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Nani ako karibu tuchinje ii kuku .
04/09/2026

Nani ako karibu tuchinje ii kuku .

13/08/2026

Usisumbuke when you are far away and need someone to run your errands here in kenya. At therealplug we have verified errands runners ready to work with you and ensure everything is perfect back home. Download our app be updated. https://therealplug.online/

24/07/2026

Btw nyinyi mnaskianga h***y asubuhi ama kwenyu hakuna magari?

10/07/2026
16/06/2026

Good moaning

Many employers in Kenya have the same complaint about fundis: “Alisema anakuja, hakukuja.” That one habit ruins trust fa...
31/05/2026

Many employers in Kenya have the same complaint about fundis: “Alisema anakuja, hakukuja.” That one habit ruins trust faster than poor workmanship. Always remember that reliability is better than talent.

Browse verified professionals in Nairobi County. Compare skills, reviews, availability and contact trusted local service providers.

Hapa vipi my peope? Sleep walking or excuses?
29/05/2026

Hapa vipi my peope? Sleep walking or excuses?

26/05/2026
25/05/2026

Lakini sasa hii ni maisha gani tunaishi jameni. What the hell have I been doing in school for 20 years bwana. Ata ni bahati nilianguka mtihani nikawachia form 4,I would have wasted 26 years in school. Learning. Kwani nini hii mtu anasoma shule miaka 25? You know 25 years is quarter of your life. All wasted looking at a black board. Ati unaprepare for life.

Surely! Alafu ukimaliza kuprepare unatoka apa nje unapata syllabus ni ingine sio ile ulifunzwa. Hii Nik**a kuosha nyumba,unahire mpaka Tv kwa jirani,alafu mrembo akwambie amepata emergency,hawes make. Woi!

Then you have to start from zero again. Alafu ukipata kazi udhani unapumzika,unaskia umekumbushwa mambo bado. Sasa ni uanze kusave,ati ndio ukizeeka ukuwe na kakitu. Buana what kind of bladfakin nonsense is this. Kwani tulikuja hii dunia kujitayarisha kukufa? Mimi ata mkiona naambiwa nanuka jasho namna hii,sio kupenda kwangu. Ni stress bwana. Ukikumbuka mambo k**a hii unakosa nguvu kapsaa

Ndoa yangu sahii nakwambia imeshikiliwa na ile karungu wamama wanajidunga nayo uko chini. Sababu ata ngufu sa kiume simepotea. Sina pawaa! Hii dunia kwani inataka namna gani bwana. Dj chesa Dunia haina huruma ya bahati bukuku na usiweke chiki chiki

Khabusie!

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