13/12/2024
While remakes of beloved classics will always fight an uphill battle, forever seen in the great shadow of the film come before, Black Christmas (2006) is a profound misstep in that its instincts (specifically for what constitutes “horror”) feel so at odds with the source material it constantly reminds the viewer of. This dichotomy, what at times feels like two films, is obviously laid at the feet of the Weinstein producers who forced many of the more graphic and grotesque elements onto reluctant writer-director Glen Morgan. But Morgan cannot escape blame here, when the script makes a cardinal mistake in treating the mysterious backstory of the original and presenting it as an explicit part of the narrative: a move we’ve seen - and seen work about as effectively - in Rob Zombie’s Halloween (2007). And if the easiest way to kill (or disarm) the monster is to shine a light on it, the backstory of Billy and Agnes tells the viewer all the sordid details of the story no one asked for, and removes any iota of mystery, ambiguity, or intrigue those whispered characters had in the obscene phone calls from Bob Clark’s 1974 film.
Still, as much as can be said about the way the film bungles its approach to suspense, and even narrative, it very much has a vision, and that is clear through its many excessively brutal and graphic murder set pieces, let alone its portrayal of the sleazy family dynamics of Billy and Agnes. Not only do the murders and depravity feel more cruel and over-the-top, but even the very film world itself is against the heroines: poor Andrea Martin (returning here as this film’s version of sorority house mother, Mrs Mac). As distasteful and provocative as is clearly intended, there is something of a “Christmas-Grand-Guignol” to the proceedings, which, whatever one thinks of it, is clearly a choice that the film sticks.
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🎥FILM: Black Christmas
🎬DIRECTED BY:Glen Morgan
🗓️RELEASE: 2006
⌛RUNTIME: 90 Minutes
⭐RATING: 2.0 / 5.0
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