Hussein muyundo

22/04/2026

When he is out of the country he is surrounded by ladies wearing trousers but here in Kenya ladies have to put on 20kgs of dresses before coming near him.....With Makabuti oversize and Dress made of window curtains materials.

07/04/2026

I mistakenly sent 2k to a wrong phone number. After thinking of a way to stop the person from withdrawing the money,

I came up with an idea of sending a text
message to the person's phone number saying:

"Hello dark and worthy initiate, I hope you're OK. I believe you have received the money I sent to you...
It's for your initiation into the eternal mystical order of glorious satanism in the illuminati fraternity scheduled to take place tomorrow at 12 midnight. That money is only for your transport.

I'll send you more for shopping. There are riches awaiting you in this kingdom. Two weeks after the initiation, a family member very close to your heart will die, this will unlock your ticket to wealth and you will have the ability to fly at night to any part of the world. Thanks in advance.

But incase you're not ready to join, please send back the money immediately to avoid ur sudden death."

Five minutes later, I got an SMS saying; "Please send another 6k, three of my friends are also interested."

Sirkal saidia waaaaaaiiiiii Uuuuuwiiiii 😭😭😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣

10/03/2026

There’s no luckier person than this guy here. He’s a very lucky man. His name is Davis Chirchir. You’ll never hear him say anything. He’s the current CS for Transport. Before that, he was CS for Energy & Petroleum, he did nothing during his time, came up with no policy, no TV interviews no nothing.

In 2024, Ruto dismissed the entire cabinet, including himself. He said nothing. He was later reinstated and this time moved to the Roads & Transport Ministry, where he has been doing nothing. Since 2025 till now, we have had many fatal accidents, no one has seen him say a thing. He has never come up with any policy or anything for road safety, he doesn’t even go with the President to launch new roads. We recently had a Matatu strike in Nairobi that paralyzed transport & vehicles were burnt, but he said nothing.

We’re currently having floods in Nairobi and most parts, his ministry is directly responsible for the floods due to poor drainage in most major roads like Jogoo Road, Mombasa Road, Thika road & some roads are impassable but he has said nothing.

He doesn’t go to TV interviews, even during cabinet meetings he says nothing.

The funny thing is, he says nothing & we are also asking him nothing. Seems like nobody asks him anything. He's not bothered and we're not bothered either. All he does is wait until the end of the month, go to the bank, withdraw his salary, and go home. He's a very lucky man !!!

10/03/2026

05/03/2026

Current state of roads in Tongaren Constituency.
uzuri tuko kwa serikali

03/03/2026

Mnajua huyu Ayatollah Khamedeni...kweli?

19/02/2026

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18/02/2026

★ When a male and female dog get stuck together during mating , it's called “copulatory tie” or “lock”.

– The “copulatory tie” occurs when the bulbus glandis , an erectile tissue structure located at the base of a male dog’s p*nis, engorges with blood.

– This happens just after the male-dog inserts its pen*s into the female’s v and it begins to thrust. The bulbous glands swell quickly and form a spherical enlargement, twice the diameter of the shaft of the pen*s.

– The circular muscles located just inside the female’s v , called the constrictor vestibule muscles, contract against the bulbous glands, completing the lock and preventing the p from being withdrawn.

★The two dogs are now tied jointly.

17/02/2026

pawa pawa

03/01/2026

🤣🤣🤣🤣nani anajua jina ya huyu mnyama au ndege, ukipta nakueke 200 Asap