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20/04/2023

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18/04/2023

😂Shadrach is here again😂😂😂
1. If not for yahøo boys , some girls for Nevēr sleep inside room wey get AC 😌
2. Girls with big foreheads don't forget easily. They will remind you of the things you did on 21st of July , 2008 20:05pm. That external hard drive on their head is working over time 😂😂😂
3. Some guys are looking for girls with standing boøbs! Bros kindly remove your boxers , take a look at your balls if they are standing idiøt😏😏
4. The way people inside keke look at you when trēkking eehn , as if they are inside private jet 😂😂
5. I don't know who needs to see this post , but the habit if cleaning your hands and mouth with curtain when no one sees you..... MUST STOP!🚶🚶🚶🚶
6. You asked me for 2k, i say i no get. You went to your status and uploaded "Life is a circle".....see even if life na trapezium or cubic...i still no get 😂😂
7. 1 wig , 6 users
Aunty kilode ?... Laise helmet awon opay 😂🤷🏃🏃🏃🏃
8. If dem catch thīef , they no dey burn am again 😏....
Fuel don cost 🤷😂😂😂😂
9. Nawa for some men o😂, small chats you will be hearing "I can't wait to wrap you in my arms"😂.... Peleeoo elewe moinmoin 😏😏😂😂
10. If you want perfect guy, just be patient my sister, Jesus is coming soon*🙄
11. I want a boyfriend who can put my picture on their gate write "beware of him , he is my girlfriend*😂😂
12. A relationship without s£x makes you to focus on important things like "chēating"😂😂
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18/04/2023

SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"

DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?"

SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"

DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?"

SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"

DAD: "If you must know, I make $100 an hour."

SON: "Oh! (With his head down).

SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow $50?"
The father was furious.

DAD: "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior."

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.

The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think:

Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $ 50 and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

DAD: "Are you asleep, son?"

SON: "No daddy, I'm awake".

DAD: "I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier. It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $50 you asked for."

The little boy sat straight up, smiling.

SON: "Oh, thank you daddy!"

Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.

DAD: "Why do you want more money if you already have some?"

SON: "Because I didn't have enough, but now I do.

"Daddy, I have $100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I want to play with you."

The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness. It's just a short reminder to all

18/04/2023

Hmmmm

16/04/2023

Imagine 🙄😲👀

15/04/2023

Hi guys 💕