11/12/2025
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas on The Maltiverse!
https://youtu.be/cSCJWfLy5C8
This week Steve & Jay unwrap the terrible gifts, and festive fails from Malta and beyond.
From a dodgy goldfish to an ashtray shaped like someone’s… erm… bits, all the way to the legendary saga of an injured colonel’s wife — we’re diving headfirst into the wildest holiday mishaps you sent in.
🎁 PLUS:
We play a totally deranged Christmas Would You Rather? featuring fairy lights, questionable decorations, and… yes… anuses. (We’re sorry. Sort of.)
This episode is for you if you’ve ever:
🎁 Received a terrible Christmas present
🍷 Got way too excited at the office Xmas party
😳 Survived a painfully awkward Christmas lunch
…then welcome home. This is your festive chaos.
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It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas on The Maltiverse!This week Steve & Jay unwrap the terrible gifts, and festive fails from Malta and beyond.From a...