27/09/2025
BREAKING NEWS: ENORMOUS SKULL UNEARTHED IN SOUTH AMERICAN HIGHLANDS SPARKS GLOBAL UPROAR
An unauthorized excavation in the remote South American Highlands has led to the controversial recovery of an Enormous Skull. 🤯 The massive, strangely shaped hominid skull is being hailed by some as proof of a non-human, ancient Giant race, and by others as an unprecedented example of extreme ritual cranial deformation, potentially rewriting South America's pre-Columbian history. The government has seized the relic, demanding immediate scientific analysis, while rival experts and conspiracy theorists clash over the origins of the gigantic cranium. ⛰️ 💀