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The couple, who were unfamiliar with Christmas prior to their move to Luxembourg, say they did their best to make sense ...
24/12/2025

The couple, who were unfamiliar with Christmas prior to their move to Luxembourg, say they did their best to make sense of the various traditions and legends about an elderly man who breaks into your home. RTL Today

A foreign couple who fused various Christmas figures for the sake of their three confused children have been visited by the grotesque character they imagined, according to various accounts.

Observers called the act 'gastronomic sacrilege,' and some residents are demanding that action be taken to prevent this ...
23/12/2025

Observers called the act 'gastronomic sacrilege,' and some residents are demanding that action be taken to prevent this sort of indecency.

It may look like a tiny, cheap, mass-produced disc of unexceptional plastic to you, but without it, our entire civilizat...
17/12/2025

It may look like a tiny, cheap, mass-produced disc of unexceptional plastic to you, but without it, our entire civilization would collapse. RTL Today

It may look like a tiny, cheap, mass-produced disc of unexceptional plastic to you, but without it, our entire civilization would collapse.

'SlinkedIn is for people who never show up early and roll their eyes when anyone in the company shows enthusiasm or init...
10/12/2025

'SlinkedIn is for people who never show up early and roll their eyes when anyone in the company shows enthusiasm or initiative,' says the founder.

“Whereas LinkedIn is for those who are motivated, driven, and eager to share their accomplishments and network with like-minded people, SlinkedIn is for everyone else”, says founder Hannu Laiska, who for years tried in vain to act like he actually cared about IT.

A foreign-born resident of Luxembourg who is planning on buying a home has confirmed that he cannot decide between a cra...
05/12/2025

A foreign-born resident of Luxembourg who is planning on buying a home has confirmed that he cannot decide between a cramped studio flat in Bonnevoie or a luxury villa in his home country.

A foreign-born resident of Luxembourg who is planning on buying a home has confirmed that he cannot decide between a cramped studio flat in Bonnevoie or a luxury villa in his home country. “It’d be nice to own property here because I work here,” he said. “Sure, 35 squares metres on the fourt...

After the joyride, the teens crashed the Vel’oh into a wall and spent 15 minutes jumping on it, but that's where the fun...
05/12/2025

After the joyride, the teens crashed the Vel’oh into a wall and spent 15 minutes jumping on it, but that's where the fun ended and responsibility began.

While many adults disparage today’s youth for being self-centered and useless, one Luxembourg City teen has shown there’s still hope for the future. Giorgios Taliotou, aged 16, was having a typical Friday evening with his two friends when they decided it would be cool to forcibly remove a Vel’...

Their school banned phones, so they these students are fighting back by spending the day swiping their palms and sending...
03/12/2025

Their school banned phones, so they these students are fighting back by spending the day swiping their palms and sending Snaps in their minds. RTL Today

The lycée, located in the Limpertsberg district, recently implemented a policy requiring most students to leave their phones at home or keep them locked in a magnetised bag from their arrival until their departure.

'What was the price of a pack of Marlboro Lights?' the couple asked in French. 'And how much does a carton cost? That is...
01/12/2025

'What was the price of a pack of Marlboro Lights?' the couple asked in French. 'And how much does a carton cost? That is for a pack of twenty ci******es, yes? What about packs of twenty-five? How much for a pack of Winston Blues? And a tub of Winston Blond to***co?'

In what’s being called “a sign that you’re going to be stuck for a while, so you’d better sit down, take a nap, and tell your partner you’ll be back tomorrow,” a French-speaking couple queuing in front of you at a service station have engaged the cashier in a line of questioning about ci...

'You don't believe me? You find it funny? Well, it's true. I do due diligence. I do. I really do.'
01/12/2025

'You don't believe me? You find it funny? Well, it's true. I do due diligence. I do. I really do.'

It happened again. I was out with some friends, well not really friends, but acquaintances. They’re fellow model train enthusiasts. We meet up once a month to discuss wheels and watts. A new member, seemingly prompted by the others, introduced himself, and we chatted. When I told him what I do for...

'These are the hard times our grandparents warned us about' – cleaning lady off sick RTL Today
26/11/2025

'These are the hard times our grandparents warned us about' – cleaning lady off sick RTL Today

What seemed to have been wildly exaggerated stories of a bygone era – tales of hardship, suffering, and deprivation – were actually warnings that went largely ignored by a local man, he admits.

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