17/05/2026
Date: 11th MAY 2026
Hare: Woo Ha Ha
Co- Hares: SUCKER, 69, TIGER, MASAT LEE, CHEE KAW, MESSY KOK
Runsite: JELAPANG HILTON
Pre- run warm- up was the usual complete with farks, farts, p**s, swears, tius, challenges plus lots sales talk, talk c**k fouling the atmosphere. The weekly blah, blah, blah and *GM 2 Cents* sounded the charge.
The trail headed opposite the shoplots towards to the samak samun and the papers simple fizzled out 🤷🏻♂️ .... got check or is it over the other side? After moving up and down, suddenly calls came from the main road as papers took us down under the bridge (don't know whether it's that a check or not 🤔 .... anyway some ardy no tiu and went up from the Indian temple). Papers took us via the Silibin Indian temple towards the stream and papers was seen across it. Then the chaos kalang kabut started, searching high and low, up and down and a few FROPs decided to give up hope (ardy close to half an hour) and gostan balik 😱. Butoh- butoh no balls- lah! It's then *GM 2 Cents* who broke the check and followed by another re- crossed check across the stream again. This had the FROPs §%¥π§. The trail then move following the stream inland and then it's straight uphill. Clear paths became torrents of the thick dry forliage as we followed the papers, occasionally slipping and sliding. By this stage the FROPs had left the rest quite a bit behind and the uphill move became a trudge taxing our lungs 🫁 in the process (later was told there was a 3rd check along on the way ....). Climb, climb, climb was the order of the evening and every corner turned seems like no endless reaching the top. After much of huff, huff, puff, puff we hit familiar trek and this took us up to the square 🪵 wood. A much relief !!!
A right turn and it's all the way downhill and all 🫵🏼 have to do is to set your balls oops! bearings to auto cruise to take 🫵🏼 back to Carls. Halfway downhill, to see or rather manage to catch up with the SCBs (went up from the Indian temple at the starting ....) of *San Yong, Chicken Ball* and *Wineman*. After the long and winding twists and turns we hit back to the moto road and from here it's all elementary back to Carls.
As usual the FROPs easily completed the circuit within an hour 20mins and the last out at 9.00pm saved by the bell without going in for search party. Chicken rice was the Hare's menu and after most beers were consumed, it was ice- butt 🧊 time and a number of blokes were ice- k- ed 🧊 .... then to see 👁️ 🫵🏼 *Ho Lan Keng* cabut-ting. Aisay! fren why like that one, and will put 🫵🏼 on KIV, 🧊 on the next round 🤫. Tiu- lo, *Yours Truly* was not spared oso. At the end of the 🧊 session, *Yours Truly*'s side- kick reminded 🫵🏼 all freeloaders if you are not invited or not involved in the recee ...., please- lah come for the run only, which many agreed 👍🏼 to it. Ini- lah macam 💪🏼!!! The Birthday Song was then sung to *Woo Ha Ha* and he threw in an xtra crate. Tor 🙏🏻cher for the makan and xtra 🍺. The woo ha ha oops! hoo haas continued till the Carls went dry 🤦🏻♂️😱.
*B💀NEY*
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