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24/07/2025

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24/07/2025

Every Nigerian babe get three boyfriends
Boo, bestie and big head😔🤣🤣🤣🤣

Said a man😌😅😅 I told my son he would marry a girl I choose"... He said NO!*�•*I told him the person is Obama's daughter�...
24/07/2025

Said a man😌😅😅
I told my son he would marry a girl I choose"... He said NO!*�
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*I told him the person is Obama's daughter�... He said YES*�
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*I called Obama to let him know that "my son will marry his daughter" - He said "No"*�
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*I told Obama, my son is the CEO of world bank.� He said YES*��
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*I called the president of world bank and told him to make my son the CEO. He said NO*��
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*I told him that my son is Obama's son- in- law�. He said YES*��
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*"This is just how the world works these days"���... In most cases, you must know someone, or someone that knows someone in order to be accepted. It is all about connection";*
*EVEN TO GET A PLATE OF RICE IN A WEDDING NOW NEEDS CONNECTION....�*

*THE BEST CONNECTION IS TO KNOW YOUR CREATOR*

As for me and you that have God as our only connector don't worry GOD WILL CHANGE OUR LIVES FOR GOOD VERY SOON 🙋🙋🙋
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1. The only thing you fit use oppress me now na if you snap picture with Jesus 🧑🏻‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯2. Every N...
24/07/2025

1. The only thing you fit use oppress me now na if you snap picture with Jesus 🧑🏻‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯

2. Every Nigerian babe get three boyfriends
Boo, bestie and big head😔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤧

3. Once I notice I’m sharing you I’ll just leave you for them. Na soulmate I want, not hotspot 🙄🧑🏻‍🦯

4. Nigerian parents phone screen brightness fit kill vampires 😂
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5. Teacher: History test will be easy today.
*
History Test:Who killed 2pac?😔🤕
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6. The closer I get to you, the less proper English I speak. I can't be stressing my tongue on you 😂
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7. 👩‍🏫: who is the richest man in Africa??
*
👦🏿: Obi Cubana and friends😑
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8. All girls do is make noodles and call it cooking 🙄🙄
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

9. Imagine bending over waiting for him to slide it in , then you feel him wiping your ass with a toilet paper 🤤💔
🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

10. The main reason why I opened my page, is to make you guys more happy. That is why I want you to follow the page🥰

🎉 I've earned the fan favourite badge this week, recognising me for consistently having meaningful conversations with my...
23/07/2025

🎉 I've earned the fan favourite badge this week, recognising me for consistently having meaningful conversations with my fans while sharing unique, relatable content.
Abi Na lie 😒😁😁

🙅🏻‍♂️🤨🤨🤨1)I strongly believe my neighbor has opened a church in his room with his girlfriend. Since 3:00pm I am only hea...
23/07/2025

🙅🏻‍♂️🤨🤨🤨
1)I strongly believe my neighbor has opened a church in his room with his girlfriend. Since 3:00pm I am only hearing: Oh my God, oh my God...*

Could this be church
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
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2) Judge:Why did police arrest u?
him:for shopping 2 early.
Judge:well that's not a crime ....how Early were u shopping ?

Him:befor The shop owner opened.😁

👇🏾😂👇🏾🙆🏽‍♂👇🏾🤦🏾‍♀👇🏾🤣

3) Mad people are also boring nowadays.
They don't even chase again
😏😏😔

4)He bought you fried rice, chicken and soft drink and since then you can't get him out of your mind. My sister, you're not in love you're hungry*🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😊😂

5) Assumimg I see pepper soup and cold maltina this afternoon,shebi this eyes wey dey turn me go clear🤪🤪🤪😜😜😜😵😵😵

6) After eating gala and bigi cola alone inside Bus you now dey ask me what is time.Na 33:10cm 😠😠😠
nonsense🤪🤪🤪

7) Feel at home doesn't mean you should enter my kitchen do amala, warm soup and remove two meat. Economy is bad oo🤷🤷😫🙈🤣😋

8) A friend told me an onion is the only foodstuff that can make u cry, I laffed & threw a coconut at his head. He's still cryin since 2am🤣

9)😂The brain is wonderful. It works from when u're born & doesn't stop until...u fall in love! Then u become a classic Mumu!😁

10)A hot secretary came angrily out of her boss' office. Her colleague asked what Happened? You went inside in a happy mood.*
*She replied: He asked me are you free tonight? I said absolutely free. That bastard gave me 45 pages to type!!!!*

😂😂😂

*Women always have bad things in mind.*🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

11)My sister if you want to marry, marry a man with a good surname
Which one is Mrs Kate Onuihe😳🙆🙆🤔🤔🚶🚶🚶

12) My wedding invitation card is out.
TICKETS
REGULAR = 10k,VIP 50k, TABLE for 4 1m,
And People dat will stay outside 2k..😋

13)This Coronavirus is now out of control,please wash your hands before you post anything in this group and wash ur phone after group chat please 🙏🙏🙏 😆 😆```

14)Learn to sn**ch people's partners......... Some are not happy in their relationship..*
*Rescue someone today. Am available to rescue anyone ohh* 🤣🤣🤣

15) Those studying Pharmacy, Nursing and Medicine. Please at what stage do they teach you people bad handwriting?🤔

16) Ladies,
Abeg make una stop to dey wear transparent mini-skirts to funeral.
We can't be mourning & be h***y at The same time. Who dey cry dey see road. 🙆💁

17)I hate it when I'm singing a song and someone starts to correct me...what if I'm making a remix*.

🙈🙈🙈🤣🤣🤣

18)Witchcraft is Real*
_My friend was telling me how good his girlfriend is in bed_
*I accidentally said "I KNOW"*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

19)The last 2 girls l dated are now in UK, l am not saying l want to date u, but dont u want to be in UK?*🥱

20) The problem with men of nowadays is that they don't know Adam used to give Eve money every day. But that day he didn't, she ate the Apple.😂😂😂

21) My sister hustle o make your boyfriend no go put another girl's picture for status because you no get data to view 😂😆🤣

22) If I am owing you money, calm down
I just typed 'Amen' on a post getting rich in 7 days. So chill am gonna be rich next week.
🤣🤣🤣🤣

23) House pls pray for me,
I'm in a serious issue, this is my third time of attending a wedding reception and Rice no reach me
😭😭😭

24)Girl is crying* Dad: Why you crying? Girl: My boyfriend dumped me! Dad: (Grabs shot gun) Ill be back.. A while later dad comes back Girl: What the hell! why did you go kill him! Dad: I didnt Girl: Where did you go? Dad: To get you icecream :D Girl: Why the hell did you bring the shot gun?! Dad: So I could get it for free!*
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

25) An invitation for a drink is an invitation for s*x.If you don't like him just say 'no'.If you like him just shave.🤓

26) I live in a generation where a single lady will ignore a single man to pursue a married man just because she likes the way he treats his wife.

Mara how's this ge gender yeh🤔🤔

27)Court and church marriage won't stop her from cheating. Bring her to the shrine where she will drink dog blood and swear thunder.*

You go enjoy her alone.
😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😉😉😉
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28) After 23 years of marriage, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said: ABCDEFGHIJK.
"What does that mean?" she asked.
"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot" he replied.
Smiling, she asked: What about IJK?
He replied: I'm Just Kidding!
😂😂😂😂😳😳😳
And the fight started

🥴😁😁😁

23/07/2025

Just because someone say they're SINGLE, doesn't mean they're not having Séx.
PARKED CARS GET HIT TOO 😒🤣🤣

1) ladies If yuh want a perfect man , just be patient my sister, Jesus Is Coming Soon*🙄2)OYINBO HAS DONE IT AGAIN!!!**Yo...
22/07/2025

1) ladies If yuh want a perfect man , just be patient my sister, Jesus Is Coming Soon*🙄

2)OYINBO HAS DONE IT AGAIN!!!*

*You can now check your weight on your phone; just dial *158 #, put your phone on the ground then stand on it, if you want accurate reading, just jump on it and quickly check out the reading.*

*No need to thank me for this info. Haba!!! What are we friends for?*

*Just try it now*😜😜😜😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

3)A Relationship without Séx helps you to focus on*
*important things like Cheating**
🙈🙈🙈😒🤣🤣

4)I want a Girlfriend who can put my picture on their gate and write "Beware of him, he is my boyfriend"😁😂*

5)If her name is ESTHER and she has BLEACHED her skin.....just call her ESTABLISHED*🤣🤪

6)I met my former geography teacher and he asked me wat I do for a living I told him I sell metamorphic rocks*😂

7)Teacher I killed a person tell me this sentence in future tense. Student in future tense u r going in jail 🤣😂🤣😂* 😁😆

7)I Can't Live Without You Is Marrying This Saturday* 😒

8)I heard that rich people don't eat much I hardly finish my meal these days 😏* 😏
*You saying something lord ??🥺🙏*

9) Our men don't cheat, they just want to know the difference between and 😋😋🙌

10)Pls If you know that you don't really love me pls don't jokingly call me DEAR or DARLING ..because I dey quickly fall in love*

11)Why is that when a lady spend a night in a guy's house, the phone never* *rings till she goes??*
*Is it a network problem?🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣*

12)The smell of garlic lasts longer than lagos relationships.*

13)I no dey check my account balance again Anywhere my card decline I go wash plate*😒

14)I never see how sweet a 🍞 can be that will make me stay on a queue for it* 😏😏😏😏😏

*Hustle for daily bread, still hustle for ShopRite own🙄🙄🙄*

15)Nigerian Government UAR government...*
*Y'all should just getat!!!* *You always fail in keeping Promises Ordinary to block SIM cards today that's 21th is work for you people* 😏😏😏😏

16)Forget about Dogs🦮🦮🦮,have you ever been chased by Tolotolo* 🦃🦃🦃
_That animal na cultist_ .
😭

17)Have you taken first* *position in class before?*
*Don't lie like our parents* *please😂*

18)Since nobody wanna be my bae here*😍😪

*Let me kuku spend my 10 thousand naira alone* 🚶🚶

19)Common Yahoo yahoo, una no fit teach person; if na cult I one join now, 5 seconds ona go don carry person enter bush* 😂

20)Welcome to Nigeria where women call their Husband “Baby” But call Their son “my husband”. Confused generation* 🤨😂😂

21)English: I'm broke*
*Pidgin: I no get shishi*
*NIV: I don't have money*
*KJV: Henceforth, let it be known unto thee, that the pocket of my garment consist of nothing but emptiness. 💔😢*

😏😏😏😏😏

22)Nice one*
*Warning*
*Avoid Oshogbo w**d
My neighbor dropped his child in the office and drove himself to school* 😂😂🚶🚶

23)Cultist dey toast you you go dey tell am say you dey serious relationship with me?? When that one start Na 😩 😭* 😭

24) Someone's serious boyfriend is busy watching p**n videos right now 🤣🤣

25)Life chicken-5,500*
*KFC chicken-17,500*
*People only value you when u are dead .😳
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This afternoon my neighbor that was washing was a singing a song using the Rhythm of the.. Christian song *🎵Prayer is t...
22/07/2025

This afternoon my neighbor that was washing was a singing a song using the Rhythm of the..

Christian song *🎵Prayer is the key* . He sang;

🎵🎶Yahoo is the key
🎶🎵Yahoo is the key
🎵🎶Yahoo is the master key
🎶🎵Niggas started with Laptop
And end up with millions
🎵🎶Yahoo is the master key

I just smiled and replied in the same rhythm..

🎶🎵Prison is their home
🎵🎶Prison is their home
🎶🎵Prison is their permanent home
🎶🎵Niggas started with Laptop
And end up in prison
🎵🎶Prison is their permanent home

Since he has been looking at me with one corner eye .
😅😅

22/07/2025

Nawa Oh, There Are People Who Lie So Much That Even If You See Them In Hell They Will Tell You: "I Came To See Someone🙆🏿‍♀️😅😅

😂💔😂THE MAN & HIS WIFE 😂💔😂A man and his wife were traveling to Italy🇮🇹 by air, as they were at the peak of the journey, t...
21/07/2025

😂💔😂THE MAN & HIS WIFE 😂💔😂

A man and his wife were traveling to Italy🇮🇹 by air, as they were at the peak of the journey, the pilot announced that: “Ladies and gentlemen, we are sorry to announce that one of the engines has stopped working while the remaining one is
not functioning as required therefore, we may crash in a few minutes from now. We advise that everyone should reconcile with God and settle every issues that need to be settled.”
At that point, Mr. James touched his wife Rebecca and said “Honey, please forgive me ooooo, your sister Patricia that stays with us is my s.ex machine,
we had several abortions she has even planned to poison you on our returned from Italy so that the both of us will elope for the U.S.A 🇱🇷please find a place in heart to forgive me.
She responded “No problem dear” She continue, “since it’s a confession moment, let me also confess. Please you must also forgive me oooo, John and Esther among our three children are not your biological children. Your biological child
is Victoria the rest belong to Eti Your best friend.

You also remember you were rubbed by arm rubbers last year?” He answered “Yes I remember” she continues “I actually set you up by some gangs who rubbed you because I needed to pay for my boy-friend Albrass’ tuition fee. He got admission in Oxford University in England.
Even now as we are
talking, I have arranged for your death
through hired assassins on our return.”
Mr. James responded “no problem I have forgiven you.” Meanwhile as the confessions were going on, the
pilot announced again. “Ladies and gentlemen, is like you people are powerful men and women of faith because, God has answered your prayers, the two engines are perfectly ok and we are sure of
safe landing” At that point, the whole passengers became mute instead of celebrating the good news.
One of the passengers shouted “Pilot, Pilot!!, this plane must crash ooooooo or we will crash the plane” everybody shouted “YES
oooooooo”.🤣🙆🏿‍♀️😅😅

21/07/2025

Food wey sweet na money kill am
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