26/07/2025
FUNNY JOKES πππ
1). I open my fridge this morning...
Just pure water and onion dey look me like say na them pay rent ππ₯Άπ
2). I told my boss Iβm late because of trafficβ¦
He say:
βYou no sabi leave your house before the traffic wake up?β π©π€
Na this kind grammar dey fire destiny!
3). When she say: βI love natural guysβ
But your mouth dey smell natural too and now she ghost you ππ¨π
4). I bought new shoe for β¦2,500β¦
After 2 days, the shoe talk: βBros, my duty is doneβ
Now e dey bend like say e get arthritis πππ
5). That moment you hear gunshot in your dream and wake up to loud firework in real life β
Omo, village people no dey sleep o π«π«π
6). I ask my crush: βDo you believe in love at first sight?β
She reply: βYes, but not with you.β
ππ God when? God why??
7). I was fighting sleep to read Bibleβ¦
Next thing I know, Iβm dreaming of Jesus telling me to face my book πππ
8). My landlord ask for rent increaseβ¦
I ask am if him dey add AC and DSTV to the compound too π©π
He say: βYou dey talk too much, better pack go!β π
9). That embarrassment when your phone ring in church and itβs playing Zinoleesky π³πΆ
Now usher dey look you like devil pikin ππββοΈ
10). Me: βBabe, I want to spoil youβ
Her: βAwwwn, how?β
Me: βI go send you 1GB weekly till I make it in life.β π©πΆπ
She βBlock me.β
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