Absulastborn

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09/01/2026

Year Neva start , everywhere don de blurr 😔.

I don too chop Chicken ehhh for my parents hands ehhh 😂 . Am one of those students that getting good grades aren't a big...
08/01/2026

I don too chop Chicken ehhh for my parents hands ehhh 😂 .

Am one of those students that getting good grades aren't a big deal to 😚😚. So my mum will keep promising new chicken 🐔🍗 every term 😂 and I will keep eating and eating!!!!.

So one time like that , we relocated to a new house ( our house 🏠) and it warrants my siblings and I to change our school 🎒. That time , we were having a lot of financial setbacks so all of us couldn't resume school at same Time 😴😴🥹.

My siblings started school before me , so I had to wait for a term to close for me to resume. That term that I spent at home , my parents were using it to raise money 💰 for my schooling the next coming term nu 🙂‍↕️.

Finally, I resumed school ( second semester ). I joined others in my class ( sss 1 ), u know all this newbie things nu 🙇.

BIKO ( please) let get to the main point of the story 😌 . the kind school sef I even resumed late ( five weeks to exams ) . Exam timeables were released, preparation started .

I won't lie 🤥 at some point I doubted if I was ever going to make it , the pressure was high and with limited time 🥲. I cried to my parents about it , my mum instead of comforting me put me to a challenge. She said if I was able to take the first position that she will buy me a big , fat chicken ( I too love meat).

At first , I didn't want to take the challenge. Come on we were more than 31 in class and there wasn't much time left . Buh anyways I just took up my mantle 😌😌. I studied like razzz ooo 😕.
E come be like say that exam was a ticket to abroad to me . I gave it my best .

Boom!!!! When results were out . I came out first 😅😅 . I shock everybody on , my classmates, my teachers , my parents, my in law , everybody 😅😅 me sef shock myself 😅😅😅.

Na so I chop big chicken ooo , though my family ppl no gree only me chop an 😩😩 longer throat ppl 😅.

I was just happy I shock everybody 😂😂😂 that particular results announced me ehhhh 😉✌️. Pride double 😌.

I STILL REMAIN
ABSULASTBORN ❣️

I don't know if it's only me , buh I will keep showing up for ppl that I love 😘 and ppl that has in one way or the other...
06/01/2026

I don't know if it's only me , buh I will keep showing up for ppl that I love 😘 and ppl that has in one way or the other supported me 🥹.

So ABSU happened to me 😴, when I resumed school as a year one student oo. ABSU didn't give me hostel on time so I had to find a way to obtain accommodations, so it happened that a friend of mine was from uturu . So he begged his mom to accommodate me till am done with my hostel clearance 😊.

They mom didn't even think twice oo she said I should come , that her house is open anytime to accommodate me .mind u , she didn't even know me before or haven't seen me before ooo 🙇. She just did the favor for me ooo 🙇.

She accommodated me for two whole months straight 🥹🥹 God bless her for me . So today she is burying her dad , omo I gats show up for her 😩. Transport or no transport, ba*dit or no ba*dit 😂😂.

May his soul , REST IN PEACE!!! it's good to be good 😊. I don enter kitchen sha , see u when I see u guys 😇😇✌️😌.

05/01/2026

Happy new week.🙇🙇

04/01/2026

Happy first Sunday of the year
2026 !!!!
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Self care Saturday!!!! Unpopular opinion: the best way to start 2026 weekend isn't a 5am workout , it's a 10am wake up c...
03/01/2026

Self care Saturday!!!!

Unpopular opinion: the best way to start 2026 weekend isn't a 5am workout , it's a 10am wake up call 😉😉.

Weekends in this festive periods are for sleeping 😌😴 grabbing enough rest and retouching ur minds 😌😌.

The amount of sleep 😴💤 I have soaked myself into for the past one week ehhhhh especially during afternoon, u will think am pregnant 🤕🤕.

WHAT ABOUT U , HOW IS UR WEEKEND GOING ( FESTIVE PERIODS) ??

I STILL REMAIN
ABSULASTBORN ❣️


Sharing food at this festive periods can be sooo tough and difficult. Imagine sharing food for more than 20 people in a ...
03/01/2026

Sharing food at this festive periods can be sooo tough and difficult.

Imagine sharing food for more than 20 people in a house 😂 plus other visitors that might be tropping in and out .

Most times u just share the food and you won't even get a portion out of it 🤕🫴. All your focus will be on making sure the food is okay for everyone 😤.

Most times sef you might be sharing the food and forget some certain people ( their own portion of food ) .

I don't know if it's only me it happens to 🥲🥲 but if u can relate . Pls share ur own experience ✌️✌️

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ABSULASTBORN ❣️


02/01/2026

Make una take back the hands of clock ooo I don do mistakesssssss 🙇🙇

Pls let's take back the hands of clock is like I have done an unintentional mistake 🥹. My family members, friends and we...
02/01/2026

Pls let's take back the hands of clock is like I have done an unintentional mistake 🥹.

My family members, friends and well wishers has always criticize me about my hair 😔 they have always wanted me to plait my hair 😂😂. I just don't love plaiting hair buh I really appreciate it when others does 😀.

So I kept promising them that I would plait my hair every new year buh we end up not keeping to my promise 😂. My inlaw even went as far as promising me 100k if only I will agree to plait my hair 😘( this man di njo so he can't give me money without me plaiting my hair ) .

So last year cross over, I promised I was going to do my hair this year oo 😉😉😉 . This time around I was even telling them that I will plait long long hairs ooo 😂😂😂( my baddie spirit arouse that night ).

Buh at exact 5pm today , I don rush go cut my hair again 😭😭 ( my village ppl ). Omo , this baddie life isn't for me ooo . I enjoy it a lot when am on my low cut , it gives me much more confidence 😩.

We go harder next year 😉😉✌️✌️, pls remember to remind me next year so I don't make another mistake 🥹. Ngwanu byeeeee!!!

I STILL REMAIN
ABSULASTBORN ❣️


Nothing fears me the most like falling out of place with someone and waking up to realize they are dead 😔😔. On this exac...
01/01/2026

Nothing fears me the most like falling out of place with someone and waking up to realize they are dead 😔😔.

On this exact day last year 1st January, 2024. I almost lost a dear friend, a friend In whom I am well pleased 🙂‍↕️.

So it happened that on December ending 2024 . We had a fight over the phone 🤳 and I was at my village. Network was really bad in my village so while we were arguing over the phone 📱 network did it worse so I couldn't grab everything he said to me out of anger 🤬.

During the argument we had , he indirectly insulted me and I reacted back by saying some hurtful words to me before the bad network hung up the phone 📱. So after that day I didn't call him back cause I felt he should be the one to apologize to me and not the other way round 😤.

So on December 29th,2024. I felt soo much weight in my heart to try his number. I dailed the number buh it wasn't connecting, I thought maybe it was the bad network in my village so I kept my phone and Neva called again . After two days been on the 31st of December 😴 2024. A strange number called me and I picked, behold it was that my friend. They ONLY thing he said to me was that " rejoice pls I want to talk to my mum , I don't think I can continue, I just want to hear her voice for the last time before I give up " .

Fear bath me cold water , I was still trying to know what happened, network no gree 😔😔. I ended the call and called back buh the line immediately went off 🙇🙇. I cried till I could no longer cry , I prayed like I have never prayed before 😭😭.

An hour later he called me back with the same number, I hurriedly pick and he started explaining to me what happened 😔 after that our argument he traveled to anambra on his way back their car was kidnapped, they were taken to a big bush and blood were spilled 🥲 they kidnappers stole from the passengers . So along the line somehow he managed to escape buh not without a bullet going through his blood 😕🙂‍↕️.

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