch hour)

Mountain of ugali

Overcooked sukuma wiki swimming in oil

Beef stew with more bones than meat

Soda the size of a small fire extinguisher

By now, he’s exhausted—looks for a shaded tree and sits in silence for 20 minutes, blaming "too much work" for the fatigue.

At 4 PM

More tea

A plate of chips with questionable sausage

Or a piece of roasted maize dipped in salt

Heads back to the office but accomplishes nothing productive, except scrolling Twitter.

At 7 PM (Dinner)

Ugali, again

Nyama choma (with enough fat to grease a truck engine)

Kachumbari drowned in vinegar

More soda

Proceeds to talk politics for 2 hours, vigorously defending leaders he’s never met.

At 10 PM

A final cup of tea

Leftover mandazi or a banana

A handful of roasted peanuts

Lies in bed, tossing and turning, wondering why he’s so tired despite doing nothing all day. At midnight, he checks his phone again, scrolling through TikTok until his eyes close.

Wakes up in the morning, groggy and irritated, swearing that today will be different. But the cycle repeats—tea, ugali, soda, and naps.

And yet, the Kenyan man wonders why he's always tired, irritable, pot-bellied, and blames witchcraft for his problems instead of poor diet.

28/10/2024

Men, avoid girls who go for short call before s*x. Ask me why?

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Ulipoteza Nan ndio ukajua kifo iko

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