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01/11/2025

How are you going to Church tomorrow?
Don't lie
1.🚶 2.🚲 3.🏍 4. 🚌 5. 🪂 6. 🐎 7. 🚁 8. 🚢 9.🏃‍♂️
10. 🧙‍♂️

20/02/2025

Best jokes today

1. As soon as they notice your relatiønship is very smooth BOOM they tell your partner what you did in 1944😁😁😁

2. Have you noticed that after scrātçhing your ítçhy ânús, the Dëvîl will always whisper, ''now smēll your fingers my child''.😂

3. ..You stay awake till 12:00am just to tell someone's girlfriēnd happy birthday
Accurate time ⌚keeper... Weldon Sir! Assistant boyfriēnd 😂😂

4. “I mïss you”...”I mïss you too” is the anthem for long distance relātionship ”I wish you are here” is the chorus😂🤣😂

5. iPhone 16 is out....this one does not play music,the artist comes out and perform it live😂
I move 🚶🚶🚶

6. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darlíng, Hōney, Love." What’s the seçrët?" Old man : I forgøt her name and I’m sçäred to ask her!😀😀😀

7. Dāting a fat girl is fun, until u carry her and thrôw her on the bed and the bed divides like the red sea...🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🙆‍♂️🤪😂

8. When you are single nobody likes you, but once you are in a seríous relātionship, Boom💥 crúshes, wītçhes, admires, w!zards, vâmp!res, even ghøst appēar 🤣🤣🤣
Let me come and be going🚶🏽‍♀️🚶🏽‍♀️🚶🏽‍♀️🚶🏽‍♀️

9. GUCCI said they haven't sold any of their products in Africa; *Abeg wetin una dey wear since?🙄😄

10. U.S MECHANIC : Sir we think your car is due for service we need to díagnōse the car to know the fāúlt sir

NAIJA MECHANIC: oga start the car ... øff am ..start am again ..give am firë .. tutor am well ..oga e be like say na ur battery ooo 😂

11. All those boys that are plaitíng hair and putting on earríngs 😇
May God add mēnstrúatiôn to your swāg😂

12. Have you noticed that the person you don't love keeps doing the right thing but the one you love bēhäves like ev!l spïrit.😂😂

13.People are busy cúddlíng their boo and bae, while me I am here posting jokes in this côld weather.😩

24 thanks for your dedication towards the growth of this page I love you all

20/02/2025

20/02/2025

fuz ur dręam can't rush grêàtňèßŝ

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18/02/2025

SHINE UR TOOTH SMALL🤪🤪😁🤣😂

1.If you are to be júdged based on the number of meats you have st0len from the pot🙆🙆
Will you even reach the door to heaven??

2. Teacher: Why did you come láte to school??
BOOH: An old man was searching for 1000 # in the bus
Teacher: I guess you assisted him to find the môney
BOOH: Nooo, na me stand on top of the môney, I dey wait make him comot before I pick am
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

3)I took a pen to school🏫,I brought 12 pens home
You are now calling me thīef,don't you know my God is a great provider🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

4) am bàd .I entered bus and paid the conductor. I came down and ran away
I know by now he must be looking for me
😂😂😂

5) If you need big fôwl for Christmas
contact me
But if you are in the same community with me, I won't sell to you.
If you know, you know

6. I went to a restaurant and paid for the food.When they were about to serve me ,I snēaked out and ran away
they will be looking for me by now 💪

7. I wîcked my landlord today.He asked for my phone 📞,I ran and smâshed it on the floor.
he must be çryíng by now 💪

8. Are you going without likíng my post and folløwing my profile? 🙆 PLEASE FØLLØW MY BACKUP OR SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST🙏
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18/02/2025

😂😂😂 GOOD NIGHT JOKES 😂😂😂

1. Na Deborah wey fine Dem dey call Debbie. Ugly ones are called debo😑
😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒

2. Na student wey no get happy home dey resume school for first week of resumption 🚶
🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯

3. " chop life , chop life " tomorrow is not assured
*
Na so my money take finish and I Never die !!!😐
😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

4. Americans: I cant afford it ,its costly
*
Nigerians: I'll come back 2moro 🚶 shey u go open ?😑😑
🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯

5. 4327 6745 874
*
If you like load am , na the current population of rat 4 Abuja 😒
😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒

6. Davido : my baby jor jowo
*
Me: my baby just wor wor😑😑
🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯

7. Me on Wizkid's DM
*
Me : Hi wiz👶
*
Wizkid: what is the kid emoji doing dia ?
*
Me : u got it 🤣
🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯

8. Ronaldo suffered in Manchester United
*
Is a lesson to us we should never go back to our EXES🙄
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

9. They say time Heals everything
*
No be for Yoruba tribal marks 🤣
🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯

10. That problem wey turn you to Yahoo boy , na the same problem turn her to runs girl
*
Olosho don drop quote 🤣🙄😃😃

11. Do you know that Ass can produce 3 state of matter?🤔🤔

12. " go deeper, go deeper" as if am hiding some extra dick in my pocket.favour, listen !! This is all I have and this is what you will get .
No wound me for my mama😒😒
😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒

13. One day we will scratch our yansh with our car keys 🙌🙏🏽🙏🏽😣

17/02/2025

😂😂😂 JOKES TIME 😂😂😂

1. Two things I don't post on social media:
1. Money
2. My partner
It's not because I'm matured, it's because I don't have

2. If you don't care about 14th february,
congrats!!
you're matured now. (or maybe you're just single) 😂

3. Pharmacist: how may I help you
*
Me : attend to other customers first😑

4. Suya hits hard when it's served with someone certificate or results 🥹🤝

5. This month is for couples. I’ll see you guys in March 🥲

6. How come if I pack my bag, all clothes don't fit in.
But when my mum packs it for me, there's a space for 2 televisions left ?

7. Because valentine don pass girls are now becoming stubborn abi?

8. Even flower u did not receive on Valentine Day and u dey post wig up n down, favour must u lie?🙄

9. Those of u that is using vi****or, hope say ur vi****or bought u valentine gift? Favour I will not say anything yet 😂

10. Lot: I miss her so much

Abraham: Your wife? I know. Stop crying, just take heart and move on, okay?

Lot: Okay, I will, I will, I'm over it

Abraham: Good. So, food is almost ready, let me just add salt

Lot:😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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14/02/2025

SMILE SMALL 🤲💥😭😭😭😂😂

1) THE WHITES : My pen has lòst, Fùck, let me get another one...

Àfrica: Nice One🤝👏, Game don start, Everybody pen go dey disappëar now 💥😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

2) BRO TO BRO: Please Bus Cōnductor try dey put Perfùme, You're carrying Passengers, not Deåd Broilers 😦

3) Fûel is now #1065,... if your man is Still Driving You crāzy, You're very very lucky 🥺🥰🤲😂😂😂

4) If you're Having JeaIous friends, All you need to do is to Buy yourself Gífts And Pretènd as if it's your stìngy Böyfriend that gave them to you....

Your JeaIous Friends will snātch him away from you, And sùffer what you're sùffering 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

5) You think you're really suffering in this country???...

Have you ever so Deprèssed that you woke up in the Midnight and shouts "Satān Should have just ask God for forgiveness" and then you go back to your sleep?? 💥😭😭😭😭

6) There's this One Special Evil Staffroom where all the Gossips about Students takes place...

Once your matter enter there, just know that you have Already Graduated, while you're Still in that School 💥💥😂😂😂🤲

7) Do you remember those times in the Bathroom, when you'll shout "1,2,3... Before you pour water on your Body...

You remember right?... Good 👍

That's when Your Mādness Started 😂😂😂😂😂

😎 So far, No English Dictionary have been able to give us the Difference between COMPLETE and FINISH, But I'll give you the difference freely....

When you marry a good wife, you're COMPLETE, and when you marry A lazy wife, you're FINISHED...

And when your wife catches you with another Woman, you're COMPLETELY FINISHED...😂😂😂😂😂

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14/02/2025

😂LAUGH AGAIN🤣

1. Girls with gâp teeth chêāt 😬 a lot, they always have Space for another guy🙄😏

2. Relātionship stréss is so paînfúl, i scrâtçhed someone's head in a taxi thinking its mine😒😂

3. I wonder why Women called it mēnstrúatiôn Instead of womenstruation. They like shifting all Their prøblems to men.😑🏃🏃

4. I always hâted weddings😏 because the elderly would come over and poke to me saying "You're next💁‍♂️." They st0pped doing it when I started doing it to them at fúnêrāls.🚶‍♂️😌

5. I can't wait to marry 3 wives So that 3 of them will be fīghtīng over who will slēep with me first??😂😂

6. Nothing is as paînfúl as swall0wing a st0len meat without chewíng because you thought that someone was coming😒😒😒
Very very paíñfúl♨

7. Kids Of 2years Can Now Unloçk Phones And Play Candy Crūsh.
At That Age I Was Chewíng Sand🙆🙆‍😒

8. Can't wait to get marrīed, one little Argúmēnt 🙄 I'm leaving the ring on the table😌!

9. That moment when you're trying to make a silént fàrt while chilling with family 😘 and the Dëvîl connects the speakers.😭😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂

10. I swêãr with my life to líke and cômment on this post and also følløw his pagee and profile... Remember you don swêãr. Sørry 🏃🏃

11. It really paîns me, whenever I make some people laugh, they will go without líke, cômment or following me 🙏👉 sãbä dë bøßß