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17/09/2025

A Doctor and Engineer entered a chocolate store.

As they were busy looking around, the Doctor st0le 3 Chocolates bars.

As they left the store, the Doctor said to the Engineer,
"Man! I'm the bést thief ever, i stole 3 Chocolates bars and no one saw me. You can't béat that! "

The Engineer replied,
" Okay, you wanna see something better? Let's go back to the store and I'll show you real stealing. "

So they both went up to the Counter and the Engineer said to the shop Boy, "Hey, would you like to see some Màgic? "
The shop Boy replied, " Yes! "

The Engineer said, " Give me one Chocolate bar". The shop Boy gave him one and he ate it.
He asked for the second and he ate that one as well.
He asked for the third which he also ate too.

The shop Boy asked, " Okay, what are you trying to pull here? Where's the magic? "

The Engineer replied, " Check in my Friend's pocket.
You'll find all 3 chocolate bars."
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17/09/2025

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A King had a male servant who, in all circumstances always said to him:
My king, do not be discouraged because everything God does is perfect, no mistakes.
One day, they went hunting and a wild animal attacked the king.
The servant managed to kill the animal but couldn't prevent his majesty from losing a finger.
Furious and without showing gratitude, the King said:
If God was good, I would not have been attacked and lost one finger.
The servant replied, 'despite all these things, I can only tell you that God is good and everything He does is perfect, He is never wrong'.
Outraged by the response, the king ordered the arrest of his servant.
While being taken to prison, he told the king again, God is Good & Perfect.
Another day, the king left alone for another hunt and was captured by savages who use human beings for sacrifice.
On the altar, the savages found out that the king didn't have one finger in place, he was released because he was considered not "complete" to be offered to the gods.
On his return to the palace, he ordered the release of his servant and said; My friend, God was really good to me.
I was almost killed but for lack of single finger, I was let go.
But I have a question; If God is so good, why did He allow me to put you in prison?
His servant replied; My king, if I had not been put in prison, I would have gone with you, and would have been sacrificed, because I have no missing finger.
Everything God does is perfect, He is never wrong.
Often we complain about life, and the negative things that happen to us, forgetting that everything happens for a purpose.
God knows why you are reading this information right now.
God is good and perfect!!
My dear friend, a good attitude will determine your altitude.
When you look at your life, career, job or family life, what do you say???
Do you praise God??
Do you blame the Satan??
A good attitude towards God makes Him move on your behalf.
Just sit down and say, Today ,
I am thankful I had a peaceful sleep, I am thankful I am alive with possibilities,
I am thankful I have a roof over me,
I am thankful I have a job,
I am thankful that I have Family and Friends.
Above all, I am thankful that I have God in my life .
Be blessed and don't be envious or shocked when others are prospering because you don't know what they have been through to get there (test, trials and tribulation).
So thank God for what you have.
"Little is much when God is in it.
It Is Well With God's grace.
If God is for us, who can be against us??
Don't read if you can't comment .
God has seen you struggling with something.
God says it's over.
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A girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend coming,🥺🙆🏾‍♂️
GIRL: have you come to collect your book titled "DADDY IS AT HOME? By Ngozi Okafor

BOY: No i want to collect your hymn book called "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?

GIRL: I don't have that one but maybe you should take the other one titled UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by Chimamanda Adichie

BOY: fine, but don't forget to bring THE CALLED I WILL CALL YOU IN 7MINUTES" while coming to school

GIRL OK, I will also bring you a new one too titled" I WON'T LET YOU DOWN, by China Achebe then............

DAD: those books are too many will he reason them all?

GIRL: Yes dad he is very smart and intelligent

DAD: okay don't forget to give him the one on the table titled" I AM NOT STUPID I UNDERSTOOD EVERY THING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by wizkid Ayo and also the one on the dining table titled" IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED" by Wole Soyinka
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16/09/2025

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1. If he slaps you during courtship, my sister, he's rehearsing what will happen during marriage.
Be wise!!🤔🚶🚶

2. If you can endure your own fart under the blanket, my brother, this Nigeria's problem cannot kiss you🤷🤷🤷😉😉😉😉😉😉😉

3. My sister, you have failed as a lady if your stomach is bigger than your bu**um.
Take it or leave it.🙄🙄🤷🤷🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

4. The reason why am still in this country is that Amala is expensive in London.😲🙆🙆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

5. People who judge others by what they post on social media have the strongest mouth odour.
Don't argue, this is science.🤪🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅

6. A girl who knows her worth can never date more than one man at the same time.
I know guys are smiling because they like something like this🤗🤔😎😎😎😎😎😎

7. Two words you must not pronounce a public is "HYUNDAI and HUAWEI". These words can disgrace you and your family to the core.🙆🙆🙆🙆🤷🤷🤷🤷😂😂😂😂

8. Continue skipping my posts without liking it, that's how I will skip you food and drinks without giving you on my wedding day.
You will see.🙄🙄🙄🙄😉😉😉😉😉😉

9. One guy stole one leg of shoe from boutique, now he's looking for someone who has one leg so he will sell it to.
If I mention where he's from now, it will look as if am abusing Edo people.😲😲😲🏃🏃🏃😂😂😂😂😂😂

10. I missed my flight to Germany, so I landed in Ghana.
After all, na "G" start both of them.🤷🤷🤷🤷😕😕😕

11. So after 3 rounds and she's still shouting "Harder! Harder!!".
Auntie wait, you think dick comes with power bank?🤔🤔🤔😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

12. Secondary school reunion is a scam!
Nobody misses you, they just want to know if you have made it in life.🙅🙅🙅😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

13. I heard that when Igbo men watches iron man, all they see is spare parts.😂😂😂😂
Na hear i hear ooo😆🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

14. I don't care if he's from heaven or his name is FAITHFULLY, my sister, as long as his phone and charger are not of the same product.
FORGET IT! He can never be faithful🙅🙅🙅🙅🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷😀😀😀😀😀

15. Some girls enjoy being used, you know very well that the guy has a girlfriend, yet you still chuck your head put.
Dem use d!ck swear for you???🤷🤷🤷🙆🙆🙆🙆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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15/09/2025

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1. A man took his radio for repairs. When the radio was opened, a big rat jumped out and ran away. The man shouted help! help!!, the newscaster is escaping.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2. Three pastors met and agreed to confess their sins to one another. The first pastor said “my problem is stealing”. “I always take money from the general purse”, please, brethren, pray for me. The second pastor said, “My problem is lust whenever I see any beautiful women my desire will be to go to bed with her. Please pray for me”.
Turning to the third pastor to hear his own problem, he started crying and said, “My problem is gossip immediately we leave this place everybody will hear what you two just told me.😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
3. A man was travelling by 1:00am alone in his car. He got to a check point; policeman stopped him and asked for his particulars which he provided. Not knowing how to get money from him, the policeman said, I charge you for driving alone at this time of the day, “If you come get accident who go tell your people?” the man replied, “I’m not alone, angel Gabriel, Angel Micheal, angel Raphael and all the saints are with me”. The policeman shouted, “all these people inside this your small car?” I charge you for overload!”🤣🤣🤣🤣

4. Two villages decided to have a drinking competition. A week to the competition, village A sent a delegate to village to confirm if the competition will still hold. On arrival, the people of village B brought 20 litres of their strongest agogoro as kola. The delegate from village A asked if he could taste it and he was permitted. He finished the 20 litres at once, and then said “this is ok, where is the main drink?” The people of village B shouted “come o, are you among the competitors? He said, “Me eee? No ooo, am not qualified.
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15/09/2025

* Mathematical differences:*
5+5=10.
6+4=10.
4+6=10.
10-0=10.
10+0=10.
12-2=10.
11-1=10.
14-4=10.
18-8=10.
20/2=10.
30/3=10.
70/7=10.
10x1=10.
1+2+7= 10.
*>>What is my point??*
*>>My point is that there are so many ways of getting to your final destination.*🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️

*>>GOD may not take you through the same way He took your mom, dad, friend or colleague.*🤗🤗

*>>What matters is that He will take you to your destination if you don't give up.*🥰

*>>At times, you get there by adding things and people in your life.*🥰

*>>Other times you will get there by subtracting certain things and people from your life.*🤗🤗
*>>Other times, you may need the multiplying effect of seed, information and relationships...*🤗🤗
*>>Other times, division and separation might be inevitable...*🤗🤗
*>>"Some of these may not be fun"..*🤗
*>>What matters is not the (addition, subtraction, multiplication or division)..*🤗
*>>Yes, the process may differ. But the destination is still the same..*🤗
*>>All things will work together for your good and expected end....Don't give up on the process!*🤗
*>>You are the clay in God's hands. Do not reject The Lord when He adds and subtracts things.*🤗
*>>Do not resist. And in the process learn to let go when He subtracts.*🤗

*>>Stop crying, lamenting, and drowning in tears of pity and fear of moving on.*💐
*>>Every circumstance is building you for the castle The Lord has prepared for you.*💐

*>>All things will work together for your good.....Head or tail you will win.*🤝

*>>Don't give up on the process. Don't walk away from the game..*🥰

*>>The match has already been decided in your favour*..💐🤗

*>>Here is my conclusion and answer;*
*>>YOU WILL BE WHAT GOD HAS DESTINED YOU TO BE BY HIS GRACE, IF YOU KEEP STEADFASTLY IN PRAYING AND TRUSTING GOD, LIVING HOLY LIFE UNTIL THE END.
*!Remain Blessed!*👏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
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14/09/2025

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A teacher asks her students to bring tomatoes in a plastic bag at school.

With each tomato will be given a name of the hated person. In this way, the number of tomatoes brought by each student will equal the number of people he hates in the class.

The next day, the children brought their tomatoes well processed. Some had two, others had three and still others had five, twenty, and even thirty tomatoes in keeping with the number of people that each student hates.

So a student who hates 5 people brings 5 tomatoes and the one who hates 30 of his peers brings 30 tomatoes.

The teacher then tells them they should carry the tomatoes with them wherever they go for two weeks.

Days passed, children began to complain about the decay and smell of tomatoes. Students who had a lot of tomatoes say it was heavy to carry and the smell was unbearable.

After a week, the teacher asks how they felt this week? "

The children complained of the terrible odor and heavy weight of the tomatoes, especially those who carried more tomatoes.

The teacher tells them, "It's very similar to what you wear in your hearts when you do not like certain people. Hate makes your heart unhealthy and you carry its foul odor wherever you go.

If you can not stand the smell of tomato embarrassment for a week, imagine the impact of bitterness on your hearts every day of your life. "

The heart is a beautiful garden that needs regular cleaning of unwanted weeds. Forgive those who put you or will make you angry. Always tolerate each other and never miss a chance to make peace.🥰🤝🤝💐
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Where are the story lovers😍😍😍

A father told his daughter, "Congrats on your graduation. I bought you a car a while back. I want you to have it now."
Before I give it to you, take it to a car dealer in the city and sell it. See how much they offer.”

The girl came back to her father and said: "They offered me $10,000 dollars because it looks very old"
Father said: "Ok, now take it to the pawn shop".

The girl returns to her father and said: "The pawn shop offered $1,000 dollars because it's a very old car and a lot of work done".

The father told her to join a passionate car club with experts and show them the car. The girl drove to the passionate car club. She returned to her father after a few hours and told him, “Some people in the club offered me $100,000 dollars because its a rare car that's in good condition.”

Then the father said, "I wanted to let you know that you are not worth anything if you are not in the right place. If you are not appreciated, do not be angry, that means you are in the wrong place. "Don't stay in a place where no one sees your value ."🤝🥰🥰

13/09/2025

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1. Malaria drugs of ₦250 is now ₦4500, I swear any mosquito I lay my hands on will regret being a mosquito🙆😩😩😩

2. If you ask someone for his phone number and he replied with: siro hate siro
tiri tiri fife fife tiri wan wan sis. That's my
hen ti hen nomber . That person is a Yoruba man. Yeee who slapped me?🙆🤣🤣🤣🤣

3. Instead of buying insecticide of 1k I will rather allow mosquito to bite and buy #400 malaria drugs and use the remaining #600 to buy suya😋🥴🥴🥴

4. A 60 years old lady was standing next to a
railing on a cruise ship. She was using both
hands to hold her hat onto her head so it
wouldn't be blown away.
A gentleman approached her & said,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you but the wind is blowing your dress up."
The lady replied, "Sir, if I take my hands off my hat, it will be blown away."
"I understand madam... but u aren't wearing
any panties", replied the gentleman.
The lady looked down then back up at the gentleman & said, "Sir, anything u see down there is 60yrs old. I bought this hat just
yesterday."🚶🚶😎😂😂

5. First bank dey Vex o. Message I received from them this Morning...
"Dear Customer, we warned you 5 years ago and we are here to warn you again . Your bank account with balance of: N0.015
has been restricted and banned due to the instruction by CBN regarding Bank
Verification Number You will no longer be
able
to deposit or withdraw money from your bank account.
Please kindly return our withdrawal booklet and the ATM Card we issued you as you could not even be kind enough to come and
verify your account after we opened it free
of charge for you and still dashed you N1000 as bonus which you withdrew immediately without leaving a dime for us . We do not want to involve the police in this matter because na God go punish you and we swear; we will not warn you again , so just respect yourself and return all the bank documents we gave you before, na thunder go strike u there. Idiot😉😅😅😅

6.Do you know why a previous relationship
is called EX? it's not the term 4 d past.
EX is short for EXpired🤤😅😅🤷

7. You sent me a message , I'm typing and you're also typing, okay I'll wait for you,
you're also waiting for me and you stopped typing, okay I want to type and
you're typing
again. Are u sure you're not mad like this.🥴🙄

8. Let MTN just forget this ₦1,500 airtime I'm
owning 😤😤😤

9. Chioma cooked for Davido and he fell in
love and buy her a Porsche car now they married, you cooked
for your boyfriend and he regain more
energy and kill you on bed..😩🥴🥴🥴

10. If you fart and sneeze at the same time it
called screenshot 🤣🤣🥴🚶🚶

11. The Chinese invented a machine to detect thieves in different countries they used d machine in England it detected 45 thieves in an hour dey went to Mexico dey detected 100 in 45 minutes they brought the machine to Africa to use in Ghana 15 minutes 500 thieves in Cameron 10 minutes 480 thieves in Nigeria 5 minutes dey stole the machine .🥴🧐🧐

12. I was just wondering those who got married during d time of coin . How did de spray them?Were they stoning them with
coins or how? 🙄😅😅😅

13. When a lady wants to leave you for no
reason she be like ...."I saw you yawning
without closing your mouth my children can't
grow around such a reckless man..🤣🤣🤣

14. Davido is worth 30billion and he bought
45million porsche for his chioma That is
0.15% of his money.
Your boo is worth 20k (NYSC alowee) and
you're asking 10k. Do you want to kill him ? Why can't you ask for 0.15% of his 20k which is 30naira ? Wickedness will finish some girls in this country. Chaii! 🥺😤😤

15. I was in church when pastor said:"pray
that the house you're living should be yours"
Na em i begin dey fire prayer until i felt a
sudden tap and behold my LANDLORD with
chewing stick said:"if you pray finish come
and pack your loads" 😩🙆

16. A Rabbit entered a shop and asked: "Do you have carrots ?". They said, "NO, we don't have."
The following day the rabbit came to the shop and asked again, "Do you have carrot s?"
They replied angrily , " We said we don't have carrots, if you come back again asking,
we gonna screw a nail in your head with a
hammer !" The third day the rabbi t came yet again and asked, "Do you have a hammer ? They replied, "NO."
He said, "What about nails ?" They said, "NO."
Then he calmly asked, "Do you have carrots ?" Don't let the devil scare you, he doesn't have anything. Just pursue your dreams.😅🤷🤷

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