18/09/2025
1. As soon as they notice your relatiønship is very smooth BOOM they tell your partner what you did in 1944😁😁😁
Pls follow
2. Have you noticed that after scrātçhing your ítçhy ânús, the Dëvîl will always whisper, ''now smēll your fingers my child''.😂
Pls follow
3. ..You stay awake till 12:00am just to tell someone's girlfriēnd happy birthday
Accurate time ⌚keeper... Weldon Sir! Assistant boyfriēnd 😂😂
4. “I mïss you”...”I mïss you too” is the anthem for long distance relātionship ”I wish you are here” is the chorus😂🤣😂
5. iPhone 16 is out....this one does not play music,the artist comes out and perform it live😂
I move 🚶🚶🚶
6. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darlíng, Hōney, Love." What’s the seçrët?" Old man : I forgøt her name and I’m sçäred to ask her!😀😀😀
7. Dāting a fat girl is fun, until u carry her and thrôw her on the bed and the bed divides like the red sea...🏃♂️🏃♂️🙆♂️🤪😂
8. When you are single nobody likes you, but once you are in a seríous relātionship, Boom💥 crúshes, wītçhes, admires, w!zards, vâmp!res, even ghøst appēar 🤣🤣🤣
Let me come and be going🚶🏽♀️🚶🏽♀️🚶🏽♀️🚶🏽♀️
9. GUCCI said they haven't sold any of their products in Africa; *Abeg wetin una dey wear since?🙄😄
10. U.S MECHANIC : Sir we think your car is due for service we need to díagnōse the car to know the fāúlt sir
NAIJA MECHANIC: oga start the car ... øff am ..start am again ..give am firë .. tutor am well ..oga e be like say na ur battery ooo 😂
11. All those boys that are plaitíng hair and putting on earríngs 😇
May God add mēnstrúatiôn to your swāg😂
12. Have you noticed that the person you don't love keeps doing the right thing but the one you love bēhäves like ev!l spïrit.😂😂
13.People are busy cúddlíng their boo and bae, while me I am here posting jokes in this côld weather.😩
And some want to go without reaçtíng 🙄 and sharing 😓🚶