
26/06/2025
Stingo Anelka a.k.a. Mr. Quarter Half | Game by Numbers vs. Team Swara FC
The most indisciplined boy finally saw the light โ and guess what? He didnโt insult the ref!
He came, he scored, he behaved. A miracle in cleats. ๐โฝ
๐ Stats that Raised Eyebrows (for the right reasons!):
โฑ 34 Minutes Played (Came on in the 56th minute)
โฝ 2 Goals Scored
๐ฏ 80% Shot Accuracy
๐ช 3 Ground Duels Won
๐ง 2 Key Passes
๐ 90% Pass Completion
๐ซ 0 Fouls Committed
๐ฃ 0 Complaints to the Referee (record broken!)
๐ฆ 1 Redemption Activated
They call him Mr. Quarter Half because he rarely finishes a match without a card.
But today? He finished with goals, calmness, and shock across the entire technical bench. ๐ญ๐
๐ Rating: 9/10 โ From chaos merchant to midfield maestro.
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