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30/12/2023

AFTER S*X WHAT NEXT.....MY DEAR IF YOU MISS THIS WRITE UP WHAT WILL YOU TELL YOUR FUTURE......

It's possible for any man to ask for s*x in a relationship, but is left for you to choose weather to give or not,, as a lady you need to know that s*x can't keep a man.. (S*x isn't enough)
NOT ALL MEN NEED S*X
There are two major factors ladies complain about s*x in a relationship:
√ After giving him my body he left me..
√ He left because I refused to have s*x with him..

NOTE: Both those who gave and those who refused to give are complaining...
( Whats the difference)
Ladies Listen, S*x isn't enough, its not the only thing you can offer a man.
If You Don't Have Anything To Offer A Man Outside S*x, Please remain Single...
A man can't stay with you because his having s*x with you....

Relationship is not buying and selling.
There are much to life than Monkey style, Doggy style, Missionary style, Apple n juice style, step pillows style, etc ...
Are you sound intellectually? Spiritually? Physically? Mentally? Emotionally?
Men love intelligent ladies...
Men love ladies with ideas..
Men love respectful ladies...

Men respect ladies that know what domestic work is
Men love and appreciate a woman who is good and excellent in multi-tasking
Men respect and honor ladies that wakes up very early in the morning to make sure that the kitchen is set.

Men respect ladies that keep their eyes at home than those that their eyes are always outside
Men love bravo ladies
S*x is very cheap these days, anybody can buy it.

You need to build yourself beyond s*x.
Leave make-ups and be a productive lady.
Men are looking for ladies with ideas and solution not those who paint their faces with different colours.

*What a man wants is beauty with brain not make ups with b***s or hips. Because all these will fail but what you have upstairs will remain.

Your husband complains because you think that you know it but you don't know it. Just do what your own husband wants and not what men want...

28/12/2023

Men hear this;
If a woman is available to you, anytime you call, she is there, anytime you need her presence she is there, you text her, she replies. You call her, she picks. She is 100% committed to you, available to you, don't take that kind of woman for granted because sometimes, it is when we loose the best that is when we now realize that will actually give attention to the loss. Don't loose a good woman that is always available. The fact that she is constant and always available to you doesn't mean she is cheap. It doesn't mean that she doesn't have what she is doing, just that she created a space in her heart for you.
The day that good woman turns her back on you, you will understand that hot water is different from cold water.
To whom brain is given, sense is expected. That she is available doesn't mean she is cheap. Take advantage by loving that good woman with your life because good women are scarce.

28/12/2023

BIG 7 SECRETS IN MARRIAGE THAT WILL SAVE YOUR RELATIONSHIP FOR BETTER.

Secret 1

Everyone you marry has a weakness. So if you focus on your spouse's weakness you can't get the best out of his strength.

Secret 2

Everyone has a dark history. No one is an angel. When you get married or you want to get married stop digging into someone's past. What matters most is the present life of your partner. Old things have passed away. Forgive and forget. Focus on the present and the future.

Secret 3

Every marriage has its own challenges. Marriage is not a bed of roses. Every good marriage has gone through its own test of blazing fire. True love proves in times of challenges. Fight for your marriage. Make up your mind to stay with your spouse in times of need. Remember the vow For better for worse. In sickness and in health be there.

Secret 4

Every marriage has different levels of success. Don't compare your marriage with any one else. We can never be equal. Some will be far, some behind. To avoid marriage stresses, be patient, work hard and with time your marriage dreams shall come true.

Secret 5

To get married is declaring war. When you get married you must declare war against enemies of marriage. Some enemies of marriage are:
1. Ignorance
2. Prayerlessness
3. Unforgiveness
4. Third party influence
5. Stinginess
6. Stubbornness
7. Lack of love
9. Rudeness
10. Laziness
11. Disrespect
12. Cheating
Be ready to fight to maintain your marriage zone.

Secret 6

There is no perfect marriage. There is no ready made marriage. Marriage is hard work. Volunteer yourself to work daily on it.
Marriage is like a car that needs proper maintenance and proper service. If this is not done it will break down somewhere exposing the owner to danger or some unhealthy circumstances. Let us not be careless about our marriages.

Secret 7

The Creator of the universe cannot give you a complete person you desire.
He gives you the person in the form of raw materials.

28/12/2023

Give her the best my brother no matter what

28/12/2023

Dear Future wifey

Just know that No wife of mine will cook , clean and bath
the kids while I sit and watch TV , she cooks , I wash the dishes , she sweep the floor, i Mop it , we will both bath
the Kids together . I won't treat someone's child
like a slave and expect do******le in bed while she's tired Hell No !! Women
should be treated with Care and Respect as well.

27/12/2023

Hugs are soo underrated especially those hugs that are so tight you can literally feel the other person's heart beat and for a moment everything feels so calm and safe like nothing can hurt you . Hugs are everything .

How to Keep a Woman1. Be humble and practice forgiveness.If you want to keep your woman, be humble and admit your own mi...
27/12/2023

How to Keep a Woman

1. Be humble and practice forgiveness.
If you want to keep your woman, be humble and admit your own mistakes. Ask for forgiveness and be sincere to not repeat your mistakes over and over again. If she commits mistakes, get rid of your pride and be ready to forgive her too.

2. Know and understand her better.
If you want to keep your woman, never make her feel that she’s a stranger to you. Hence, know and understand her deeper. Listen to her heart. Know what she loves and what she hates. Understand what makes her happy or sad. You must be the one who can understand her the most.

3. Be consistently honest.
If you want to keep your woman, make honesty a habit. Don’t lie about your past, present, and future. Honesty is uncommon in this world. A woman whose partner is honest and transparent would rarely suffer from jealousy and insecurity. If you’re an honest person, who would not want to stay with you?

4. Be loyal.
If you want to keep your woman, make her your only one true love. Just like honesty, loyalty will give her confidence and overcome any insecurity in her mind. Loyal men are hard to find these days. If you’re a loyal man, who would not want to have a long-term relationship with you?

5. Treasure her.
If you want to keep your woman, make her feel valued and important. Treat her like a princess or a queen. Keep her like she’s your most precious thing or blessing in this world. Don’t ignore her but give your most precious time and attention to her.

6. Be kind and compassionate.
If you want to keep your woman, feel her joy and suffering. Only by feeling what she feels will you be able to make her happy and comfort her when she’s sad. With kindness and compassion, your common relationship problems and misunderstandings will be easier to solve.

7. Support and empower her.
If you want to keep your woman, help her make her dreams come true. Don’t be a hindrance in reaching her goals in life. Let her grow and achieve her full potential. By givi

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