20/04/2026
I have seen the Late Stage Captalism in YouTube.
A realtor advertising their services in Seattle pulling a Fenty-Fold with a Jet2 Holiday.
Bye. ✌️
ATP2:
Fenty-F**ked
From the outside looking in, it’s absurd
Every clip gets worse, every line’s a slur
Man in Seattle, estate unsold,
In a YouTube short Doing Fenty-Fold
And the tune in the back goes, “Holiday, mate”
While single mum’s rent is always late.
Proper fu**ed, the sort of thing your lot shrug off
So forgive us the stare like, sorry, what?
Same old future, same lie sold
White-man reels all brazen, bold
In a cul-de-sac pulls Fenty-Fold
No matter what I try to say
You’ll keep scrolling anyway
Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday
Dead men folded,
ghosts bent double,
Little property man in a spot of trouble.
Every horror gets a filter,
every failure gets fame,
Every c**t with veneers
scrambling to the game.
Don’t mean to be a total prude,
But mate
Has the mask slipped off for good?
When did you give your humans the boot?
And you laugh, and you swipe
And you call it just a bit
But the soundtrack plays
While it all turns to s**t.
Same old future, same lie sold
White-man reels all brazen, bold
In a cul-de-sac pulls Fenty-Fold
No matter what I try to say
You’ll keep scrolling anyway
Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday
Humpty Dumpty took the fall
Nobody fixing, nobody at all
The king wears no clothes
The king wears no clothes
Tuft of white on an endless prose
Humpty Dumpty cracked on cue
Now they sell the pieces back to you
The king wears no clothes
The king wears no clothes
Same old future, same lie sold
White-man reels all brazen, bold
In a cul-de-sac goes Fenty-Fold
No matter what I try to say
You’ll keep scrolling anyway
Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday
Same old future, bought and sold
Dead-eyed, bright and beige and cold
In a cul-de-sac goes Fenty-Fold
No matter what I try to say
You’ll keep folding anyway
Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday
