08/02/2026
A Ballad To Victoria
You of course will no doubt have to have seen it to believe it. But let me labor to tell you of a damsel called Victoria. I pined for her immediately my eyes caught sight of her. I didn't know what it was about her. That was eons ago, yes. Was it her elegance, or the deftness of her craft? I set out to know.
Plieing her trade operating juicers, she ran a juice bar right at the entrance of a big store so that one would never miss it. It was a novel concept then. Out of sheer curiosity I made a detour into her premise. That is how I came to be numbered among her patrons. In her catalogue of offerings were quite some serious distractions. But I do not want you to be unaware that of all distractions in that premise of whatever kind, chief among them was Victoria, the centerpiece of it all. Her guests whiled their time away glancing furtively in her direction as if looking for answers to some piercing pressing questions. This distraction was no trivial matter as many a guest would lose and forget all about the shopping assignment in the adjacent store that they had set out for in the first place and instead, end up lounging in her parlor sampling all the little wonders she had crafted by hand: some delectable, some not so much. Most left the bar more puzzled than when they first came in.
But that was only one part of the problem. Why ? Victoria is irresistible. Lanky and fair, adorned in such comely light, she has the biggest, brownest, brightest most gentle eyes ever. The warmest smile there is. She would go about talking to her patrons like a curator in an art gallery. Explaining every creation with such striking detail. I knew they were all entranced. Some, I presume dared to admit what was really going on.
It is against this backdrop that I felt the treacherous compulsion to strike up a conversation with her, however silly it might be. For the tribe , I wasn't going to fail. That was my resolve. So I ventured to inquire about some craft cocktail featuring the beet root, fascinated by its bloody look, " It requires an acquired taste" she retorted. " It tastes like soil", she warned. I have no recollection whatsoever what the rest of the conversation was all about frankly, but her smile as she answered me got craven onto my psyche like an enduring statue. As I left her premise that day I had added onto my many problems one more problem.
Fifteen odd years later, one fateful day ,in the witness of the noon day light I ran into Victoria quite suddenly. I called out her name. She stopped. Her big, brown eyes came alive. "Do you remember me?" I asked.