Honourable Member

16/09/2025

Officially certified by Guinness World Records!
Congratulations Hilda Baci.
We love you.

16/09/2025

HONOURABLE MEMBER APPLAUDS JB STONE FOR BRAVERY IN APPREHENDING NATIVE DOCTOR MCJAY, MOVES FOR FACEBOOK MONETIZATION AND MASSIVE FOLLOWING REWARD

In a strongly worded commendation issued on behalf of the digital community, the Honourable Member representing the Facebook Constituency has publicly praised the courageous actions of JB Stone, who recently played a key role in apprehending MC Jay, a self-proclaimed native doctor allegedly responsible for terrorizing youths and disrupting the peace within the online community.

According to reports, MC Jay had been using spiritual manipulation, fear tactics, and misinformation to influence and intimidate young users on Facebook. His activities had drawn widespread concern, with many victims silently enduring threats and online harassment. JB Stone, risking backlash and personal attack, stood tall and exposed these acts — an action the Honourable Member described as “gallant, selfless, and truly honorable.”

In response to this heroic move, the Honourable Member has promised to personally engage Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Meta, with three specific demands:
1. Monetization of JB Stone’s page to support his activism and digital safety efforts.

2. Protection of his account from future suspensions, warnings, or unnecessary restrictions.
3. Awarding of 1 billion followers to JB Stone as recognition for bravery and community service.

“This is the kind of digital leadership we must reward,” the Honourable Member stated. “JB Stone stood up not just for himself but for the dignity and peace of our constituency. He deserves global recognition.”

Supporters have since flooded JB Stone’s page with messages of support, hailing him as a hero of the Facebook streets. The call for Meta’s response is now trending, with users urging immediate action in line with the Honourable Member’s request.

As the Facebook Constituency continues to grow, the Honourable Member reaffirmed his commitment to defending the rights, voices, and safety of every user under his representation.

15/09/2025

My Governor, Chief Amuneke Kevinblak is in need of an Editor. If you can do the work, send your CV to the Email

No ask me what happened to our other Editor oo

15/09/2025

Honourable Member Intervenes in Constituency Feud, Appoints Mr Steve Nwazuo as Chairman of Peace Committee

In a swift and decisive move to douse rising tensions, the Honourable Member representing the vibrant Facebook Constituency has expressed strong disapproval of the ongoing feud between two prominent constituents -
Promise Uzoma Okoro & Ubani Norah. The Honourable Member, known for his firm stance on unity and grassroots development, described the clash as “unnecessary, and a distraction from the collective progress of the community.”

To ensure peace is restored promptly and permanently, the Honourable Member has officially constituted a Peace and Reconciliation Committee, appointing Steve Nwazuo, the esteemed CEO of FaceToface Tv/Rim Photography as Chairman of the committee. Nwazuo, a respected voice in media and community relations, is tasked with mediating the crisis and recommending lasting solutions.

Speaking to press correspondents, the Honourable Member stated:

“This constituency is built on respect, love, and mutual understanding. We cannot allow disagreement between brothers to tear us apart. I trust Mr. Nwazuo and his team will handle this assignment with the seriousness it deserves.”

He also called on all involved parties to remain calm, cooperate with the committee, and prioritize peace over personal pride or interest.
The Peace Committee is expected to begin deliberations immediately and submit its report within seven days.

The Honourable Member reaffirmed his commitment to protecting the unity of the Facebook Constituency, urging all constituents to focus on what binds them together rather than what divides them.

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15/09/2025

14/09/2025

TODAY IS 14TH AND I AM 14TH ON THE PREMIER LEAGUE TABLE, WHAT AM I?

Correct Answer gets a reward!

14/09/2025

See who God give second chance

14/09/2025

Adulting taught me one thing:

I am not above anything. Homelessness, joblessness, sickness, loss, even death. Life can humble you in ways you never imagined.

That's why I never speak too quickly about struggles I've never lived through. None of us are immune. Not even good deeds can "protect" you from trials.Tables turn fast.

Stay humble. Stay grateful.

14/09/2025

No let anybody judge you o

They are doing worse 😂

14/09/2025

🎉 Just completed level 3 and I'm so excited to continue growing as a creator on Facebook!

14/09/2025

Nothing do you, you no get bad luck.
Congratulate them, your own dey come.

Happy Sunday from the Honourable Member 🙏

14/09/2025

HONOURABLE MEMBER CONDEMNS MISAPPROPRIATION OF PARISH FUNDS, GIVES Uncle Digestive HighChief 48-HOUR ULTIMATUM

In what has sparked outrage across the Facebook Constituency and beyond, Honourable Member has openly condemned the alleged misappropriation of harvest funds belonging to Rev. Benson C Nwadike parish by one High Chief Ndi Guy.

According to reliable sources, the harvest funds—raised through contributions from well-meaning parishioners for the development and sustenance of the church—were allegedly diverted by the High Chief for personal use, leaving the church community in shock and disappointment.

Reacting to the incident, Honourable Member described the act as “an assault on sacred trust” and a betrayal of the people’s faith. In a strongly worded statement released through his media team, the Honourable Member issued a 48-hour ultimatum to HighChief Ndi Guy to return every kobo of the church’s money or be prepared to face the full weight of the law.

“This is not just theft; it is sacrilege. No one, no matter how highly placed, is above the law,” he declared. “We must protect the integrity of our religious institutions and ensure accountability at all levels.”

Honourable Member further called on relevant authorities, including community leaders and legal agencies, to ensure thorough investigation and prosecution if the funds are not returned within the given timeframe.

The parish community has since called for calm, while many await High Chief Ndi Guy’s response before the deadline lapses.