Golden Grafixs

30/08/2024

ANY CHEF WEY I EMPLOY WEY COOK FINISH FETCH GRASS PUT ONTOP NA THAT DAY I GO FIRE AM AFTER TOTURE IN POLICE CELL. NONSESNE. YOU HAVE COOKED FINE FOOD WHY THE GRASS NOW???? ENNNN

29/08/2024

29/08/2024

THERE SHALL BE SHOWERS OF BLESSING TO THE ONE WHO WOULD MARRY ME.

28/08/2024

NAWAOOO

27/08/2024

THESE ARE TYPES OF PEPPER BUT THERE NUMEROUS OTHERS THAT CAN ONLY BE DISTINGUISHED BY YORUBAS ONLY. CHECK COMMENT BOX..

27/08/2024

HMMMMMM THIS ONE DEEP CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN PLEASE. WHY... PROBABLY A PASTOR PLEASE.

27/08/2024

GOD WILL PROSPER AND ELONGATE YOUR MARRIAGE.

26/08/2024

THE WISE COCKROACH
A Short Moral Story.
Three hungry cockroaches came to a farmer and asked him for food. He willingly offered them some bread and some cheese. They ate to satisfaction and saved food to take home to their families.
Upon leaving, the farmer told them,
"Listen roaches, instead of begging for food as you always do, why don't I offer you a job in my farm? We offer good pay, food, and protection for your families."
The cockroaches asked,
"What work do we have to do, and how much salary do we get?"
The farmer answered,
"There are four positions available in my farm, with each having a different pay. It's up to you to choose which of them you prefer! The worker whose job is to inform my chickens that food is ready gets paid $3,000 every month. The worker whose job is to peel and slice my garlic gets $5,000 monthly. The worker whose job is to chase pesky lizards out of the farm gets $4,000 every month. And lastly, the worker whose job is to sing and dance for my goats gets only $250 monthly. You can make your choice now!"
The first cockroach exclaimed,
"I choose the $5,000 job! I want to peel and slice your garlic!"
The second cockroach chorused,
"I want the $4,000 job! Let me chase the pesky lizards out of the farm!
The third cockroach thought for a long moment, then said surprisingly,
"I would prefer the $250 job! I want to sing and dance for your goats!"
For a moment, the two other cockroaches glared at her and thought she was very dumb.
"How could she have chosen the lowest paying job in the farm? Is she that silly and unreasonable?" they thought within themselves.
The following morning, the three cockroaches arrived for their first day of work. However, as they began their duties, the first and the second cockroaches died all of a sudden.
The curious farmer then called the third cockroach and asked,
"Tell me, why did you choose the lowest paying job?"
She took a deep breath and answered,
"Firstly, chickens favourite food is cockroaches- why would I choose a job where I have to go close to chickens? Secondly, the pungent smell of garlic can quickly kill a cockroach- why would I choose a job where I have to peel and slice garlic? Thirdly, lizards love to snack and prey on cockroaches- why would I choose a job where I have to chase lizards out of the farm? It's not about the money at all, it's about putting my life into consideration."
LESSON TO LEARN:
Be careful of the deals you accept from people. Don't jump into every offer made to you. Don't be so blinded by money and material things that you refuse to pause and carefully consider the ramifications before taking a decision. Be wise!

30/07/2024

INDEED, EYE HAVE NOT SEEN NEITHER HAS EAR HEARD WHAT IS OBTAINABLE IN NAIJA. WAHALA BE LIKE WETIN AGAIN MY PIPO?

30/07/2024

YOU BROOD OF VIPERS. TAKE HEED OF THESE WORDS THIS DAY. DO NOT SAY I DIDN'T NOT WARN YOU.
Matthew 12:34-38
You brood of vipers, how can you who are evil say anything good? For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of. 35 A good man brings good things out of the good stored up in him, and an evil man brings evil things out of the evil stored up in him. 36 But I tell you that everyone will have to give account on the day of judgment for every empty word they have spoken. 37 For by your words you will be acquitted, and by your words you will be condemned.”

29/07/2024

GWO GWO GWO NGWO: IS A DANCE OF DECEPTION
This dance has been trending for days. At every nook and cranny of the social media platforms, the dance steps are very prominent. Everyone wants to dance that dance of twisting of waist and raising of one leg. Turning thereafter to pursue themselves in a very comical manner.
I have sat down to look at the sense in the dance as popularised by Brain Jotter, all I could see was a gregarious instinct of the masses and the craves to join the bandwagon.
What is Gwo Gwo Gwo Ngwo? Gwo Gwo Gwo Ngwo was just the last part of the lyrics that is filled with rich meaning and moral lessons.
Tired of the hullabaloo of the Gwo Gwo Gwo Ngwo challenge, I took time to listen to the lyrics from the beginning to the end.
Gentleman Mike Ejeagha is indeed a maestro, who knows his onions with a dexterity and sagacity that are legendary.
I wouldn’t know what he had in mind telling such story, as irredescent as that story is, it shone to my mind with a lesson that made me shed tears.
Listen to the story line. There was a bet from a King that anybody that brings an Elephant to Him would marry the King’s Daughter.
Bringing the Elephant was no mean feat. This made other animals to shy away and saw the demand as a tall order. The Tortoise in its crafty and deceptive nature went and told Elephant lies. Lies too pleasant, the Elephant could not but fall for it.
What was the lie? That King wants to make the Elephant the Chairman of its Ofala celebration. Ofala celebration is an elaborate celebration of festivity. It sounded too prestigious an offer to be the Chairman of such a festival.
On the appointed day, the Tortoise went to the Elephant. The Elephant got ready and they set out on the journey. At a point the Elephant got angry over the Tortoise snail paced movement and feared they would miss the festival. So when the Tortoise requested that it sat on the Elephant back to facilitate their movement, the Elephant didn’t hesitate.
While on the Elephant’s back, it requested the Elephant to allow it tie rope around its neck for stability.
The Elephant allowed it, being too obsessed to be the Chairman of the Ofala, anything that would be an obstacle to it must be dealt with.
As they got close to the king’s Palace, the Tortoise raised his voice and sang
Nnam eze akpata m enyi, Nnam eze akpata m enyi.
(My King I have brought the Elephant)
Nwa mbe isi na i kpata onye? Nwa mbe isi na i kpata onye?
(Small Tortoise who did you say you have brought? The Elephant queried)
Asi m Ana nya chebe Enyi dube Enyi, odika m si na-akpata m Enyi.
(I said let the Earth protect and guide the Elephant. And it looks like I said I have brought Elephant)
Asi m Ana nya chebe Enyi dube Enyi, odika m si na akpatam Enyi.( I said let the earth protect and guide the Elephant. And it looks like I said I have brought Elephant)
Okwa Enyi ga-abu isi oche? Okwa Enyi ga-abu isi oche?
(Is it not the Elephant that will be the chairman?)
Enyi na-aga anyi so gi n'azu
gwo gwo gwo ngwo ( Elephant continue to go we are behind you, gwo gwo gwo ngwo)
What do you make out of this story? So many? For me, it is a reflection of the deception the Nigeria poor masses experience in the hands of our tricky political class.
The Elephant represents the poor masses and the Tortoise the political class that comes with all manner of deception, tricks and manipulation.
They come to us, the poor masses like the Tortoise came to the Elephant every election year with hopeless hope, fake promises, manipulative tendencies, while leading us to places of doom, destruction, hardship, shame and economic slavery as we dance gwo gwo gwo ngwo not knowing we are being led to our destruction pools and points.
By size just as the Elephant is 30 times bigger than the Tortoise so are the masses bigger than the political class. Same way Tortoise deceived the Elephant, the political class has been deceiving us.
Shame!! Gwo Gwo Gwo Ngwo as we sheepishly meet our Waterloo.
May God help us to realize our might and power over the minion political.