Mr. Kermue Update

13/11/2023

11/11/2023

🕺🏼 🇧🇷Vinicius, only player across top 5 leagues with 𝟏𝟓+ 𝐠𝐨𝐚𝐥𝐬 and 𝟏𝟓+ 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 in 2023 ✨

⚪️🇪🇺 Vini Jr’s last 20 starts in Champions League…

🅰️ vs PSG
🅰️ vs Chelsea
🅰️ vs Chelsea
⚽️ vs Manchester City
❌ vs Manchester City
⚽️ vs Liverpool
⚽️ vs Celtic
🅰️ vs RB Leipzig
⚽️ vs Shakhtar
⚽️ vs RB Leipzig
⚽️ vs Celtic
⚽️⚽️🅰️ vs Liverpool
🅰️ vs Liverpool
🅰️ vs Chelsea
🅰️ vs Chelsea
⚽️ vs Manchester City
❌ Manchester City
⚽️ vs Napoli
🅰️🅰️ vs Braga
⚽️🅰️ vs Braga

04/11/2023

🏆 Leo Messi won the Ballon d’Or over Erling Haaland by 𝟏𝟎𝟓 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐬 — official votes are out!

🇦🇷 Leo Messi - 462 points
🇳🇴 Erling Haaland - 357 points

Here full list of votes country by country 🌍🗳️

🇿🇦 South Africa: Messi
🇦🇱 Albania: Messi
🇩🇿 Algeria: Haaland
🇩🇪 Germany: Messi
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England: Messi
🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia: Messi
🇦🇷 Argentina: Messi
🇦🇺 Australia: Messi
🇦🇲 Armenia: Messi
🇦🇹 Austria: Messi
🇧🇭 Bahrein: Haaland
🇧🇪 Belgium: Messi
🇧🇯 Benin: Haaland
🇧🇾 Bielorussia: Messi
🇧🇴 Bolivia: Messi
🇧🇦 Bosnia: Messi
🇧🇷 Brazil: Messi
🇧🇬 Bulgaria: Mbappé
🇨🇲 Cameroon: Mbappé
🇨🇦 Canada: Messi
🇨🇻 Capo Verde: Haaland
🇨🇳 Cina: Messi
🇨🇱 Cile: Messi
🇨🇴 Colombia: Messi
🇰🇷 Korea: Messi
🇨🇷 Costa Rica: Messi
🇨🇮 Ivory Coste: Mbappé
🇭🇷 Croatia: Messi
🇩🇰 Denmark: Haaland
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotland: Messi
🇪🇬 Egypt: Messi
🇮🇪 Ireland: Messi
🇦🇪 UAE: Messi
🇪🇨 Ecuador: Messi
🇪🇸 Spain: Messi
🇺🇸 USA: Messi
🇫🇮 Finland: Messi
🇫🇷 France: Haaland
🇬🇦 Gabon: Haaland
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Wales: Messi
🇬🇪 Georgia: Messi
🇬🇭 Ghana: Haaland
🇬🇷 Greece: Haaland
🇬🇳 Guinea: Haaland
🇬🇶 Guinea Eq: Messi
🇭🇳 Honduras: Messi
🇭🇺 Hungary: Messi
🇮🇳 India: Messi
🇮🇶 Iraq: Messi
🇮🇷 Iran: Messi
🇬🇧 Northern Ireland: Messi
🇮🇸 Island: Haaland
🇮🇱 Israel: Messi
🇮🇹 Italy: Messi
🇯🇲 Jamaica: Messi
🇯🇵 Japan: Haaland
🇯🇴 Giordania: Haaland
🇰🇬 Kirghizistan: Haaland
🇱🇧 Lebanon: Messi
🇱🇺 Luxembourg: Messi
🇲🇰 Macedonia: Haaland
🇲🇦 Morocco: Messi
🇲🇽 Mexico: Messi
🇲🇪 Montenegro: Messi
🇳🇬 Nigeria: Messi
🇳🇴 Norway: Haaland
🇴🇲 Oman: Messi
🇺🇬 Uganda: Messi
🇵🇸 Palestine: Messi
🇵🇦 Panama: Messi
🇵🇾 Paraguay: Messi
🇳🇱 Netherlands: Messi
🇵🇪 Perù: Messi
🇵🇱 Polonia: Messi
🇵🇹 Portugal: Bernardo Silva
🇶🇦 Qatar: Messi
🇨🇿 Czech Republic: Messi
🇷🇴 Romania: Messi
🇷🇺 Russia: Messi
🇸🇻 Salvador: Haaland
🇸🇳 Senegal: Haaland
🇸🇰 Slovakia: Haaland
🇸🇮 Slovenia: Messi
🇸🇪 Sweden: Messi
🇨🇭 Swit

04/11/2023

⛔️ Leo Messi when asked by L’Équipé if there a chance to move now on loan to Barcelona or any other team…

“No, no chance. Not at all”, Messi says.

04/11/2023

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: “My career in Europe is 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫”, says Messi denying plans to leave on loan 🇦🇷

Leo spoke to L’Équipé about his future plans ✨

🔵🔴 “Leaving Inter Miami on loan for the next months? No, not at all. It’s not a possibility to consider”.

⛔️🇪🇺 “My European chapter closed? Yes. Thanks to God, I had extraordinary career in Europe and won everything I have dreamed of. Now that I have decided to come to USA, I don't think I will ever return to playing in Europe”.

💔🔙 “I wanted to return to Barça, it was great idea to be there, the family, my retirement there as I always wanted… but it was just not possible”.

🏆🌍 “World Cup 2026? Considering the age I will be at that time, it seems difficult — but we'll see…”.

30/10/2023

⭐️ 𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐍 𝐃’𝐎𝐑!

2009 — 2010 — 2011 — 2012 — 2015 — 2019 — 2021 — 2023. 𝐇𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞. ✨🇦🇷

30/10/2023

🔵✨ Manchester City crowned 2023 Ballon d’Or Club of the Year for the second season in a row.

30/10/2023

🚨 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋: Erling Haaland wins the Müller Trophy as Best Striker of the year 2023! ✨

30/10/2023

🇦🇷 Lionel Messi will be celebrated as 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐧 𝐝’𝐎𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑 tonight in Paris — it’s confirmed ✨

🤵🏼‍♂️ Who’d you have voted for the Ballon d'Or?

30/10/2023

🚨✨ 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐧 𝐝’𝐎𝐫 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 4/6

1️⃣5️⃣ Emiliano Martínez
1️⃣4️⃣ Ilkay Gündogan
1️⃣3️⃣ Yassine Bounou
1️⃣2️⃣ Robert Lewandowski
1️⃣1️⃣ Mohamed Salah

…do you agree with these official decisions? 👀

30/10/2023

🚨✨ 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐧 𝐝’𝐎𝐫 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 3/6

2️⃣0️⃣ Lautaro Martínez
1️⃣9️⃣ Harry Kane
1️⃣8️⃣ Jude Bellingham
1️⃣7️⃣ Khvicha Kvaratskhelia
1️⃣6️⃣ Karim Benzema

…do you agree with these official decisions? 👀

30/10/2023

🚨✨ Ballon d'Or rankings, according to GOAL — these are the top 2️⃣0️⃣ voted today!

1. Messi
2. Haaland
3. Mbappé
4. Vinicius Jr
5: De Bruyne
6: Rodri
7: Gündogan
8: Osimhen
9: J. Alvarez
10: Lewandowski
11: Bellingham
12: Bernardo Silva
13: Benzema
14: Kvaratskhelia
15: Lautaro
16: Saka
17: E. Martinez
18: Ødegaard
19: Salah
20: Musiala

28/10/2023

INCREDIBLE JUDE 2-1! 🤯
JUDE IS ON FIRE 🔥

28/10/2023

⭐️ Lamine Yamal makes history again as he becomes youngest player ever to play el Clásico.

He breaks the previous record held by Barcelona player Vicente Martinez from 1941, 82 years ago.

28/10/2023

🚨🔴⚪️ FT — Arsenal-Sheffield 5-0!

Eddie Nketiah on fire with his first hat-trick ever in Premier League, amazing performance again 😮‍💨✨

Fabio Vieira and Tomiyasu complete the top win.

Can they win the Premier League this year? 😉

27/10/2023

⚽️ Messi and Haaland in the finals:

🇦🇷 Lionel Messi:
✅ French Super Cup final: 1 goal
✅ World Cup final: 2 goals
✅ Leagues Cup Final: 1 goal

🇳🇴 Erling Haaland:
✅ UCL Final: 0 goal, 0 assist
✅ FA Cup final: 0 goal, 0 assist
✅ Super Cup final: 0 goal, 0 assist
✅ Community Shield Final: 0 goal, 0 assist

Ballon d’Or top candidates! 🔥🔥🥱

26/10/2023

🔵✨ Ansu Fati scores again — and it’s 3 goals for him as Brighton player now.

🔵🔴 Barça’s Bojan Krkic, tonight in the stands to follow Ansu’s development.

26/10/2023

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Onana backs Garnacho after FA investigation on his social media post 🤜🏻🤛🏿

🇦🇷 The FA have been investigating into Garnacho’s social media post in which he used gorilla emojis over a picture of André Onana's penalty save in the last UCL game.

🇨🇲 Onana replies: “People can’t choose what I should be offended by. I know that Garnacho meant power and strenght. This matter should go no further”.

26/10/2023

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25/10/2023

🇧🇷 Ronaldo: “The Ballon d’Or should go to Lionel Messi, without a doubt. No other way”.

“What he did at the 2022 World Cup was extremely special. It reminded me of the World Cup campaigns of Diego Armando Maradona and Pelé, legendary”.

25/10/2023

🇨🇲 André Onana: "We are Manchester United, a very big club. We have to keep going, we have to win".

"I have no doubt we'll make it to the next UCL stage. I am sure".

25/10/2023

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Leo Messi, expected to win the 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐧 𝐝’𝐎𝐫 2023 — indications confirmed ✨

It will be the historical 𝟖𝐭𝐡 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐧 𝐝’𝐎𝐫 for Messi 🇦🇷

Official decision to be announced on Monday night in Paris at Théâtre du Châtelet for Ballon d’Or Gala.

25/10/2023

🚨💣✅FC BARCELONA in La Liga throughout history:🤯

🌐 93 seasons
🏟️ 3000 Games
✅ 1740 Wins
🤝 609 Draws
❌651 losses
⚽ 6420 Goals scored
💥 3323 Goals conceded
📋 4788 points
🏆 27 Titles
◾️Most Appearances: Messi (520 games)
◾️Most Goals scored: Messi (474 goals)
️️◾Most Assists: Messi (216)
◾️Biggest result: Barça 10-1 Gimnàstic, September 1949.

[Chic Barca🥇]

22/10/2023

🚨 Leo Messi 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 considered any loan deal from now to February despite Barça links 👚🇦🇷

🇺🇸 Here’s Leo’s message to Inter Miami fans…

“I’m so proud of Inter Miami results this season. We won the first title in club’s history and close to Playoffs…

We keep good indications but we also remain hungry as we want to be even more competitive next year.

I’d like to thank Inter Miami, the fans and the city for all the support they’re giving us to improve all together.

I’m really sure we will keep experiencing incredible moments together as already happened these months”.

18/10/2023

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Lionel Messi has won his 8th Ballon d’Or, Dario Sport has revealed 🎩✨

No official and formal confirmation yet but once again, clear indication from Spanish media…

…reminder: Ballon d’Or Gala will be on October 30 in Paris, Messi expected to be there with his camp.

17/10/2023

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England are officially 𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐝 to after beating Italy 3-1 at Wembley! ✨

🎟️ These nations already got pass…

Germany 🇩🇪
Belgium 🇧🇪
France 🇫🇷
Spain 🇪🇸
Portugal 🇵🇹
Turkey 🇹🇷
Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Austria 🇦🇹
England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

16/10/2023

⚽️ The MSN front three in Barcelona's 2014-15 treble:

🇦🇷 Messi:
👕 57 games
⚽️ 58 goals
🎯 31 assists

🇧🇷 Neymar:
👕 51 games
⚽️ 39 goals
🎯 10 assists

🇺🇾 Suarez:
👕 43 games
⚽️ 25 goals
🎯 23 assists

Unstoppable. 🏃🏽‍♂️

16/10/2023

🇪🇸 Quick reminder: Gavi, born in 2004…

…he scored again last tonight for Spain and he’s flying this season — how do you rate him 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝟏 𝐭𝐨 𝟏𝟎? ✨

14/10/2023

What does this symbolize!!!!!!!
💯💯💯





Fabrizio Romano

14/10/2023

😮‼️

Football legend, Cristiano Ronaldo could be sentenced to 99 la§hes for ad¥ltery when next he visits Iran because of a photo he took with a painter who gifted him artwork, and surprisingly Kiss and hug her.

According to Iranian laws, touching a married woman is equivalent to ad¥lt£ry which informed the lawyers taking up the case against him.

13/10/2023

World Cup 2030 – We will be there. 🇵🇹👔

Winning 2026 as a player
Winning 2030 as a manager

Would hit different ✨🇵🇹

13/10/2023

🙏🙏

12/10/2023

DEAR GOD, THERE IS NOT A SINGLE DAY THAT WE DON'T NEED YOU. WE WILL PRAISE YOU UNTIL OUR LAST BREATH AMEN!🙏🙏

11/10/2023

Hard work ❤️😱💪

11/10/2023

🚨 EXCLUSIVE 🚨

Andre Onana KNOWS he hasn't been good enough so far - will Man Utd back him? Plus Donny van de Beek is VERY likely to leave in January.

11/10/2023

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Gavi’s injury considered not serious as “he only suffers from mild discomfort”.

He is expected to be available for the upcoming Spain match and for Barça once he will be back

11/10/2023

The sky is full of stars 🌟🐐

Made with Krea.Ai

10/10/2023

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: 𝐄𝐮𝐫𝐨𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟖 will be in the UK and Ireland, 𝐄𝐮𝐫𝐨𝟐𝟎𝟑𝟐 in Italy and Turkey! 🏆

🇬🇧🇮🇪 Euro2028 will take place in the UK and Republic of Ireland — venues include Belfast, Birmingham, Cardiff, Dublin, Glasgow, Liverpool, London (x2) Manchester and Newcastle.

🇮🇹🇹🇷 Euro2032 will take place in Italy and Türkiye, co-hosts of the event. The bidders presented 20 potential host stadiums, of which 10 will be chosen, five per country, by October 2026.