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28/07/2025

The second-year Kenyatta University medical students were attending their 1st Anatomy Class. They all gathered around the table. There was a real dead body on the table. The lecturer, Prof. G.G started the class by telling them two important qualities of a doctor.

He said, β€œThe 1st is that never be DISGUSTED about anything in the body.” For example, he inserted his FINGER in the dead body's NOSE and then put the finger in his mouth and TASTED it. Then he told the students to do what he did.

The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually, everyone inserted their fingers in the body's NOSE & tasted it. When everyone finished tasting their fingers, they were all frowning and looking at the professor with angry faces.

Then the professor looked at them and said: β€œThe most important 2nd Quality is Observation. I inserted my MIDDLE finger but tasted the 2nd finger. Now, learn to pay attention!”

31/08/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Newton Isigi, Mkuu Wa Shiru

28/06/2024
Pole Eric Omondi kumpoteza huyu ndugu yako mungu ailaze roho yake pahali  pema peponi
15/06/2024

Pole Eric Omondi kumpoteza huyu ndugu yako mungu ailaze roho yake pahali pema peponi

Pilau lovers mko wapi ni pin πŸ“ location mkamπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜‹
24/05/2024

Pilau lovers mko wapi ni pin πŸ“ location mkamπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜‹

12/05/2024

Mkibleach msisahau mgongoπŸ™„ nilidhani huyu amevaa kotiπŸ˜”πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

16/04/2024

WELCOME TO KENYA πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
-We call every toothpaste COLGATE!
We don't careπŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚!
We are like thatπŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚!
-We call every insecticide DOOM!
We can't help itπŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹!
-We call every detergent OMO
It's in our DNAπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜›!
-We point at an empty Chair and ask β€œWho's sitting there”?
We are like thatπŸ™…πŸ™…
πŸ™…β€β™€οΈπŸ™…β€β™€οΈ!
We use our mouth and our hand to knock at the same time "knock knock knock" hodi hapaπŸ™…β€β™€οΈ
We are just like that.
-When there's blackout ⚑. we go out and check if it's the whole estate.
We are just like thatπŸ™…πŸ™…!
-We use a bar of soap till it looks like a sim card
We don't have a problemπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ!
-We buy something, skip instructions & ask neighbors how it's
used!
We don't careπŸ˜‚πŸ€£!
-We withdraw money from an ATM then count it before walking away.
We don't trust anybody, not even a machine that is made by manπŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£.
-We lock the car then try to open it 2 times before walking away!
We are courteous πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£.
-We turn off the volume just to smell what's burning,
-We are like thatπŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
-We can't change, the way we are πŸ˜‚πŸ‘
-We are πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€ͺ Kenyans πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ
πŸŠπŸŠπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
When We are inside a bus and the driver takes an unfamiliar route or turn, we all remove our ear phones to see clearly πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

We are AfricansπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€

04/04/2024

Wangapi waliwahi chochwa eti chameleon ikijifungua hupasuka!?πŸ™‹πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Only a few will understand this 😊😊
31/03/2024

Only a few will understand this 😊😊

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