05/08/2025
Crazy jokes ππππππππ
1. It's raining and you are telling
somebody's daughter to enter your house,
Are you Noah?πππππ
2. My friend has been forcing me to marry
,so that he can take advantage of my wife
while am away ,Since I hate arguing I
married his sister
I serve the living God ππππ
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3. And some be asking me what I do
for a living, you think living in Nigeria is a
small job? I live in Nigeria for a living. ππππ
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4. In Nigeria, The more dangerous the area
is, the cheaper the Beer π€£π€£π€£π€£
5. Nobody knows how to listen and
interpretes footsteps like Africans having
unfaithful s*x while in the room
LADY: Somebody is coming ??
MAN: No they are going
Bunch of fornucatorsππΎββοΈπππππ
6. Dear single ladies, When he gives you an
engagement ring, kindly buy him a wrist
watch, Make him too know say time no dey. ππππ
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7. I also had to laugh in an interview with a
security guard.
Interviewer: Do you know English and how
to speak fluently.
Job seeker: Will the thieves come from
England?. If there is no job just tell me π€£π€£π€£π€£
8. As a Nigerian, you should know that its
not all marriages begin with ,"will you
marry me?"
Some begin with,"John I'm pregnant "ππππ
9. No woman wants a man who is
everywhere,commenting on every
woman's picture wow wow wow like an
ambulance. Guys.. Get sense ππππ
10. Bro even if you hold her waist from
Nigeria to south Africa, doesn't mean that
she belongs to you, because even Satan is
from Genesis to Revelation but doesn't
belong to the kingdom of Godππ
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