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20/05/2025

Riggy G ni BABA wa Sasa

1. When the Commander In Chief, General Ogola died in a helicopter crash, all in leadership named the murderer. All including the broad based people. None said it on camera.

Riggy G is naming things, people, figures, institutions like nobody b4 him. That should remind us of the parent Bufallo, giraffe, antelope etc that runs to its prospective killer, the lion, to save its kid. RIGGY G is babaistic.

2. If they kill Gachagwa, like they hope to do, Gachagwa would not have died hunting for self, he will be dying in the war against dictatorship and thievery. Recently, his troops, led by Natembea, raided Nzoia Sugar Company to rescue it from. thieves. .

For your information, its our Nigerian son in law (I dont know his name. Ruto knows him) who is buying our Nzoia in partnership with Rai. They sorted out our leaders.
a) A top Luhya leader got 100m
b) One ranked below him got 30m
b) Several MPs, not all, got 2m some other low rated MPs got 500,000.
c) Chiefs were given 5,000 at an induction meeting.

3. Gachagwa has protectively amplified what Gen Zee leaders have promised the Government should elections be rigged in 2027. If he had kept quiet, Ruto's killer gang would have started dropping our children in swamps. "Riggy G, thank you". You have acted father, the rest are uncles.

4. No doubt, there is an element of selfless ness in Riggy G's political effort. He has been impeanched and has limited hopes of being elected president yet he is investing in fighting crime against the people by those in power, a fatherly characteristic.

5. In my last published critique of RIGGY G, I said that "given a chance RIGGY G would be better as a leader due to lessons learned" So far, I am vindicated. Kibaki evolved from being a defender of dictatorship to being the most tolerant president since independence. My dear classmate, that is your challenge: doing a complete about turn.

6. The positive confusion in ODM, the strong voices of Edwin Sifuna, Or

17/05/2025

Teacher :nani aliua Goliath ??
Student 1 : sio sisiπŸ™„
Student 2 : mimi sikuashule jana 😏
Student 3 :sisi hatujui πŸ™†
The teacher went to the headteacher and told him " can you imagine hiyo class haijui nani aliua Goliath??
The headmaster stormed to the class
Headmaster :nani aliua Goliath ?
Student 4: sisi hatujui 😏😏
Headmaster : shida ni mkose kuniambia !!
Student 5: walai mwalimu hatujui😭
The headmaster turned to the teacher and asked......
Headmaster : uko sure Goliath aliuliwa na mtu wa hii class kweliπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜†
The teacher fainted 😭😭😭😭
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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