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25/12/2025

To the person who stayed with me even at my worst. Thank you..

Behind a man who drives a classy car was once a boy who was watching other men having it all. Be patient. Your page is a...
25/12/2025

Behind a man who drives a classy car was once a boy who was watching other men having it all. Be patient.

Your page is about to turn.

09/12/2025

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Randy Raquel, Dubase'zile Katlego Papola, Gerald Cadet, Mankwana Cynthia Marinyele, Mapipa Thumza Thumeka, Naomi Ojwangi, Shree Krishna Parajuli, Hendy Santos, Stella Uchechi Nwokocha, It'z Loveth Blinky, Emilly Omari, Basetsana Matsholwane, Thandeka Tdk, Anuradha Nalin, Odeh Patience Onyeche, Edna Tshisano, Mhiz Praise Ehelogbai, Snothy G Ngwane, Mavosana Vuyolwethu Welkom, Janet Eric, Keoratile Waga Candy Mosiwane, Daniel Wilson Sunday, Godstime Gladday, Sunil Benjwal, Sonu Patel, Yôüñg Mömmìë, Felix Akpan, ImoLathile Tshambu, Madu Gift Chinenye, Oscar Os Sethibang I, Mpumi Ndumi Riri Madrops, Lawrence Mogale, Shuvo Khan, Benesse Etuki, Olatunji Ridwan, Trifosa Fortuin, Alie Bee Duwa, Mavia Fazil, Anas Musa Bunza, Emmanuel Uguru, Ernesto DE Jesus, Latoya Scales, Nwankwo Luciana, Eddy Murphy, Josephine Chizuruoke Uchegbuo, Nenye Nwa, Ogechi Justina Uche Nnamdi, Lulikeyz Seyigabriel, Faith Fidisi, Sibongile Winza

04/12/2025

Work hard until you see yourself on your cousin’s status. Family don’t post broke people.
Good morning to you 🫵

😂😂😂😂😂1. Pls be careful of whom you helpooh. I was b@thing my neighbors chicken with h0t w@ter to day cause of Cold, no...
04/12/2025

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1. Pls be careful of whom you helpooh. I was b@thing my neighbors chicken with h0t w@ter to day cause of Cold, now, they are calling me a th!£f😃😄🤣🤭🙆‍♂️.
I don stop helping people

2. So c0nd0ms are made by humans for humans to prevent humans from making more humans😆😀😂.
Wond£rful!

3. So people will be looking at me as of they have never see d@ngotes cousin before!😂😆😀
Mtcheew!

4.Mum : why is your result so b@d?
Funny vic: B@d things happens to good people😁😀🏃🏽‍♀🏃🏼
5. Teacher: Name five c0rrūpt countries in Africa
Funny vic: Ghana, Kenya, Uganda, Somalia, and Slerria Leone 🤭🤭🙄
Teacher: what of Nigeria?
Funny vic: when counting s!nn£rs, do you include Sat@n?🤭🤭🙄🤣😂🙆‍♂️

6.funny vic: Babe I love your te£th
Her: wow, why
Funny vic: Y£llow is my best color🤣😄😃🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🤭

7. Nigerian police be like " SHūT ūP and START TALKING, am NOT YOUR FRIEND MY FRIEND!🤭🤭🤭😂.
Confused individualism

8. Good night to you my fellow b!lli0naires!
I wish you bed wet😂😆🤭

It not easy to be dedicating time to type this
Appreciate my efforts 🙏 with a Følløw 🙏

9... Always try to appreciate We Joker 💪 that take time to create Jokes for u to Smile 😍
Tap the Follow botton on my page pls😩🙏

10. Imagine dating a lady who can't m!x concr£te, how do you build a strong relationship??🤣🤣🤣🤣

So guys 💙🙇 even though I lost my first account of (100k+ followers)
I will just keep growing 💪 here💙 with your supports 🤝🥰 Mr jokes


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LAUGH small 😅 😛 😅 😘 😭 😭 😭 1) To my girlfriēnd🙎 you're free to check my phone📱 at night But wen you're Done make sure u ç...
03/12/2025

LAUGH small 😅 😛 😅 😘 😭 😭 😭

1) To my girlfriēnd🙎 you're free to check my phone📱 at night But wen you're Done make sure u çry 😭outside , I'll líke to sleēp.😅😅😅😅

2) Girls🙎 are gradually lóósing our culture, imagine I saw two girls 👯today quárr£ling without clâpping their hands, wetin dey happen.🙄🙄🙄🙄

3) Some of us don't know our secondary Schoolmate again because " Aderemi mercy" is now "it's Itz Princess Adenike😅😅
Lemme run b4 she stóne me 🏃🏃

4) On my wedding day, Shôrt people will not be served I cannot wâste my food on ppl dat cannot grow again.😉😉😉😉

5) I saw a science student çryíng.😭

ME_ what's the mâtter 💁

HER_: Mātter is anything that has mâss and occupies space . I just Left.🚶🚶
Nønsense 😅😅😅

6) The way my Neighbor 🙎love eating chicken 🐔 feet eh, Now all the chickens 🐔 are now using wheel chair.😂😂😂😂😂😂

7) The way A.T.M thrôws out card after withdrâwing ₦500🤑 is so d!srespeçtful I had to pick mine across de main Road yesterday.😭😭😭😭

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8) First God created earth, then he rested...
Then he created man, then he rested...
Then he created women and no one has rested since!
🤣🤣😂💁💁

9) Village ppl are very wíçked, dey can make u wear Glo T. Shirt to MTN interview.😁😁😁

10) Catçhing flowers at wedding doesn't make u the next bríde my friend mhiz Pat câúght up to 55 flowers, Now she has a garden.🤪😜

11) Why do guys🙇 ever chēât How do dey fēel For me I cannot chēât on my eight girlfriēnds. Never!😆😆😆

12) Nothing sweet pass when u are feelíng sleépy in church ⛪ and pastor said" bow down your head let's pray.😀😀😀

13) If new born babies👼 knew the number of men🙇 dat súçk the same brêâst before dem chaii, They will prefer drinking Zobo.😅😅

14) Have u ever checked your FB friends and u be líke" when did I accept this one?😒😒😏

15) Someone💂 will just dïe with afro in Àfrica movie and his spírit will come back with lôw cút. So barbíng salon dey that side 🤣🤣
© Mr jokes

Moment of laughter 😂 😂 😄 😂 1. Seriously, if you are sh∅rt, please marry a tall person, I'm tired of ch@nging bulb for my...
03/12/2025

Moment of laughter 😂 😂 😄 😂

1. Seriously, if you are sh∅rt, please marry a tall person, I'm tired of ch@nging bulb for my
neighb0r and her husband.😫😫
2. Onl!ne couples
disappear after a bre@kup and says nothing
to us the online in-laws, after all our supp0rt.😁😁😁
3. Is making another girl laugh ch£? Please I need your answers oo, I'm about
being single again, my bae said I'm
comm!tting Funnyc@t!0n🤧🤧
4. My sister.. If you go with your girlfriend to your man's
house and the d∅g d0£sn't b@rk at her..
W!sdom! My sister I say w!sdom!🤣🤣🙄🤷🏿‍♂️
5.The kind money I want to have ehh!😂😂
Even if I come late to my tr@ditional
marri@ge, my in-laws will apol0g!se, they be like "Our son, we are
sorry you c@me l@te, it's
our fault, we w0ke up too early".😅😅🤣
6. The way fine girls are behaving nice to me this days ehh, I feel like hav!ng one, but
this virginity till marri@ge is a MUST for me.😋
Argue with your father's children. 😅😅🫣7.Girls that we@r heels to an event
and
come back with slipp£rs don't last long in a
relationship, they can't £ndūre for l0ñg☺️😋😋
8. I was beaten by a woman in an £levator
today. I was staring at her br£ then she
said "Would you please pr£ss one", I thought she was t@lking about
her breast.😂😂😡
9. I h@te it when going to put offer!ñg in
church and one fat girl keeps dancing forward and b@ckwards like MTN network.
Mtcheww.......😁😁😁
10.The road to heaven is n@rrow. I p!ty those that are f@t.
Lemme mind my business seff***😎😹😹
11. Ser!0usly, after smokers, the next people
who are liable to die young are those who don't mind their business😂😂
12."Cum inside me" and "Don't worry, I'm safe". These phr@ses has
made guys pay
bride price they didn't plan for.🙆🏾‍♂️😹😎
13. This one that I'm seeing wedding
ceremony everywhere, n0body should mistakenly marry my fūture wife oo...🤧🤧b.
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02/12/2025

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02/12/2025

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🤣, JUST LAUGH😂 One day a rich man bought a large house... His daughter asked him a question. *Daughter : Dad why did you...
02/12/2025

🤣, JUST LAUGH😂

One day a rich man bought a large house... His daughter asked him a question. *

Daughter : Dad why did you buy this big house? *
Dad : The money belongs to me and I do what I want with it 😎

* A few days later, the man bought a doll for his little daughter. *

* On the 1st day the little girl breaks an arm of the toy. His father asks her *
Dad : Why did you do this? *
Daughter : The toy belongs to me and I do what I want with it😊 *

* The 2nd day she breaks another arm. His worried father asks her *
Dad : Why did you do this? *
Daughter : The doll belongs to me and I do what I want with it😊 *

* On the 3rd day, she breaks another arm of the doll, her angry father intervened *
Dad : Why did you do this? *
Daughter : The doll belongs to me and I do what I want😊 *

* And on the fourth day, she breaks yet another arm ... *

On the fifth day, she did the same....

I know You are asking yourself how many arms did the doll have?

Well! the story is mine and I do what I want with it 😅

I guess you're angry now... Well, the anger is yours, feel free to do whatever you want with it 😊😂

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