11/12/2025
Truphena Muthoni is about to hug a tree for 72 hours nonstop. 1 hour to
go and this comes with goodies.
What corporates are saying:
1. OdiBets has said as the clock ticks 12.25pm she will be handed over cash rewards of Kes 1,000,000. The new CBK bundles will be handed over by the undisputed Queen of Radio Muthoni AKA Baby Top.
2. To advance her beautiful work of protecting mother nature she will need a high end phone. This too she will receive today from Her Eminence Damaris Wa Dama Spares Original a - A SAMSUNG Galaxy Fold 7.
3. After standing for 72 hours nonstop (I don't know how she managed this. Mimi huanza kutetemeka after 45 minutes) she needs a good rest. Adequate Safaris has arranged that. Truphena will be taken to JKIA for a flight to Mombasa. She will be resting at the seashore on the sandy beaches sipping madafu and eating seafood. They are good for her health. She will rest for 3 nights and thereafter another flight to Nairobi.
4. While in Mombasa she will need some skin care. Fechi organics has offered all that. She will be looking like a newborn going forward. Now mix that with the wisdom she is dispensing in Queen's English. Even Kasamuel will be wondering.
5. Still in coast at the beautiful Kilifi County she will be a landowner courtesy of Merchav Lands and Legacy. They are in the process of planting 72 trees on the land which they will thereafter transfer to her name. Handing over will be done soonest.
6. With her new fame she will be attending corporate meetings. Those boardroom meetings that will require an executive look. Her wardrobe is sorted by non other than Sir Bonnie Brands. This they will do for the next 3 months.
7. When she goes back upcountry for Christmas, Bantu Africa Resort and Spa Nyeri will be waiting for her. They have offered 2 nights full board accommodation, a full spa massage plus complementary activities and 2 packs of Bradegate organic coffee to fuel her mazingira protection journey. No Wanguku, No Wanguku, No Wanguku.
8. Triza Mamake Muraya has with 'one heart's offered some things Elder cannot mention.
9. Mokawa Group the brand behind the beautiful Silver Rock Hotel in Malindi, and others, is ready to unveil Truphena as their brand ambassador.
10. Solomon Maina has pledged the Kes 100,000 required to register for Guiness World Book of Records.
11. Her page is the fastest growing in Kenya. Yesterday at 10am she had 24,000 followers. Today, 24 hours later she has 113,000 followers.