12/05/2026
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Sikia hii
DEM 1: Hiiiii sweetheart, long time... Yaani a whole week huja call hata
DEM 2: Ooow dear... Aki nime kumiss, FB picha yako... Waah, sema urembo, figure nayo...!
DEM 1: Ah, thanks... Pia niliona yako na your guy... Wooow, I must say, ni cute. Nacome hivo kwako kesho evening... Si you can make some pancakes??
DEM 2: Wooow... You're coming? Ofcourse pancakes ni lazima, you know you can come over any time... You're my best friend ever.
[...πππ§ππ₯ THE ππππ...]
DEM 1: Oh, that bitch competes with me in dressing, nkt... Ati FB picha urembo na vyenye amechapa... Na vile pancakes zake ni tasteless!!!
DEM 2: Damn... That w***e is coming here again... Waah... She is a pain in my mind ..............ππ’π¬ πππkol ππ’π¬ π πͺππ‘ππππ.........
BOY 1: Eeeh punda hii... Unakuanga na ufala... A whole month, huwezi hata text??
BOY 2: Sikia sasa vile unabweka matope... Manze buda alikuwa m'sick... Kwani hukusikia nyani hii??
BOY 1: Haha, buda, na vile ni msee, Lakini hiyo kichwa yako kubwa unaipeleka wapi this weekend?
BOY 2: Sina mpango... Kwani unaniletea kamurembo yako, au nini? Hahaha
BOY 1: Nkt... Tokea nikupe moja mbili tuki watch game ya chelsea na man u...
BOY 2: Na vile wewe huwa msoto... hahahaha...But ni sawa, nitaku call sato morning... Cheers!!!
[...πππ§ππ₯ THE ππππ...]
BOY 1: stev is such a cool guy, he's funny, he is a true friend...
BOY 2: Eh manze huyo jamaa just makes me laugh, he is there for me any time. Niko sure kata nice on sato...
# π π’π₯ππ:
β’ MaDem wengi ni pretenders kwa simu, but ndani yao Ni SUMU K**a vile Rao na Uhuru wanatulazimishia BBI!!!
β’ MaChali ni jokers kwa simu, but ndani yao... Ni UPENDO..
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