
14/02/2024
VALENTINE UPDATE
For those of you planning Ge***al Meet and Greet today
This is for you as regards "Happy Ending" for today's Ta-ta-ta-ta...
Men
- No sugar today please
- No fried plantain today please
- Buy a hand of Banana 🍌 & eat
- If you see Water Melon buy it ( eat with the seed - better still blend everything together (easier to drink)
- Do small press up today - Bløød go fit flow round
- If you're eating any swallow - Tell them you want Egusi soup (good for P.E)
- If madam asked you what you want for dinner - Unripe Plantain and sauce is perfect for today's match
- Instead of carbonated drinks today, drink Zobo (that Zobo hhmmm let me not start)
- If you see Tiger nut juice - collect 2 bottles (e go put you for mood gangan)
- Now most importantly, That African Walnut, that one that bitters when you drink water with it ehn ehn... Buy like 5-10 and snack on it all day (Tyre no dey tire)
Women
- Soak Clove in warm water and drink during the day (Kainji Dam no go reach you)
- If you're eating any soup eat Okro today ( Oluwa-Slimy)
- If you see Tiger nut Juice collect 2 bottles (Aphrodi... Yeah yeah)
- Sesame seed works wonders for you too (if you see it, buy some and snack on it)
Please note
S*x is a Sin 😁
But if you have to sin, enjoy the whole thing.
But the virgin remain a virgin
I'll be expecting your testimonies tomorrow 🤗