22/08/2026
😂 AMAKA IN LAGOS — EPISODE 11
“AMAKA DISCOVERS ONLINE SHOPPING” 📱📦😂
Amaka had finally accepted that Lagos people could order cars from their phones.
She still didn't understand how...
But she had decided not to ask too many questions. 😂
One afternoon, Madam was sitting on the sofa, scrolling through her phone.
Amaka walked past.
Then she stopped.
Madam was looking at pictures of clothes, shoes and handbags.
Amaka leaned closer.
“Madam?”
“Yes?”
“What are you doing?”
“I'm shopping.”
Amaka looked around.
“Shopping?”
“Yes.”
Amaka looked at the phone.
Then at Madam.
“Where is the shop?”
Madam laughed.
“It's online.”
Amaka looked confused.
“Online?”
“Yes.”
“Where is online?”
😭😭😭😂
Madam pointed at her phone.
“You choose what you want here, pay for it, and they'll deliver it to the house.”
Amaka stared at the phone.
“You mean...”
“Yes?”
“You can buy something without going to the market?”
“Yes.”
Amaka slowly sat beside her.
“So nobody will shout?”
“No.”
“Nobody will say, 'Madam, come and buy from me'?”
“No.”
“Nobody will follow you around?”
“No.”
Amaka nodded thoughtfully.
“Hmm.”
Then she looked at the screen again.
“This Lagos thing is actually good sometimes.” 😂
Madam continued scrolling.
Suddenly Amaka saw a beautiful handbag.
“Madam!”
“What?”
“Buy that one!”
Madam laughed.
“You want it?”
“Yes, ma.”
“Okay.”
Madam clicked ADD TO CART.
Amaka's eyes widened.
“What did you just do?”
“I added it to the cart.”
Amaka looked around the room.
“Where is the cart?”
😭😭😭😂😂😂
Madam burst out laughing.
“The cart is on the phone!”
Amaka looked at the screen.
“Madam, I don't see any cart.”
“It's the shopping cart icon.”
Amaka shook her head.
“Ah-ah. Even the cart is inside the phone?”
😂😂😂
Madam finally placed the order.
“Now we wait for delivery.”
Amaka nodded.
“How long?”
“Maybe tomorrow.”
Amaka smiled.
“Okay.”
The next day, a dispatch rider arrived.
Amaka opened the gate.
The rider handed her a package.
“Delivery for Madam.”
Amaka collected it.
She stared at the package.
Then looked down the street.
Then back at the package.
She ran inside.
“Madam!”
“Yes?”
“The thing you bought inside the phone has arrived!” 😭😂😂
Madam couldn't stop laughing.
Amaka shook her head.
“But Madam...”
“Yes?”
“Next time, I want to buy something.”
“Okay.”
“What?”
“A husband.”
Madam nearly fell off the sofa. 😂😂😂
TO BE CONTINUED... ❤️
