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“WHEN YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH A BROKE GUY WITH VIBES”See ehn, love is sweet… until hunger joins the relationship 😭He didn’...
07/11/2025

“WHEN YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH A BROKE GUY WITH VIBES”

See ehn, love is sweet… until hunger joins the relationship 😭

He didn’t have money but he had words — “Baby, we don’t need food, we just need each other.”
Sir, love cannot replace jollof rice 😭
Now I understand why the Bible said watch and pray.

“WHEN YOU SAY ‘LET’S PRAY BEFORE WE EAT’”That moment you say “let’s pray before we eat” and the person starts binding wi...
07/11/2025

“WHEN YOU SAY ‘LET’S PRAY BEFORE WE EAT’”

That moment you say “let’s pray before we eat” and the person starts binding witches and demons 😭😭😭
Oga, it’s just rice and stew, not deliverance service 😭🤣

“THE DAY MY VILLAGE PASTOR EXPOSED MY CRUSH"If you ever think village pastors don’t see vision, come to my village they ...
07/11/2025

“THE DAY MY VILLAGE PASTOR EXPOSED MY CRUSH"

If you ever think village pastors don’t see vision, come to my village they even announce your crush before you confess! 😭🤣

During one hot Sunday service, our pastor said, “There’s a young lady here who has been admiring one brother in the choir.” My heart skipped I said, “Holy Spirit, please no be me.”

Then he pointed straight at me! 😩 Everyone shouted “Jesus!” including the brother himself my fine choir crush, Brother Daniel.

The ground couldn’t open, so I just smiled awkwardly like “It’s not what you think o!” 😂

From that day, Brother Daniel started greeting me with “God bless you, sister” instead of “Good morning.” 💔🤣

Village life ehn you can’t even crush in peace!

🤣 If you’ve ever been embarrassed in church or your village, comment “I understand!”

“WHEN LOVE FINALLY FINISH AIRTIME”You know love don tire when both of you start using “k” instead of “okay” in chat 💀No ...
07/11/2025

“WHEN LOVE FINALLY FINISH AIRTIME”

You know love don tire when both of you start using “k” instead of “okay” in chat 💀
No more “baby,” just “you dey?” and silence after 😂

“WHEN LOVE FINALLY FINISH AIRTIME”You know love don tire when both of you start using “k” instead of “okay” in chat 💀No ...
07/11/2025

“WHEN LOVE FINALLY FINISH AIRTIME”

You know love don tire when both of you start using “k” instead of “okay” in chat 💀
No more “baby,” just “you dey?” and silence after 😂



Ochanya's Kitchen and Writes

“WHEN YOU SAY ‘LET’S PRAY BEFORE WE EAT’”That moment you say “let’s pray before we eat” and the person starts binding wi...
07/11/2025

“WHEN YOU SAY ‘LET’S PRAY BEFORE WE EAT’”

That moment you say “let’s pray before we eat” and the person starts binding witches and demons 😭😭😭
Oga, it’s just rice and stew, not deliverance service 😭🤣



Ochanya's Kitchen and Writes

“WHEN YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH A BROKE GUY WITH VIBES”See ehn, love is sweet… until hunger joins the relationship 😭He didn’...
06/11/2025

“WHEN YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH A BROKE GUY WITH VIBES”

See ehn, love is sweet… until hunger joins the relationship 😭

He didn’t have money but he had words — “Baby, we don’t need food, we just need each other.”
Sir, love cannot replace jollof rice 😭
Now I understand why the Bible said watch and pray.



Ochanya's Kitchen and Writes

“WHEN YOU FINALLY DECIDE TO ACT MATURE…”You ever try to act mature and end up arguing with yourself in your head like, “...
06/11/2025

“WHEN YOU FINALLY DECIDE TO ACT MATURE…”

You ever try to act mature and end up arguing with yourself in your head like, “No be everything person dey reply…” then reply anyway? 🤣
Maturity is hard abeg.



Ochanya's Kitchen and Writes

"THE Day I TRIED TO ACT CLASSY IN PUBLIC”See ehn, class is not by wig length 😭🤣I was drinking small chops and Fanta like...
06/11/2025

"THE Day I TRIED TO ACT CLASSY IN PUBLIC”

See ehn, class is not by wig length 😭🤣

I was drinking small chops and Fanta like a babe that went to Harvard. Then Fanta entered my nose. 😩
I tried to cough quietly, but Fanta said, “Not today!” 😭
Now everyone in that event knows me as “that fine girl that nearly died with Fanta.”

06/11/2025

“MY VILLAGE PEOPLE IN MY DREAM AGAIN!”

Why my village people go chase me for dream, and when I start flying, they go shout “she don join dem”? 😂
Can’t we just have peaceful nightmares in this economy? 😭



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