28/12/2025
"You f**k nicely in my dreams", Cindy told me.
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I was crushing on this girl silly and then she went and got herself pregnant before I could tell her I had a crush on her. Jamaa mwenye mimba akamruka kipetero kiyesu. Served her right. You can't fcvk with my crushing like that.
S***m donor be a pastor's kid. His excuse was, "babangu ako na high blood pressure akijua anaweza shikwa na heart attack".
Senziii.
I know you are angry at that excuse, but I am not. I am angry, she got pregnant with my crush. Who does that?. That nigga's Father's health be a non issue to me. Anaenda wapi na crush yangu?.
"You know I have always had a crush on you?", I finally told her.
"Aaawww, why didn't you tell me?. This child would be yours?", she told me.
Sikia wazimu. Did I say I wanted a baby?. Igua ngoma.
News Flash, wimens, a man having a crush on you means he wants to f**k. If a man tells you you are siegsy, it also means he wants to fieka you vibaya sana. Sitagwaambia kira kihtu.
We continued being friends. Si alirukwa. Her first trimester ikampeleka vibaya. Kutapika ovyo ovyo but I made sure she found food in my house. Because she had made it her house. And she ate all of it. Kwanza fruits. Then ikafika second trimester. She forgot she was pregnant. Woman could even play a rugby match or run a marathon.
She would come and stay in my house mpaka namfukuza kitu saa sita usiku. Yeye anadai hana usingizi.
"You f**k nice in my dreams", she told me one day..
"I f**kd you?. When?. How now?", I asked her. She had all my attention.
"Hii Mimba sijui ikoje. I am always very h***y. Mimi huogopa kukuambia usinichukulie vibaya. Because you admitted to having been crushing on me", she told me.
I was speechless for a while. Wewe ungesema nini?.
"Wueeeh!!!", sijui niseme", that's all I said when I recovered.
Natukaendelea kuwatch netflix.
She left that night nikabaki na maswali kibao bila answers.
That night she texted me on WhatsApp. B
