24/08/2026
I watched the humanoid Olympics, and I don't know what to feel.
If you missed it, you can watch the race here: https://www.aljazeera.com/sports/2026/8/22/usain-bolts-100m-record-broken-at-world-humanoid-robot-games
For sure, the world has moved. It felt like my childhood play was being relived, those days we young boys spent modelling bulls out of clay and making them "fight" each other. The only difference now is that the space for the play is global, and the humanoids, unlike our clay bulls, mimic human beings.
I was surprised to see global media houses such as Bloomberg, ESPN, Al Jazeera, CBS, among others run headlines announcing that a humanoid robot had broken Usain Bolt's 100m world record. More interesting was watching those humanoids finish the race panting, just like human beings, some of them were carried out on stretchers. This was the most hilarious part.
I don't know what all this is going to end at. But it appears that what goes around comes around, and that there is truly nothing new under the sun.
I fear that sooner or later, the human Olympics we have always enjoyed might just turn out to be something else entirely. How far is technology likely to take us? Are we still going to have life as it has always been? Is there a revolution in human history that will be as radical as the AI revolution? What does an ordinary person need to do to comfortably avoid being edged out by these new developments?
Three things, briefly:
1. Stay curious, not comfortable. Learn what the new tools can and cannot do. Just do not be comfortable right now. Try to be just literate enough not to be caught flat-footed.
2. Double down on what remains distinctly human. Judgment, empathy, story, faith, conscience, the things a machine can imitate but not originate.
3. Build with the tools, don't compete against them. I think the best move might be to fold them into how we already work.
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Chinese robot reaches peak speed of 14.5 metres per second to beat Bolt's 100m record in Beijing, says state media.