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14/08/2017

Before dating a KIKUYU Lady, Read what their name means, be warned.
NJOKI: Normally skinny ,very social & hard working. Hardly get married & are poor in bed. The "maliza unifunike."
NJERI: Most of them are momos with big booties. They lie alot & are high tempered. Wanaeza ng'oa transformer.
MUTHONI: Brilliant, hypocritical, secretive & very sarcastic & social, they lack self control. When Muthoni loves she loves for real.
WANJIKU: They have a warm smile, very seductive & very social which suits them in gold digging. They are easily irritated. They tend to open their legs very fast.
WANGUI: Huyu ni Peacock, Maringo mingi mingi kwanza akiwa light skin. Has a very low IQ & can be easily manipulated. Always a player.
WAMBUI: Always calm but hypocritical, Are social and knowledgeable, Can make a good wife. They hardly smile, they fake smile & org@sm.
WANJIRU: Uuuuwi Saitan. Ukiwa na Ciru you got a devil with you. RUN RUN RUN as fast as your legs could carry you.
WANGECI: Are known to laugh loudly, they aint loyal. When Wangeci decides you can’t change her mind..
WANGARI: They got warm smile & a very calm cracking laughter, but look very dangerous when uncivilised, are 2nd best to make good wife.
NYAMBURA: Named after the rain. If you come across her call a pastor to pray for you instantly, wife material. She is the best, hardly smiles.
MUGECI: Lool hii ni fisi, Mucene mob, very greedy, Cross breed ya msapere na mlunje only a chef or mluhya can marry her.
NJAMBI: Are very intelligent, Wife material, Very strong & hard working, they dont get tired, most likely are solitudes.
WANJA: meaning from outside. Beautiful but most of them are prostitutes . They got very seductive attractive eyes & smile.
WANGITHI: Very superstitious, Ni kisirani na wanapenda fujo, are rude na wanakalia bwana zao.
WAITHERERO: Named after south. Agar beauty queens, wana uongo mingi & most of them are witchdoctors if not le****ns
IS THIS TRUE or FALSE?

12/06/2017

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19/11/2016

Couples who flaunt their relationship status
on Facebook and suddenly keep quiet and act
private when they break up... Y'all need to tell
us what happened.
We invested our 'wooow' comments and love
emojis . WE NEED TO KNOW!! We were
part of that relationship.
Hatutaki mchezo

18/09/2016

Kwisha!! Hahaha
A man with an AK47 ran into a church and
pointed the gun at the congregation
saying,"who is a child of GOD here?! Let me
send him or her to heaven?!" The
congregation remained silent. He then
released one shot into the roof, the
congregation shouted, "It's the Pastor! He
always says that he is a child of GOD"! Pastor
replied,"what kind of conspiracy is this? Every
one here knows that I am the son of Charles
Githinji. How am I related to GOD?"!
be strong in ur faith

08/09/2016

Dear ladies learn to differentiate between love n
lust.
Many men will come to you calling you all sort
of sweet names you wanna hear in this world,
some will show you how heavy their pockets are
when u go out on a date so that they can have a
taste of your goodies,, stop.
Entertaining this kind of men,, go out on a date
n make them go back home drying.
Be a Queen not a hoe, stop making your legs
work like the mathematical divider.
let them call you a bitch but watakuvulia kofia
and respect you more in the end.

08/09/2016

“Keep letting your woman go to church by
herself, there is a man out there praying for a
godly woman.
Keep letting your woman go to the grocery store
by herself, there is a man at the store praying for
the day all he has to do is pay and load the
truck.
Keepletting your woman go to the gym by
herself, there is a brother out there encouraging
her to keep running.
Don't encourage her in her studies, there is
going to be another brother at graduation saying
I'm proud of you baby we did it!!!
Moral of the story:
Keep neglecting the blessing God gave you and
he will take it back and bless a well deserved
man!”

08/09/2016

RULES FOR MEN THAT ARE SEARCHING .
1. When you meet a girl, don't think of s*x first;
don't ask for s*x.
Even if you are hot, pretend that you are a monk
for some time.
2. Don't go searching for a virgin, if you are not
a virgin yourself.
All the girls you have massacred, who will marry
them.
Besides, there is no record that virgins make
better wives or are more faithful in marriage.
3. If you are a "modern man," don't look for a
"village girl that knows nothing."
Soon you will start complaining that she is too
local to fit into your circle of enlightened
friends.
Besides, a village girl may "wise up" and trouble
will start in your home.
4. Don't look for a girl that is afraid of you: a girl
you can always intimidate.
Fear is not respect.
5. Don't be carried away by a girl's physical
features: beauty, height, complexion, shape,
breast shape, size and firmness, etc.
They matter but they are not critical.
In the long run, child-bearing and age affect
these features.
Besides, when you have married a woman for
some years, her physical features stop "turning
your head."
At that time, what will attract you to her will be
what is inside of her: intelligence, wisdom, self-
control, patience, peace, gentleness, etc.
6. Don't be interested in a girl because of her
wealth or her parents' wealth.
Even if she is richer than you or her parents are
richer, make it clear from the beginning that you
will take care of your marriage yourself or that
both of you will take care of your marriage
together.
Don't accept your in-laws taking care of your
family responsibilities.
Let them allow you to build your own home.
After all, many of them were poorer than you
are now when they got married. If they want
you to upgrade to their level, let them support
your business, e.g by supplying their goods to
you to sell and make your OWN money.
7. Look for a girl that shares many critical issues
of life with you.
And you will find these out during discussions
and interactions.
For example, if you love bribery and she hates it,
it may cause you problems.
If she loves going to church and you hate it, it
may cause problems too.
8. Look for a girl that not just loves you but
respects and admires you.
When "love intoxication" wears out, the respect
she has for you will keep her going.
Also look for a girl you respect, so that she will
not start irritating you later in life.
9. Look for a God-fearing lady, not a religious
one.
A religious person can do anything, but a God-
fearing person has a conscience and will never
think of certain things.
10. Look for a friend, not a saint or an angel -
saints are usually acknowledged after they are
dead, while angels live with God in Heaven!!