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21/03/2025

You jumped into bed with Him because you both had CHEMISTRY. Okay, when BIOLOGY happens, hope he has the FINANCIAL ACCOUNTING to take care of your HOME ECONOMICS. Especially with the ECONOMICS of this present region of GEOGRAPHY called Africa. Young girl, first do the MATHEMATICS, analyze his COMMERCE.

Forget grammar whether he speaks ENGLISH LANGUAGE or FRENCH then with these STATISTICS, carry out a SOCIAL STUDY of our present GOVERNMENT to be sure before entering. Make sure that your PHYSICS defies the Laws of Weakness. Prepare yourself mentally, spiritually, emotionally and financially, if not, your life will turn into a LITERATURE for others to read and learn.😄😄😄😄

This is to give an advice to the young generation, males and females alike.

21/03/2025

What is happening in Nollywood industry
Rip till we meet to part no more

21/03/2025

😂 LAUGH JOOR 😪

1" Wen a girl starts telling u go joor, i don't want ur Girlfriēnd to pour me hōt water...Brother just know dat she is already Yours😂🤣

2" How can you be living in a rénted apartment and be driving a car that's worth over 20million Naira??
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Are you sure someone is not playing Table Tennis 🎾with your braïn??🤣😂🤣

3" After d Preaching, the pastor asked,"Any virgïñ from d choir 2 lead us in closíng prayer",
Till now we're stil in church.🙆‍♂️😂😂🤣🤣

4" Never will I dië of hūnger when my neighbor's chicken is alive 😅😂😂

5" Baby I Promise I won't touch you , till we marry.
Story!!!😒🚶🚶

6" Why do ladies Júmp three times after Úrinatïng?
😂🏃🏃

7" Not all heådaçhes are a sign of fevër.........When last did you Chop Sharwama, Pizza and Use Exōtic to flüsh it all Down 😋😂😂😂

8" *U are dāting that girl for more than 5years with no intention of marryíng her. Please Uncle pharaoh let my sister go! 😂*
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9" *I thought I Have Heard it all in d world, not until I over heard my neighbor saying *Baby do as if u want to select 0kirika*🙆😂🤣🤣

10" No mātter how much u shake it....that last drop of urïne is for the bōxers bruh! It has never obeyed the law of grãvity..😂🚶🚶

11" Some people can make a Doçtor førget what he studied in medicál school.
Which one is "I am fēeling headåçhe all over my body." 🙆 Anytime I Snēēze My eyes will do asif it want to come out..😂🤣🤣

12" *Girls who don't change their Dp Upto 1yr are capable of wearing one pãñt for 2months. Pls don’t ārgūe with me.😂🏃🏃🏃

13" Customer: my wife needs a brã but I don't know the size. Salesgirl: touch my brëãst and try to calculate. Customer: oh I forgøt she needs pãñties too.😂🤣🤣

14" *Have u noticed pastors children always forming celebrities in church as if dey went 2 Jerusalem high school*😂😂😂😂🤣

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16/03/2025

Fake life

16/03/2025

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11/03/2025

I went to Genesis hotels through Exodus road…

On the way, I saw Leviticus recording the Numbers of people at Deuteronomy, while Joshua was waiting at the Beautiful gate for Judges. Just to see Ruth calling loudly "Samuel, Samuel"

At a stage, the first and second Kings of Chronicles were coming to visit Ezra,Nehemiah and Esther for the misfortune of Job their brother

They started singing Psalms and teaching children Proverbs concerning Ecclesiates and Songs of Solomon. This coincided with the period that Isaiah was engaged in Jeremiah's Lamentations together with Ezekiel and Daniel their friend.

But by that time, Hosea and Joel were not around.

Three days later...Amos,Obadiah and Jonah traveled in the same ship with Micah and Nahum to Jerusalem.

Habakkuk then visited Zephaniah who introduced him to Haggai a friend of Zechariah whose cousin is Malachi🙊

Immediately after the tradition,Mathew,Mark,Luke and John got involved in Acts of the apostles.

They met the Romans who were behaving like the 1st Corinthians group because the 2nd Corithians group were always at loggerheads with the Galatians and Ephesians .

At that time too, they realized that the Philippians were close to the Colossians, suggested the first Thessalonians visit and that on their second Thessalonians visit, they should first of all see the first and second of Timothy brothers who had gone to the house of Titus to teach Philemon his younger brother how to read and write in Hebrew.

On hearing this, James asked Peter twice to explain to him how the three Johns have disclosed to Jude the Revelations of this journey🥺

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10/03/2025

My new followers using M.T.N *312*65 # this is specially for you if you're lucky that's good but if not don't be offended.

The Ancient 4,500-Year-Old Tunic at the Egyptian Museum.

Ten Unknown Facts About

1. Founding and History: BMW, Bayerische Motoren Werke AG, was founded in 1916 in Munich, Germany, initially producing aircraft engines. The company transitioned to motorcycle production in the 1920s and eventually to automobiles in the 1930s.

2. Iconic Logo: The BMW logo, often referred to as the "roundel," consists of a black ring intersecting with four quadrants of blue and white. It represents the company's origins in aviation, with the blue and white symbolizing a spinning propeller against a clear blue sky.

3. Innovation in Technology: BMW is renowned for its innovations in automotive technology. It introduced the world's first electric car, the BMW i3, in 2013, and has been a leader in developing advanced driving assistance systems (ADAS) and hybrid powertrains.

4. Performance and Motorsport Heritage: BMW has a strong heritage in motorsport, particularly in touring car and Formula 1 racing. The brand's M division produces high-performance variants of their regular models, known for their precision engineering and exhilarating driving dynamics.

5. Global Presence: BMW is a global automotive Company

6. Luxury and Design: BMW is synonymous with luxury and distinctive design, crafting vehicles that blend elegance with cutting-edge technology and comfort.

7. Sustainable Practices: BMW has committed to sustainability, incorporating eco-friendly materials and manufacturing processes into its vehicles, as well as advancing electric vehi

05/03/2025

"According to Psychologists, there are four types of Intelligence:

1) Intelligence Quotient (IQ)
2) Emotional Quotient (EQ)
3) Social Quotient (SQ)
4) Adversity Quotient (AQ)

1. Intelligence Quotient (IQ): this is the measure of your level of comprehension. You need IQ to solve maths, memorize things, and recall lessons.

2. Emotional Quotient (EQ): this is the measure of your ability to maintain peace with others, keep to time, be responsible, be honest, respect boundaries, be humble, genuine and considerate.

3. Social Quotient (SQ): this is the measure of your ability to build a network of friends and maintain it over a long period of time.

People that have higher EQ and SQ tend to go further in life than those with a high IQ but low EQ and SQ. Most schools capitalize on improving IQ levels while EQ and SQ are played down.

A man of high IQ can end up being employed by a man of high EQ and SQ even though he has an average IQ.

Your EQ represents your Character, while your SQ represents your Charisma. Give in to habits that will improve these three Qs, especially your EQ and SQ.

Now there is a 4th one, a new paradigm:

4. The Adversity Quotient (AQ): The measure of your ability to go through a rough patch in life, and come out of it without losing your mind.

When faced with troubles, AQ determines who will give up, who will abandon their family, and who will consider su***de.

Parents please expose your children to other areas of life than just Academics. They should adore manual labour (never use work as a form of punishment), Sports and Arts.

Develop their IQ, as well as their EQ, SQ and AQ. They should become multifaceted human beings able to do things independently of their parents.

Finally, do not prepare the road for your children. Prepare your children for the road."

05/03/2025

Remember that you are just an ordinary dust

03/03/2025

Please reply as a first son

28/02/2025

😂😂😂 JOKES TIME 😂😂😂

1. Rich men with shape_less Children 🥺

2. Poor man with family Planning 😞

3. I don't have time to look for emojis

"I love you BaBe👞"

4. Omo Tough times don dey last oo😑

5. The way I'm so broke now ehh I'm thinking of photocopying my last 10 naira🤧

6. You don see as any girl complain of cement price?
E no consign them!
My broda chase your dream oo.🚶 🚶‍♂️

7. Dear Guys
Don't ever toast a lady you met at a wedding reception... Because the makeup they wear that day ehh, E fit paint 2 bedroom flats😑😑

8. He who leaves the main road,, and followed a bush part,, must make up his mind to see unwanted S**t 💩
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Emmajesus chinedu 1956✍️

9. Every girl has a story about how their hair used to be long😒

10. If them promise you something no put mind

~Tinubu💀🤝

11. During dry season,,NEPA no bring light 🥺what of this rainy season!!
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Dear Edo people,,na Darkness win Am🤝

12. Newspaper Don cost 😔
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Aboki begin reduce am from suya 😞

13. Try learn Good English 🙏
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Make your opponent no go win you for court because of English 🤲😑

14. Why you go tell person say after God create am finish God go
backyard go laugh😑😑

15. Who trek today fit buy new slippers continue moving tomorrow.
Benz no be 2k😑

16. Even people wey never buy land dey follow? us complain about the price of cement.
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Wetin concern Davido with dread😒

17. Una see woman way day ride bike,,una day hail am🙌
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What if you come see the one way day ride plantain leaf for night 😹😑

18. A man was sentenced to 7 years imprisonment for ra**ng a girl, but the girl wanted to r**e him back as his punishment😩😩
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28/02/2025

What we discussed is fencing, uprooting the tree was not among😎😎

28/02/2025

You must laugh 😂😂😂
1. 👱🏿‍♂️ Yesterday a visitor shocked me, I gave him juice to take then he was like; I will take after eating, Excuse me sir after eating what??🤔😂😂
2. 👱🏿‍♂️Na when you begin pay house rent, you go know say 1 year no reach 12 month 😌😂😂
3. 👱🏿‍♂️ Happiness is when you close the door to kill a snake and NEPA take light,
Chai temple run reloaded 😂😂😂.........
4. 👱🏿‍♂️Every cheating story you hear is all about Men but when you talk about DNA test that's when you see women collapsing 😒😂😂
5. 👱🏿‍♂️My neighbor goat 🐐 is missing, instead of him to come and ask me, he just travelled straight to their village 😒😒😂
Is that how to do things? 😌😂
6. 👱🏿‍♂️ Dating an uneducated girl is not a problem, up until you send her a "good night" text
And she replies with "thank you love may your soul rest in peace"😂😂😂
7.👱🏿‍♂️ Babe I swear I love you even if you ask me to choose between you and a trip to Dubai, I promise I will be thinking about you in the plane 😅😂🤣🤣
8. 👱🏿‍♂️ Okada men and gist on bike, breeze won't let you hear Dem 😌
OKADA MAN: hjsjsidkkeoehdjdidjdjdjdjsieb
ME: na true, I hear am for news yesterday 😅😅😂😂
9.👱🏿‍♂️ My girlfriend took me to her family yesterday, they asked me to wait outside while discussing a serious family matter, I waited for 1 hour only to find out they were eating 😌😅😂
10. 👱🏿‍♂️If relationship is not working for you, you can try other ship like "entrepreneurship or workmanship Even worship sef and warship( after all ship na ship) 🙆‍♂️,😜😜... Wisdom no go k!ll me oo😅😂😂
11. 👱🏿‍♂️ Someone will make a post, you will see it, read it, laugh and not like it😏😏
No wonder food no dey reach you for occasion 🏃🏃😂😂
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28/02/2025

If you believe type Amen

28/02/2025

Work on yourself everyday, little by little, chip away, until your true self is revealed.

24/02/2025

If you think that am lying, ask
Chukwu Donatus
Nwekpa Collins Lucky
Chukwu Donatus

22/02/2025

Please make una help me, I want to marry joy

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