17/10/2025
🚨 Breaking News 🚨
In a shocking twist, Nigerian singer Portable has officially broken his calm streak! 😳
After days of promising to “stay calm,” the Zazoo Zeh crooner couldn’t hold it in any longer. In a fiery outburst, Portable lashed out, saying:
> “I calm down no mean say I fear you! VeryDarkMan don spoil people business! The people wey dey give us ambassador deals no wan give again!”
According to Portable, Blord is simply running his business and doesn’t deserve the criticism. He even defended Blord’s decision to sell an iPhone XR (reportedly worth ₦180,000) for ₦450,000, claiming it’s “business, not charity.”
As expected, social media erupted! 🔥
While some are debating ethics, others are busy calculating profit margins. 😂
💡 Moral Lesson:
😅 If your destiny is sweet, don’t use it to cook jollof rice for social media. 🍚🔥