ShyBwoi

04/12/2024

The wise has spoken

04/12/2024

E don red

04/12/2024

04/12/2024

Breaking News 🚨🚨🚨

Tomorrow has been declared a public Holiday .

Davido will be dropping his December Jam . A song that will trend all through December and break records Nationally and internationally.

To think we are not even done enjoying Awuke . Bro is a music god .

Moral lesson : 001 is truly the highest 🔥🔥
ShyBwShyBwoi

04/12/2024

★. Impregnating a girl in Europe is so nice that her parents will even buy you a car😅 But in Nigeria, the cūrse alone will change your destiny😅😂😂😂

★. Anytime I cook at home, the whole family decides to drink garri😏.... I don't know why😭😂😂

★. This one that I'm seeing wedding ceremony everywhere, nobody should mīstakenly marry my future wife ooh😂

★. Love can make you see your boyfriend as the most handsome guy on earth😅😷. Break up and see how ugly the Idïot is😂😂😂

★. Being dumped by someone you love can make you watch TV for 5hrs without volume I swear😂😂😂

★. I hāt£ it when going to put offering in church and one fat girl keeps dancing forward and backwards like GLO network....mtchew😜

★. Glo weldone o! So I have to sit at the edge of my bed, turn a little to the left and open my mouth before network enter my phone.

★. Nevēr trust a girl with a broken phone! If she can brēāk her phone, then what is special in your heart?

★. When I started Facebook last year I sent a friend request to pretty girl and she accepted! I was happy until she asked me to send her mtn credit😂

★. No body keeps in touch with you than a girl you promise to send money💰😅, she can even appēar in your dream😱😜😅😂😂😂

★. Just because you are using MTN doesn't mean you should allow your teeth to be yellow😂

★. It took me 5 hours to compose this jokes and you say you will read without commenting? 😂😂😂I will not say anything. 😎😎😁

Dm if you are bored 🥱

Cutie 🥰, why don't you wanna add me for more 🤔

Where are you reading from??

04/12/2024

Breaking News 🚨🚨🚨

Billionaire B Lord names his 2.5 billion Naira Estate after Davido 🔥🔥. It is called “ City of David “

To live here
You must love peace
You must love Davido
You must be a virgin
You must be ready to grow .

Bro Davido’s influence is everywhere .

Imagine a Whole estate named after you .

Moral lesson : one day you too go build something like this .

04/12/2024

"Brõke men are very good in bēd. I married a rich man once and he wasn't good in bēd. He couldn't even last 2 minutes." Kim Kardashian

"Women prefer brõke men to rich men because brõke men offer them what they want most which is time and sēx. Being in a relationship with a rich is very boring because he's always busy. Though he still gives you money which women also love but money alone isn't enough. You see brõke men, their the best. A brõke man will go out of his way to give his girlfriend money and make out time to talk with her but rich men don't do that. And brõke men are also exceptionally good in bēd but you see rich men, most of them can't last 2 minute like my ex-husband. That's why I prefer brõke men than rich men." Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian says though rich men give their women money, they can't surpass strong brõke men in bēd 😄

Kanye West used to give her money when they were married school she left 👀