13/04/2025
.MY GIRLFRIEND WANTED ME TO PAY THIS HUGE BILL FOR HER FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY PARTY — I TAUGHT HER A PERFECT LESSON LATER. So, my girlfriend invites me to her friend's birthday dinner at this fancy restaurant downtown. We're talking over ten people at the table, most of whom I've never met. It's going great, lots of laughs and stories. But then, the orders start rolling in — expensive wines, fancy dishes, you name it. I'm thinking, "Wow, this is gonna be pricey." When the bill comes, I offer to pay for my girlfriend and me, thinking I'm being a decent guy, right? But the ride home was dead silent, not a word between us. Then she starts saying to me, "You're an EMBARRASSMENT! You should've paid for everyone, you're a MAN!" I'm shocked, but trying to keep my cool, "It's not fair to expect me to cover everyone at a dinner I was just invited to." But by the time we get home, she breaks up with me! A few days go by, and she calls me. My first thought: she's going to apologize. But no, she hits me with an ultimatum! The whole story and lesson I taught her is in the link in the comments.