Dancy boy

27/11/2025

26/08/2025

I usually don't like writing exams with
expo.

It's against my belief,so,I would just write what I know and then submit my papers.

But this particular subject was very essential and my parents had warned me never to fail the exam,if not,they would send me to a boarding school.

We were about hundred students in the hall,filled with immense anxiety.

Some of the students were from another branch of our school.

The first thing I did was to scan the
hall and then I spotted this girl who was putting on a glass.

I used to hear that any student who wears eyeglass must be very intelligent.

Without wasting any time, I ran like jet
to the spot where this girl was and then
I sat right next to her.

Before I could even bring out my writing materials,about fifty more students had already gathered around the same girl.

"Please remember me!

"Please remember me!"They kept begging and touching her shirt.

"It's okay!"She shouted.

"I is help all of you,but on one condition.

You all is pay me #5000 naira!"

"What!"We all screamed.

"That's almost the same amount as our school fees.

Please just bring it down okay?

We can pay #50 naira"A student said.

"You is not well at all.
My friend,go to the back let me see road!"She shouted at this girl who had no choice but to shift a little bit.

" #5000 or you all is fail!"She said.

We all looked at one another and immediately,we began running around looking for money.

Many were calling their parents to transfer money to them for something very urgent.

"Me,I managed to do fake transfer and it worked so I just relaxed spreading my legs very wide."

Then the exam began and since I was the nearest person to the eyeglass girl,
I would be the one to copy first from her
before giving to the next person.

Once the next person was done copying,she would pass it over to the
nearest student.It was going from hand to hand.

The expo kept circulating from one person to another with no one caring about changing any word.

But then I began notic

19/08/2025

Always use what u have with good mind because u never no the value of it, even money can buy it

19/08/2025

In any story of a successful man there is always this six letter word in the journey that is "Suffer" u must suffer to be victorious

13/08/2025

You must laugh 😂😂😂

1. 👱🏿‍♂️ Yesterday a visitor shocked me, I gave him juice to take then he was like; I will take after eating, Excuse me sir after eating what??🤔😂😂

2. 👱🏿‍♂️Na when you begin pay house rent, you go know say 1 year no reach 12 month 😌😂😂

3. 👱🏿‍♂️ Happiness is when you close the door to kill a snake and NEPA take light,

Chai temple run reloaded 😂😂😂.........

4. 👱🏿‍♂️Every cheating story you hear is all about Men but when you talk about DNA test that's when you see women collapsing 😒😂😂

5. 👱🏿‍♂️My neighbor goat 🐐 is missing, instead of him to come and ask me, he just travelled straight to their village 😒😒😂
Is that how to do things? 😌😂

6. 👱🏿‍♂️ Dating an uneducated girl is not a problem, up until you send her a "good night" text

And she replies with "thank you love may your soul rest in peace"😂😂😂

7.👱🏿‍♂️ Babe I swear I love you even if you ask me to choose between you and a trip to Dubai, I promise I will be thinking about you in the plane 😅😂🤣🤣

8. 👱🏿‍♂️ Okada men and gist on bike, breeze won't let you hear Dem 😌

OKADA MAN: hjsjsidkkeoehdjdidjdjdjdjsieb
ME: na true, I hear am for news yesterday 😅😅😂😂

9.👱🏿‍♂️ My girlfriend took me to her family yesterday, they asked me to wait outside while discussing a serious family matter, I waited for 1 hour only to find out they were eating 😌😅😂

10. 👱🏿‍♂️If relationship is not working for you, you can try other ship like "entrepreneurship or workmanship Even worship sef and warship( after all ship na ship) 🙆‍♂️,😜😜... Wisdom no go k!ll me oo😅😂😂

11. 👱🏿‍♂️ Someone will make a post, you will see it, read it, laugh and not like it😏😏
No wonder food no dey reach you for occasion 🏃🏃😂😂

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