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Fattani Offset Printers For high quality printing on any material ... paper, boards, pvc, vinyls, abs, correx, perspects, etc
Printing using digital, offset and flexo.

31/10/2024

If yr man hurt you, dont post all men are s**t ..
post, Jack, 45 yrs old, lives on mpingwe road, with 3 kids, is s**t .. leave the rest of us out of it!

30/10/2024

Wife: Oh! sweetheart, what did you ever do to deserve a woman like me ?
Me: No idea, but I won't be doing it again for sure!

29/10/2024

I was told to text the sexiest person I know ... since it's silly to text myself, would you mind forwarding this to me ... tsk, yr awesome!

28/10/2024

I'm so tired of all the jealous people out there!
Every time they see me out with my girlfriend, they got to run and tell my wife!

26/10/2024

sometimes when my wife raises her voice to me and I'm wondering who the hell she's taking to .....

25/10/2024

when my wife feels sleepy, she automatically assumes that its time for "The Both Of Us! to go to bed ...

24/10/2024

Once you hear people saying "His wife is controlling him!" just know that the man is living in peace with his wife!

23/10/2024

Behind every husband that talks to everyone, is a wife, who doesn't like people!

22/10/2024

Me and wife were arguing ... I got so mad, I took my glasses off and told her " I don't even want to see you right now!"

21/10/2024

Women know it all ....
until you ask em whats for dinner ?

18/10/2024

How to make your wife laugh in 3 easy steps:
1) Hold her hands
2) Look into her eyes
3) Tell her you're the man of the house!

17/10/2024

Once you get married, forget about kissing ...
the mouth is for quarreling only!

16/10/2024

When I was young my astrologer said I was born for bigger things in life. Pretty accurate prediction!!
I moved from S to M to L to XL to XXL!

11/10/2024

For the weather this weekend, you'll need:
Sunscreen, rain coat, jacket, wellies, cooling fan, wind shield, snow shovel, therapy!

11/10/2024

Me: I love you !
Girlfriend: And what about your wife ?
Me: No, she does not love you!

10/10/2024

Nobody has a better eye sight than a married man coming out from a lodge with his side chick .. he can even see next year!

09/10/2024

I bet you would be motivated if the weight you loss went to somebody you didn't like!

08/10/2024

Scientists have found that women experience the highest level of stress, when their husbands are lying on the couch doing nothing!

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