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26/09/2024

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25/09/2024

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29/06/2024

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11/05/2024

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06/05/2024

❤️❤️Kuna mrembo huku FB huwa namtamani sana hadi nazoom pic yake Niki💋💋, watoto Kwa boxer wananiambia tu si ufanye plan huyu akuwe tu mama yetu 😛uko wapi Leo sijakuona darling ❤️ama nimtag Sahi labda ni wewe ❤️❤️👈

12/04/2024

Leo nimeingia club nikaitisha Captain Morgan Mzinga😎🍾🍸But nikaona watu wameniangalia sana nikasema siwezi kunywa na watu wameniangalia😏so nikashout 🗣Waitor..Siwezi kunywa na watu wananiangalia pea kila Mtu Mzinga yake😎..Watu kuskia hivo wakafurahi🥳🤗wengine wakaanza kudance💃🕺Baada ya kila mtu kupewa pombe..nikaitisha Chips kuku😎🤓..Tena nikaona watu wananiangalia nikaambia waitor siwezi kula na watu wananiangalia..Pea kila mtu Chips kuku yake😎😎🤓wacha watu wafurahi🕺🕺wakaanza kuniita majina poa poa eti ooh Mkuu..Ooh our incoming President👉..wewe ndio budah boss sasa💪💪🤗...
Baada ya kumaliza kukula nikiitisha Bill nikaona tena watu wote wakaniangalia🙄..Nikashout🗣..Waitor Siwezi lipa na watu wameniangalia..pea kila mtu Bill yake😎🤓...Sai vile naongea hivi sina Meno Nne kwa mdomo wakuu😭😭😰wacha nipakwe dawa narudi kumalizia story🤕🤕. Simon xado ke

12/04/2024

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12/04/2024

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