11/04/2026
๐คฃ โป๏ธ MORNING LAUGHTER (๐๐ฅ)
1๏ธโฃ If you don ever throw your tooth ๐ฆท on top roofโฆ
So another one go grow ๐ญ๐
๐ Abeg gather here make we laugh together
2๏ธโฃ She fall in love with electrician โก
Now whole family shock ๐ณ
๐ Love don finally shock dem ๐
3๏ธโฃ You don ever fine reach level weyโฆ
You no wan go house ๐ญ
๐ Because never enough people don see you ๐
4๏ธโฃ Some guys dey lie professionally:
๐ โBaby I see my future kids in your eyesโ
Ogaโฆ you see school fees, pampers and Golden Morn too?? ๐ญ๐
5๏ธโฃ Soldier fit kpai 100 people get peaceโฆ
You just do one small thingโฆ sleep no go come ๐ญ๐
๐ Life no balance abeg
6๏ธโฃ Na Adam cause our English problem:
God: โAdam where are you?โ
Adam: โI am nakedโ ๐ญ๐
7๏ธโฃ All these โCan you slap me for 10 million?โ peopleโฆ
With this economyโฆ
๐ I fit exchange you for bread + mineral ๐ญ๐
8๏ธโฃ Pidgin na special language:
Question: Light dey?
Answer: Light dey! ๐
9๏ธโฃ That childhood momentโฆ
You sleep afternoonโฆ wake eveningโฆ
๐ Still greet โGood morningโ ๐ญ๐
๐ Dear God ๐
Bless the person reading this with unexpected miracle โค๏ธ
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Final talk:
If you laugh and no reactโฆ
You dey do undercover work ๐ญ๐
Drop the one wey finish you ๐๐
Local Boy