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Day 4 of posting Lopa Chepty  till she finally gives me her number 😁🔥No losing hope… hii ni marathon, si sprint 💪😄
01/05/2026

Day 4 of posting Lopa Chepty till she finally gives me her number 😁🔥
No losing hope… hii ni marathon, si sprint 💪😄

Journey continues — Day 3 of posting Lopa Chepty   until she finally gives me her number 📞😄
30/04/2026

Journey continues — Day 3 of posting Lopa Chepty until she finally gives me her number 📞😄

Journey continues — Day 2 of posting Lopa Chepty  until she finally gives me her number 📞😄
29/04/2026

Journey continues — Day 2 of posting Lopa Chepty until she finally gives me her number 📞😄

Here we go 🚨Lorna Cherono (Lopa Chepty ) ➡️ Kericho County Woman Rep 2027 🗳️Deal sealed on a mission to uplift the needy...
28/04/2026

Here we go 🚨

Lorna Cherono (Lopa Chepty ) ➡️ Kericho County Woman Rep 2027 🗳️

Deal sealed on a mission to uplift the needy, empower the youth, and champion women’s growth. Community development, accountability, and better healthcare all included in the package.

No negotiations, no turning back,, it’s a long-term project for a better Kericho.

Here we go, confirmed. ✅

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Day 1: The journey begins,,posting Lopa Chepty every day until she finally gives me her number. No pressure… just persis...
28/04/2026

Day 1: The journey begins,,posting Lopa Chepty every day until she finally gives me her number. No pressure… just persistence 😌📞

Hon. Harriet Chumo  amesema anataka kuwa Governor wa Kericho… sasa sisi wananchi tunajiuliza 🤔Hii manifesto ni ya maende...
27/04/2026

Hon. Harriet Chumo amesema anataka kuwa Governor wa Kericho… sasa sisi wananchi tunajiuliza 🤔

Hii manifesto ni ya maendeleo ama ni sequel ya “Trust the Process Part 2”? 😂

Maana kila election tunapewa promises mpya k**a software update, lakini ground bado iko version ya 1998 😭

Lakini sawa Mheshimiwa, tukona faith… lakini si ile ya kusema “this time it’s different” alafu tunarudi kulalamika WhatsApp group after 2 months 😂

27/04/2026

Tomorrow, I’m starting a challenge: I’ll post Lopa Chepty every day until she finally gives me her number.

Contributing a sick cow wasn’t generosity, it was dumping a problem,,and now the cow is dead. That’s not leadership, it’...
27/04/2026

Contributing a sick cow wasn’t generosity, it was dumping a problem,,and now the cow is dead. That’s not leadership, it’s a burden. Tarimbo, you are so heartless

Kericho Governor works harder during election year kuliko matatu ya mwisho stage 😭… the rest of the term ilikuwa ‘coming...
25/04/2026

Kericho Governor works harder during election year kuliko matatu ya mwisho stage 😭… the rest of the term ilikuwa ‘coming soon’ like Nigerian movies. Roads? Loading… Jobs? Buffering… Development? Please check your internet connection 😂

Harriet Chumo (Mama Raa) will be attending Gilbert’s empowerment event in Kapchanga on 26th April—don’t miss it!
23/04/2026

Harriet Chumo (Mama Raa) will be attending Gilbert’s empowerment event in Kapchanga on 26th April—don’t miss it!

Big congratulations to Hon Bavina Serem  for the incredible work you are doing on the ground! Your dedication, passion, ...
21/04/2026

Big congratulations to Hon Bavina Serem for the incredible work you are doing on the ground! Your dedication, passion, and commitment to serving the people are truly inspiring.

Leadership is about impact, and you are clearly making a difference where it matters most. Keep pushing, keep working, and keep shining — the community sees and appreciates your efforts.

Wishing you even more strength and success ahead. The future looks bright! 💪🌟

As Thelulu Soldier in the field army of God, I address you directly, Mammito Eunice  What you are doing by imitating Pro...
21/04/2026

As Thelulu Soldier in the field army of God, I address you directly, Mammito Eunice What you are doing by imitating Prophet David Owuor is not just comedy,,,it is outright disrespect to a man of God and to the faith of many believers.
**Be warned: the wrath of God will mercilessly strike you for this insolence.**
This is a serious matter. There are boundaries that should never be crossed, and turning sacred leadership into entertainment for attention and fame is unacceptable. It shows a lack of regard for spiritual authority and for the people who honor it.
**Let us meet in court; you have become insane.**
You need to stop and reflect immediately. Not everything is content. Respect is not optional when it comes to matters of faith.

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