El BEER

26/09/2025

STORY OF MY LIFE:

PLEASE LETS HELP FIND MY BRO.

08/09/2025

Guess who pays.....
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

05/09/2025

STORY OF MY LIFE:
I know grown ups, even university students that cannot write such perfect English. This 8year old is the future of story telling.

29/08/2025

STORY OF MY LIFE:
IF I OPEN A BAR?
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT?

29/08/2025

PLEASE DRINK WITH CAUTION

02/07/2025

19/06/2025

Nkoaleng molomo Pele ke bua maikutlo (Shut me up before I speak my mind)

13/06/2025

Maybe I should........

29/05/2025

HER: Babe, if I died in a foreign country, say Jerusalem, and it costed R100k to transport my body home and bury me here, or R500 to bury me there in Jerusalem, what would you do babe?

ME: I would pay R100k and bury you here at home.

HER: WOW BABE 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍😘. BUT WHY BABE, DONT YOU WANT TO SAVE MONEY AND MOVE ON?

ME: well, over 2000 years ago, A MAN DIED IN JERUSALEM AND AFTER 3 DAYS, ROSE FROM THE DEAD, sooo that's a risk I'm not willing to take.