JESUS Is LORD

05/03/2025

⚽😂💔😂FOOTBALL VS S£X😂💔😂👉👌

1. Going to ur boyfriend or Girlfriend's house without being invited = Offside😂💔😂

2. Dating a girl today and having s€x on the same day = Free kick😂💔😂

3. Condom = Defender😂💔😂

4. Abortion = Red card😂💔😂

5. Condom breaks = Penalty😂💔😂

6. A girl with a lot of energy = Captain😂💔😂

7. Having s€x without a condom = Own goal😂💔😂

8. Taking a lot of time without c^ming = Man of the match😂💔😂

9. S€xing three girls in one day = Hat trick😂💔😂

10. Having s£x with ur Ex = Friendly match😂💔😂

11. Eight years of s£x without getting a child = Arsenal😂😂💔😂😂

12. After two rounds and u request for more = Extra time😃😃

13. Taking it gently when having s£x = Fair play😆

14. Biting ur girlfriend's ni***es = Suarez😜😁

15. Two legs on the shoulder as if u are changing pampers = Throwing🤩😅

16. Asking her "how do u want it?" = Taking instructions from the touchline😂💔

17. A lady using pills after s£x and later she still gets pregnant = Defensive error
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18. A girl getting pregnant = Goooooal😜😁🤩

19. Having s£x with ur girlfriend and ur mum opens the door = Injury😂💔😂

20. A guy who impregnated the lady = Active striker😂😃

21. A girl telling u to stop = yellow card😂💔😂

22. You and ur girlfriend break up in ur love relationship = Game over🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋

U Will NEVER LACK IN YOUR LIFE AS U
TAP AND F0LLOW

04/03/2025

THE STORY OF GARRI

once upon a time there lives mr and mrs cassava,they gave birth to a very handsome guy called garri who grew up to marry a very pretty girl called sugar they also gave birth to children like,water,kuli kuli and groundnuts.
oneday garri and he's family we're traveling to a city called Nigeria, unfortunately they had an accident on their way to Nigeria and they were admitted to a hospital called cup,upon the critical situation happening in Nigeria garri and he's family couldn't survive 💔 they all died😭,they were then send into mortuary by a car called spoon🥄 from there they were all buried in a grave called stomach😂
garri😂!!!!!!!
JESUS Is LORD

07/10/2024

05/10/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Holuwar Sheyi, Aondo Sóö

27/06/2024

For una were dey disturb give way, give away..... I don try just remove the beans e don finish, for anybody were recharge just comment make we clap for you. Thank you😂

01/04/2024

Laugh jhoor 😂

1..I was driving benz in my dream last night... until my sister slap me to wake up and stop pushing the bed to the kitchen 😂😃😂😁😁

2..I faint dis morning when a guy told me he is my friend on xender in fact I am still fainting😪😪😂

3..I went to a yoruba restaurant and ordered for peppersoup....in fact to cut the story short I NEED A NEW TONGUE 😉😛😛😁
4...please give your life to Christ now o, is not when u see me in heaven, u will start to shout... "ojoro ojoro"....that one no concern u😡😒😒

5..remember growing up as a kid and u said "I want to be a pilot" 18 year's letter the only thing u can do relating to Airplane is FLIGHT MOOD on your phone 📱😂😂😂

6..No animal can run faster than a girl with make up when it's Raining 🏃🏃😂😂

7..some girls set 18 digit password to their phone, but the password to under their legs is just SLIDE TO UNLOCK😜😛😏😏

8..in every lady's inbox their is always one guy that chart with himself, he says "hello" and reply himself "hi" tomorrow 👉😂😂😁

9..They say money is the root of all evil but poverty is the complete tree they not come and be deceiving us🏃🏃😂😂

10...Who else noticed that squeezing maggi this day is like breaking the walls of jericho😡😉😉

11...I THINK GARRI AND SUGAR SHOULD BE ADDED TO FIRST AID BOX THAT STUFF HAS BEEN SAVING LIFE SINCE 1961😁😁😂

12..D only time I am ever serious with my life is when I am counting de number of zero in money I want 2 transfer😁😂😁

14...I remember the last time I had a brake up i was looking for my shoe in the fridge

15...The way I'm broke now. I thinking of selling our dog i will do the barking at night😉

26/03/2024

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