Festus Kiptoo Lagat (2025)

12/05/2025

Aging like a fine wine.

03/05/2025

🚩 FT: Chiefs 1-2 Pirates

27/02/2025

A Professor started his class on a very serious Topic.
The moment he turned towards the blackboard, one
of the students whistled.
He turned, looked at the class and asked the
Whistler's name. No one answered.
The Professor peacefully kept the Pen in his pocket saying: "Lecture ends here. I'll tell you a story to utilise
the remaining time".
Everyone became interested.
"Yesterday night I tried hard to sleep, but it was miles
away from my eyes, so I thought I'd better get petrol
in my car, which will save my time next morning and might induce sleep.
After having my tank full, I started roaming in that
area, enjoying the
peace of a traffic free ride.
Suddenly, on the corner I saw a girl who was as
young and beautiful as the clothes she was wearing. Must have been returning from a party.
Out of courtesy, I turned my car towards her and
asked if I may be of any help. She asked me if I could
drop her to her home, she'll be very obliged, to which
I agreed.
She sat in the front seat with me. We started talking, and to my amazement she was very intelligent, had
control on many topics which many youngsters don't.
When we reached her address, she admitted my
courteous nature and behavior and accepted that she
had fallen in love with me.
I also admitted her intelligence and beauty and that I've also started liking her. I told her about my job
as a professor in the university.
The girl asked my number, which I gave her willingly.
Then she asked me a favor, to which i couldn't have
denied naturally.
She said that her brother is a student in the same university, and asked me to take care of him, since
we'll be in a long relationship now.
I asked the name of the student. She said that I'll
recognise him with one of his very prominent quality,
He whistles a lot!
All eyes in the classroom turned towards the boy who had whistled.
The professor said:
"I didn't buy my Ph.D in Psychology...
I earned it.” Oya! Come out you stupid fool"😂😂😂😂